DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Agent Proper]

I wonder how long Jeffrey keeps up the daily stipend. Phil's never going to stop.

Depends did the dead Wife money run out?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Get a job Phil

Glad to know this is becoming the norm now. Holy fuck, man


Yeah, Phil. Why the rush? You're only playing like, 3 other open world fuck around games right now. Nigger literally said the car delivery missions were tedious and boring, a long with how Lost Judgement segments being filler side shit. What a boring line up for his schedule for anyone involved in watching this.

 

[SupSilver]

Glad to know this is becoming the norm now. Holy fuck, man
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Yeah, Phil. Why the rush? You're only playing like, 3 other open world fuck around games right now. Nigger literally said the car delivery missions were tedious and boring, a long with how Lost Judgement segments being filler side shit. What a boring line up for his schedule for anyone involved in watching this.

He said something like this in the prestream "We have arrived at... *overexaggerated sigh* THE GRIND" regarding this part of GTA: VC but then turns around and says he doesn't want to rush the ending. He has been able to access the final story segment in the gay japanese game about a 45 year old man wearing a motorcycle jacket acting cool in front of high school students for like 2 or 3 sessions (I can't watch the judgement/yakuza games). He doesn't give a shit he just plays games as slow as possible to fill timeslots like a basic cable channel running paid programming

 

[Corpun]

Gotta get that grind out to get more begging. Phil hates the games he plays yet drags them out for months, the only reasons I can think of being either people making fun of him years ago for brute forcing his way through games and extending 'on demand' content and livestreams for maximum begging.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He said something like this in the prestream "We have arrived at... *overexaggerated sigh* THE GRIND" regarding this part of GTA: VC but then turns around and says he doesn't want to rush the ending. He has been able to access the final story segment in the gay japanese game about a 45 year old man wearing a motorcycle jacket acting cool in front of high school students for like 2 or 3 sessions (I can't watch the judgement/yakuza games). He doesn't give a shit he just plays games as slow as possible to fill timeslots like a basic cable channel running paid programming

Gotta get that grind out to get more begging. Phil hates the games he plays yet drags them out for months, the only reasons I can think of being either people making fun of him years ago for brute forcing his way through games and extending 'on demand' content and livestreams for maximum begging.

I think he's doing the Danganropa strat where he is m.ilking whatever whale he has right now by drawing them out as long as possible. He knows theres a few that like GTA regardless of which one, and Slayerfaggot keeps donating during Lost Judgement.

The Fortza and Halo ones though he seems to be pulling teeth harder than those to get people to donate. Regardless though, he's getting way to fuckin sniffy with a few of his playthroughs because no one is being a designated shotgun whale for them. His wagequits/threats are meaningless and also very pitiful.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He doesn't give a shit he just plays games as slow as possible to fill timeslots like a basic cable channel running paid programming

He really is like one big infomercial of Phail now.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Glad to know this is becoming the norm now. Holy fuck, man
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Yeah, Phil. Why the rush? You're only playing like, 3 other open world fuck around games right now. Nigger literally said the car delivery missions were tedious and boring, a long with how Lost Judgement segments being filler side shit. What a boring line up for his schedule for anyone involved in watching this.

At least we can mock him for getting bodied in KoFXV's beta.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

When listening to Phil talk about Halo Infinite, I have never heard a streamer be as entitled as him, ever. "I'm having fun, so why the fuck aren't you paying me more?"

 

[SojiroSakura]

Phil said today that if you want to help the channel you need to like the videos and leave positive comments,if 50% of his viewers left a like and a comment that would propel his channel forward,I want to point out how unrealistic this is: I would say half of his views are troll views who dislike the video, the amount of likes per viewer ratio he is asking is insane,let's take a muppet nudnik youtuber like the children's entertainer Vtuber Gawr Gura.

Spoiler: Shark

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She is more liked by his viewers,has no trolls and stills only gets 37k likes on a 600k views video,which means she gets a ratio of 6% of likes per total amount of views, Phil is asking for 50% when half of his views are trolls.

And I'm so sorry but I can't take his autismo mannerisms, I know I mention it all the time when I post but it's something that has been bothering me for a while,after such a long time of following this dent all of the lies and autism gets me to the point where watching more than two minutes of him lying,coping,and being an autist makes me angry,I made a short video making emphasis of how he acts ,imagine talking to someone IRL who does things like this,in fact try to imitate those movements yourself when you are alone and tell me if you don't feel like a retard doing so many dent gestures ,and add to that looking in all directions,rotating in your chair,moving your head left and right,leaning forward and backwards and to the sides,snorting and burping, no wonder his co-workers at Well's Fargo called him sway(because he couldn't stand still).

