Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Collections Agent]

... who exactly came up with the idea for him to try magnets? if he's talking about needing a new therapist, I assume it's not his therapist.

Antidepressants often take weeks or months to have any noticeable effect. Brain chemistry isn't something that changes instantaneously. I sort of suspect Chibi's problems don't stem from a chemical imbalance but the fact that he lies around on his sheetless bed for 20 hours a day, but even assuming he does need them, it hasn't been long enough to really tell if they will work... which his therapist or psychiatrist also would have pointed out.

Stop reading webmd, chibi, and get out of bed

Seriously, this.

Docility breeds depression in most people. If you don't have a purpose and can't be productive, it can do horrors to your mental state.

 

[BiggerChungus]

In modern Western culture, I truly do see the potential benefits of taking a tough stance on bullying, of telling people to "be what you want to be," and I also feel like the issue of latchkey children is socioeconomic and thus largely unavoidable. However, people like Chibi needed a lot more order, direction, and supervision when growing up, so he is among those adversely affected by society's coddling stance towards those who are "different", to put it mildly. Maybe the line needed to be drawn before we got to the point of furries running amok in hotel lobbies sniffing diapers, danger haired autists getting off on panties and fucking underage girls without consequence, and being allowed to be terminally online to the detriment of their own mental health and thus the overall health of society as resources are wasted on managing the symptoms of autists who contribute nothing to society. Looking back at Spartans and the serial infanticide, one can't help but feel that it is crude and barbaric, but at the same time I imagine they never had to deal with shit like this. Perhaps the pendulum has swung too far.

We need to find a line between encouraging self-discovery, independence, and not feeling obligated to conform to what others want, but likewise making someone a productive and happy member of society. Cases like Chibi, Pamperchu, or any innumerable other lolcows whose lives are in shambles and living in degrees of misery stand that sometimes letting your kid do whatever they want or discouraging any type of social pressure is a bad thing, not just for the people around them but the individuals themselves. If someone had been in Chibi's life to say "no, faggot, don't be a cringey speedrunner" I imagine he'd have been a lot happier with himself. We're seeing it now with parents letting their kids troon out because "it's a decision they can make for themselves" and they act proud of it, but in twenty years when their kids are eating self-inflicted buckshot they'll be distraught and wonder why it happened and where it all went wrong.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

Going through more of the old messages with him. There's a lot I forgot apparently.

Chibi was going to come visit me to spend a week and do the Easter Speedsters marathon at my house. As I said before (I think?) I was forced into a long conversation with his mother on discord. She was still on the fence and tried to talk to me two more times on Discord, which I said hell no because he was in his late-20s and that's just weird? (Though in hindsight....) but anyway, she was finally going to let him come over but she had a stipulation:



Yeah. His mother wanted a full-profile of me before letting her son visit. Asked my last name, address, etc. But the weird thing is that she didn't know how to really use the Internet so...



Except that didn't matter because she proceeded to call me FIVE times one day and then another two the next day. I didn't answer. I told him essentially fuck it, I don't want him to come over anymore. I was not going to talk to his mother again. It wasn't worth the drama. And then he proceeded with the guilt trip.



Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

 

[Esmeraude]

Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

Don’t worry too much about the past. To be retarded and cringe yet grow from it is to be human. Thanks for sharing the cringe

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Going through more of the old messages with him. There's a lot I forgot apparently.

Chibi was going to come visit me to spend a week and do the Easter Speedsters marathon at my house. As I said before (I think?) I was forced into a long conversation with his mother on discord. She was still on the fence and tried to talk to me two more times on Discord, which I said hell no because he was in his late-20s and that's just weird? (Though in hindsight....) but anyway, she was finally going to let him come over but she had a stipulation:

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Yeah. His mother wanted a full-profile of me before letting her son visit. Asked my last name, address, etc. But the weird thing is that she didn't know how to really use the Internet so...

