DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[unironic kpop fan]

I love how he says that he only brings up "contributions" now because he got fucked over by twitch and that he used to make so much more consistent money on twitch. Yet every stream on twitch he brought the same shit up every time? Does he seriously think people forgot how he acted on twitch? What the fuck man

 

[UaineRunei]

This motherfucker is blaming his begging on Twitch "fucking him over" again.

And he's telling his wheelchairs he needs those tips to "afford things in his day off", again trying to say that he doesn't have the money for his day off.

 

[David Davidson]

Was bored so I did some digging and not sure if I found it but it's close enough. Doesn't mention grandparents which I swear I remember too but maybe that was tacted on by detractors or he was shameless enough to do this multiple times. This is Phil's own video if you want to switch on that ad block. Should start at 17:31.

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Have to give a shout out to EddyB43 who used to give detailed breakdowns of Phil's prestreams and such on Twitter. Found this tweet on the Farms which made things much easier.

https://twitter.com/EddyB43Cynic/status/811310167392481281

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Thats the one. I completely forgot about eddy and how much he documented these things.

Also, today has been something else. He was given a superchat asking why he doesnt have a superchat total. Does he bring up that they are different denominations and harder to track? No, he just comes out and says its to "incentivize tips". The greed is real.

 

[unironic kpop fan]

This motherfucker is blaming his begging on Twitch "fucking him over" again.

And he's telling his wheelchairs he needs those tips to "afford things in his day off", again trying to say that he doesn't have the money for his day off.

Not only does he not have money, he's on the edge of bankruptcy at any moment he's not being tipped directly to his paypal.

 

[DZoomer]

I love how he says that he only brings up "contributions" now because he got fucked over by twitch and that he used to make so much more consistent money on twitch. Yet every stream on twitch he brought the same shit up every time? Does he seriously think people forgot how he acted on twitch? What the fuck man

I'm convinced that Phil could make 500 dollars in tips on each stream in a day, appear in the next stream saying that "contributions yesterday were the worst I've had in years!", and he'd be showered with money.

You have to remember that Phil's whales don't support him because they believe him, they support him because they think it's funny to support the scammer who makes trolls mad for existing.

The scummier he acts, the harder Swagginz's peen gets.

 

[Iron Father]

What's he going to do when the mid-stream begging Tweets stop being so effective?

Not saying he'll completely stop getting whale support, but like everything else he does, it eventually starts to dry up and he has to go to more desperate measures. This is his life's trend. Personally what I'm most looking forward to with DSP is how he'll ramp up the distress begging. It's going to be fucking insane.

Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades (because of the gold dust).

 

[Iron Hamster]

The "Alternate Facts" that Phil spewed durring the so called "PODCAST" were something else....

At the end of 2016 and early 2017 Phil was fired by Machinima due to racist shit on his videos, which then in turn got KO Gaming Demonitized, but he danced around it claiming Pewdiepie said the N-Word and the adpocalypse happened. But by the time this happened Phil was already fired by Machinima at this point:

2010 - Phil was banned by Blip.TV for the racist Deadspace 2 rant about killing Jews and he was the last Nazi.
2016 May - Caught masturbatin on stream May 1st. This is when KO gaming started to decline.
2017 February - He was designated as advertiser unfriendly due to language and content which led to his ad-revenue declining.
2017 February - Pewdiepie drops an N-Bomb on stream
2017 March - Phil is fired by Macinima.
2017 March - Phil commits identity theft and uses Leanna's identity to create an ad-sense account. This doesn't make sense as his was banned in 2010 before they started dating, so who's adsense was used for the past 7 years? Did he have another that was banned?
2017 May - Kendal Jenner appears in the infamous Pepsi commercial.
2017 Summer - Adpocalypse begins.
2017 Winter - Adpocalypse ramps up and lasts through to 2019.
2018 July - DSPGaming gets demonitized due to racism, adult content and laguage. Phil begins streaming on KO-Gaming again but just gameplay streams.
2018 August - Monetization is restored to DSPGaming, its unclear why and who's ad-sense Phil is using.
2018 December - KO-Gaming dies.

^^^^^ That's the correct history.

He should upload and rename it K-NO-gaming.

