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When will Jack drop dead?

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While Krakken rum is pretty good on it's own or in a cocktail, I wouldn't use it for baking. Sailor Jerry's has a flavor profile that matches the spices used in the cake batter, is slightly cheaper (depending on where you go), and has a higher alcohol content if that's your jam.
Kraken is a good rum. It mixes with so many things. But personally I love Eldorado. That stuff you have to drink neat.

Not that Fatty Doo Doo knows anything about alcohol because it's evil and because Tam Ham keeps his balls in a jar by her bed. He would never go against her wishes because she wouldn't drive him to the local fast food joint to get his chicken tendies.

He has a KitchenAid stand mixer. Why doesn't he just use that? It would be infinitely easier than using this mixer for anyone, and especially for someone with a dead arm.​

It's because he can't lift it with only one hand and Big T probably said she wasn't going to move it.

EDIT:
Fat fuck can barely waddle around his kitchen to grab ingredients and he uses a motorized wheelchair on vacations, cope harder Jack.

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EDIT: Cum pudding video is live:


Did I miss something or is this a newly uploaded video because I swear I saw this a few days ago.
 
I like how he pretends it works even though literally everyone knows it is a gimped piece of shit.
I don't know, he could still use it to gauge how cooked (or not) his meat is.

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Right about now I'd say his arm is sitting at medium rare. Great for steaks, not so much for chicken.
 
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