Him also admitting what we all know as well, he only enabled comments again for him to make more money, not to "engage with you guys pahsitively" like he claims.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

Taken from Gacy’s psychiatric evaluation, before he started murdering:
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Judging by the cowardice Phil displayed when being yelled at by his neighbour, the only thing Phil will ever murder is his credit score.

 

[daBonehead]

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Planet Jeff's wife died so Phil's WWE Champions account could live

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Phil's begging has gotten progressively worse over these past few weeks. I've been observing this cow for years, but I don't think the begging has been this direct. It's the style that he begs, he's getting more entitled, in the way he begs. Also, let's not forget that he BEGGED IN THE TITLE OF ONE OF HIS STREAMS! If that doesn't make you burst out laughing...

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil's begging has gotten progressively worse over these past few weeks. I've been observing this cow for years, but I don't think the begging has been this direct. It's the style that he begs, he's getting more entitled, in the way he begs. Also, let's not forget that he BEGGED IN THE TITLE OF ONE OF HIS STREAMS! If that doesn't make you burst out laughing...

It's insane man he can't even make a simple "stream is live" tweet without including begging now.

 

[DZoomer]

Phil's begging has gotten progressively worse over these past few weeks. I've been observing this cow for years, but I don't think the begging has been this direct. It's the style that he begs, he's getting more entitled, in the way he begs. Also, let's not forget that he BEGGED IN THE TITLE OF ONE OF HIS STREAMS! If that doesn't make you burst out laughing...

I've noticed that too.

Maybe Phil has simply realized that if he doesn't beg, contributions end up drying up. I remember that when the bank leaks happened, he stopped begging as much (probably out of shame since now people knew where the money was going to), and he got some very low support.

Phil has put himself into a begging corner and now has to be in perpetual feigned distress, otherwise, he fears, people will just stop tipping.

I think Phil's worst nightmare would be if he begged and it didn't work. He's probably deathly afraid of that ever happening, which is why he's so desperate trying to "revive" his channel.

 

[GreySydeDave]

Maybe it’s cause I dislike Phil, but it honestly looks so gross. Just shave it off man…

Dude has a Dirty Sanchez for a mustache. Literally.

 

[Michael Richards]

Phil's begging has gotten progressively worse over these past few weeks. I've been observing this cow for years, but I don't think the begging has been this direct. It's the style that he begs, he's getting more entitled, in the way he begs. Also, let's not forget that he BEGGED IN THE TITLE OF ONE OF HIS STREAMS! If that doesn't make you burst out laughing...

i dipped out for a bit over the summer but have lots of free time now to watch my favorite chill streamer and its insane how much he has degenerated since even a few months ago. he was never a grateful or happy guy even in the best of times but he just cant be bothered to keep up the pretense that he cares about what he does or that its OK to just watch and not spend tons of cash on him. he is going to put out absolute garbage and you the viewer are expected to fork over way more than ~5 bucks a month for it despite it being extremely low effort low end stuff because fuck you seriously no fuck you. guy needs immediate drastic psychiatric help and its wild to me that with his incredible unwell state being free to gawk at online that none of the 3 people still in his life have sat him down. its really funny

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Guys if you plan on tipping do it now at the start don't wait until near the end of the stream ok?"

 

[verymuchawful]

Is it just me or is Dave going off the deep end? I swear there's been this very odd energy coming off of his streams for the past few weeks. Coupled with the increased begging demanding of money. That or I'm just noticing how weird his mannerisms are. Constantly picking at himself, making weird faces, making weird noises. Jasper licking his face on a recent stream was an experience.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil's begging has gotten progressively worse over these past few weeks. I've been observing this cow for years, but I don't think the begging has been this direct. It's the style that he begs, he's getting more entitled, in the way he begs. Also, let's not forget that he BEGGED IN THE TITLE OF ONE OF HIS STREAMS! If that doesn't make you burst out laughing...

It's gotten a lot worse lately. It doesn't seem long ago that Phil refused to do begging tweets and was at least cognizant of his begging verbiage during streams. Phil's nearly killed all inhibitions since this summer. Soon he'll have to demand mandatory tipping.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

It's gotten a lot worse lately. It doesn't seem long ago that Phil refused to do begging tweets and was at least cognizant of his begging verbiage during streams. Phil's nearly killed all inhibitions since this summer. Soon he'll have to demand mandatory tipping.