Phil using Leanna's info for a new adsense was an Sok theory but personally never gave it much credence. It stemmed from him being banned so allegedly he would have had to use someone elses info and Leanna was the only person around. She also used to have a Youtube channel though so she would have already had an account assuming she monetized her channel.

My theory was at some point his ban was silently wiped during some adsense update or some oversight let him make a new one. Pretty sure in one of the videos explaining this mess he says he created two new adsense accounts back to back one for Dspgaming and another for Kogaming because he couldn't link both channels under the same one which makes even less sense if you hold the "only one adsense per person for life" as an unbreakable rule. If he had to use other peoples info i'd bet on his parents before Leanna but giant corperation fuck up/oversight made the most sense to me.

Crowder got remonitized for awhile after the fag adpocolypse.

She is more liked by his viewers,has no trolls and stills only gets 37k likes on a 600k views video,which means she gets a ratio of 6% of likes per total amount of views, Phil is asking for 50% when half of his views are trolls.

You're overthinking it. He has like 10 fans. He's only asking for 5 likes.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I know Phil is allergic to soap and hot water like he's allergic to taking personal responsibility, but Christ on a cross, Phil! Take a fucking shower more than once a week! I know you take bird baths, but dude! Oil companies don't need to drill in the Gulf Coast, they need to ring out your pillow cases.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $110

Top tip: daily stipend 1MM $25

"Mr. Burnell", "Dave Burnell" and "Panda Lee" are among banned detractor chatters today

"I would really like to wear a vest today, just saying! And if we hit $200 we might even get more reward, right?"

*hint hint*

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $110

Top tip: daily stipend 1MM $25

"Mr. Burnell", "Dave Burnell" and "Panda Lee" are among banned detractor chatters today

"I would really like to wear a vest today, just saying! And if we hit $200 we might even get more reward, right?"

*hint hint*

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Phil is extra Scrooge McDuck this month...

 

[actually]

And if we hit $200 we might even get more reward, right?"

...what?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

"I would really like to wear a vest today, just saying!

THEN DO IT, NIGGA!
Fucking nothing is stopping from putting on a goddamn vest.

Holy shit, the shit that he says instead of stating the obvious.

 

[YokuNama]

...what?

You know. The old stretch goal scam.

Like the one he pulled during the Cat Reveal scam where he set the tier 2 goal but had no idea what the reward was going be, then hits the goal, and says along with revealing another mouth to feed he says he'll "Open the door and let the cat into the room". All for $2,000.00.

I still go back and look at the video for the chat just to laugh. I wonder hows PlanetJeff doing.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

More accurate...

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This motherfucker is blaming his begging on Twitch "fucking him over" again.

And he's telling his wheelchairs he needs those tips to "afford things in his day off", again trying to say that he doesn't have the money for his day off.

Of course he's blaming Twitch. The man is still salty that he got fired for breaking the employee policy at Best Buy for buying those PS2's for a tournament he ran and most likely made back the money back many times over. Nothing is ever his fault, as he always "did nothing wrong." He'll go to his grave cursing Best Buy, Wells Fargo, the helicopter company, Machinma, Blip, Tevin, Kiwifarts, Leanna, John/Howard on how they "fucked him over."

Hi, Phil!

 

[Paladin Derich]

Big ups Mr_Stuff on Twitter for this. Phil found someone to leech off of for free art. I'll admit that the caricature is acceptable in terms of quality, but using Phil as "exposure" says that this person is an idiot.

Also, what are the odds that Phil will even mention this person's name to give them said exposure?

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Now it's more like phil.

 

[actually]

I wonder hows PlanetJeff doing.

Setting up an auto-tip every day, it seems.

 

[Agent Proper]

Setting up an auto-tip every day, it seems.

I agree with you 100%, he is one of the only cucks I can think of who would constantly give Phil money behind the scenes to avoid attention (like last time), with a set amount and a scheduled time during the day streams. Hey Jeff how's the Wife?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Setting up an auto-tip every day, it seems.

I wonder how long Jeffrey keeps up the daily stipend. Phil's never going to stop.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I agree with you 100%, he is one of the only cucks I can think of who would constantly give Phil money behind the scenes to avoid attention (like last time), with a set amount and a scheduled time during the day streams. Hey Jeff how's the Wife?