DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Flavius Anthemius]

"What kind off a meaningful life could you have if you need to pay someone to make one".

Phil was having his moment in the spotlight talking about how messed up Japanese culture is and how they're all overworked and depressed all the time, and how they all need to indulge in things like hostess clubs or girls bars in order for your regular Japanese salary man to stay sane (I'm sure Phil would actually get a kick out of a maid café if he was to ever take his roommate on that honeymoon trip he said he would).

I'm sure Phil spends an abundant amount of time with his loving wife and she isn't just there to free load off of him...

 

[GreySydeDave]

Of course he's blaming Twitch. The man is still salty that he got fired for breaking the employee policy at Best Buy for buying those PS2's for a tournament he ran and most likely made back the money back many times over. Nothing is ever his fault, as he always "did nothing wrong." He'll go to his grave cursing Best Buy, Wells Fargo, the helicopter company, Machinma, Blip, Tevin, Kiwifarts, Leanna, John/Howard on how they "fucked him over."

Hi, Phil!

Don't forget Burger King, it prevented him to offer a decent nourishment to his very needing horse wife, on her BIRTHDAY ! What were they thinking goddammit ?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Glad to know this is becoming the norm now. Holy fuck, man
Yeah, Phil. Why the rush? You're only playing like, 3 other open world fuck around games right now. Nigger literally said the car delivery missions were tedious and boring, a long with how Lost Judgement segments being filler side shit. What a boring line up for his schedule for anyone involved in watching this.

I have no fucking idea why he isn’t playing Pokémon if he really wants tips. Legends Arceus is coming soon too, so he can do the “top tipper gets to name a Pokémon” scam for a looooong time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's gotten a lot worse lately. It doesn't seem long ago that Phil refused to do begging tweets and was at least cognizant of his begging verbiage during streams. Phil's nearly killed all inhibitions since this summer. Soon he'll have to demand mandatory tipping.

Remember: it's not begging, it's advertisement.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Rumor going around on twit is that Khat left his ass and its the reason why he's been breaking down today. But so far I have no fucking clue.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Rumor going around on twit is that Khat left his ass and its the reason why he's been breaking down today. But so far I have no fucking clue.

Based on what evidence?

Or is it just more of the wishful thinking and grasping at straws we see here?

Don't get me wrong if true I would find it hilarious and hope it would produce good content down the road, but until I see good hard evidence I would not get my hopes up. (The is a few ED jokes in the sentence I just wrote and I didn't make them. I guess I have grown as a person into a mature adult just like DSP has done....yay me).

 

[Iron Father]

Khet is still there, look at the DoorDash spending on his bank leaks. As much as a fat hog Phil is, there's no way he's throwing down numbers like that all on his own.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil's actually doing the girly bar stuff; isn't he a grown man with a full-time soul maid wife and son?

 

[YokuNama]

Or is it just more of the wishful thinking and grasping at straws we see here?

Its this. Lets be honest, some detractors are jealous and upset Phil has a woman around him and some are wishing for a divorce for the content. I fall in the later. I mean Kat is nowhere near as out-going as Leanna. Some men would even find Leanna attractive (until she opens her mouth), while you can see Kat is psycho from a mile away. She's not going anywhere anytime soon by default.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil's actually doing the girly bar stuff; isn't he a grown man with a full-time soul maid wife and son?

The only "grown man" thing about Phil are the man-tits he grew.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil's actually doing the girly bar stuff; isn't he a grown man with a full-time soul maid wife and son?

Yes. And during this section of the game he will no doubt keep reminding us of that fact.

 

[actually]

Phil's actually doing the girly bar stuff; isn't he a grown man with a full-time soul maid wife and son?

He referred to it as stupid and the worst side story, so he's compensating real hard.

 

[HERO_V]

Phil's road to another 10,000 pages is already going at a much quicker rate. He truly is a royal fuck up. His parents should feel as much shame as he brings upon himself. Absolute failure.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Rumor going around on twit is that Khat left his ass and its the reason why he's been breaking down today. But so far I have no fucking clue.

Phil isn't that good of an actor. Even if he and Khet don't love each other, there's a lot of sunk financial and ego costs in Khet that would hurt if she had divorced him. Too much for an idiot like Phil to cover up. I think we'd see genuine grief if she was truly gone. It'd be enough of a rock bottom moment that I think we'd see gin tweets evolve to gin streams, vomit-encrusted shirts, bottles of booze in frame.

But is she gone emotionally? Fuck yeah.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil isn't that good of an actor. Even if he and Khet don't love each other, there's a lot of sunk financial and ego costs in Khet that would hurt if she had divorced him. Too much for an idiot like Phil to cover up. I think we'd see genuine grief if she was truly gone. It'd be enough of a rock bottom moment that I think we'd see gin tweets evolve to gin streams, vomit-encrusted shirts, bottles of booze in frame.

But is she gone emotionally? Fuck yeah.

Exactly, she is there physically but mentally she is just his caretaker/roommate.

But hey at least she gets to leech off of the money he leeches off his dumb fans, and so the circle of people using each other continues!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil once again confirmed to just be waiting for his parents to die and leave him money.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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If everybody in Phil's thread kicked him in the shins really hard...

...

... I don't know I forget where I was going with this but anyways he deserves all of that and then some.

 

[Watamelon]

Is it confirmed that he will be playing the KoF beta? February looks a bit stacked so I'm kinda partial to him running away.

Now if only he played some BBCF. The salt that characters like Azrael, Susanoo and Nine could generate would be glorious.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil once again confirmed to just be waiting for his parents to die and leave him money.

The only things he misses about his parents is his mother's cooking, and going out to eat with them.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

The only things he misses about his parents is his mother's cooking, and going out to eat with them.

Confirmed.