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Except that didn't matter because she proceeded to call me FIVE times one day and then another two the next day. I didn't answer. I told him essentially fuck it, I don't want him to come over anymore. I was not going to talk to his mother again. It wasn't worth the drama. And then he proceeded with the guilt trip.

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Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

Keep the milk coming my man

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

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Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

What a fucking drama queen

 

[blinkber385]

Of all the messages not to send to your discord populated entirely with autistic teenagers

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

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nothing washes new psych meds down better than shit tons of alcohol!

 

[ForgedBlades]

Nothing says "I'm improving my life" better than getting drunk on Long Islands alone on a Tuesday night.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I'm just imagining Adam actually approaching Arin at a cafe or something. It'd be like in Seinfeld when Kramer approached Fred Savage to be in his movie and ended up scaring him off.

It'd be more beautiful than that guy who quit his job to try and bum fame off of Logan Paul and made the guy look wise- and proceeded to upload the video regardless.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

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The sad part is you know that he bought the large amount of alcohol precisely for the purposes of enticing people to hang out with him. It's actually pretty genius in a way, because then other people might get drunk enough to tolerate the situation, since it is being provided for free. On the other hand, they will have to deal with drunk Chibi. I guess that's the fatal flaw in the plan; even Chibi can get people to not claim free alcohol.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Ummm guys...I'm afraid to ask just what it is he's trying to say

 

[blinkber385]

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One thing's for sure, someone has definitely called him a savant before but not in the context he's thinking of. I'm sure he's just poorly wording the fact that he said "deez nuts" to his cousin but he manages to make it sound so strange

 

[Kermit Jizz]

nothing washes new psych meds down better than shit tons of alcohol!

Holy shit, just when you think a cow can't get any worse. I've seen the psych meds + alcoholism spiral first hand, it is brutal. It's like it amplifies the symptoms of the alcolism, meds, and mental illness all at once.

Do we have any evidence chibi is a habitual drinker? One night won't hurt, but if he starts regularly combining the two we're in for a dark saga.

 

[Deez Nuts]

The true mark of a lolcow.

Going through more of the old messages with him. There's a lot I forgot apparently.

Chibi was going to come visit me to spend a week and do the Easter Speedsters marathon at my house. As I said before (I think?) I was forced into a long conversation with his mother on discord. She was still on the fence and tried to talk to me two more times on Discord, which I said hell no because he was in his late-20s and that's just weird? (Though in hindsight....) but anyway, she was finally going to let him come over but she had a stipulation:

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Yeah. His mother wanted a full-profile of me before letting her son visit. Asked my last name, address, etc. But the weird thing is that she didn't know how to really use the Internet so...

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Except that didn't matter because she proceeded to call me FIVE times one day and then another two the next day. I didn't answer. I told him essentially fuck it, I don't want him to come over anymore. I was not going to talk to his mother again. It wasn't worth the drama. And then he proceeded with the guilt trip.

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Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

Was the mom this overprotective with his girlfriend? I know she broke up with her for him. Was she calling her and doing background checks on her as well?

The way he phrased the cousin thing made it sound like he tea bagged him. Leave it to him to fuck up a joke like that.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

 

[Mr. Idiot]

@FanaticDreamer Chibi’s mom going all interrogation on you to make sure her autistic snowflake is safe definitely removed all initial sympathy I had for her for putting up with his antics for so long. There’s unconditionally bailing your son out of his own fuckups because he’s still your son, etc. etc., but this kind of overprotectiveness is just affirming she’s paranoid as fuck. Bonus points for not even knowing how to turn the computer on.

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Maybe the realization that he wasted a good chunk of his savings/tugboat checks or took a loan he can’t repay is slowly dogging in on him and he’s just going all out investing in alcohol to consume.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Going through more of the old messages with him. There's a lot I forgot apparently.

Chibi was going to come visit me to spend a week and do the Easter Speedsters marathon at my house. As I said before (I think?) I was forced into a long conversation with his mother on discord. She was still on the fence and tried to talk to me two more times on Discord, which I said hell no because he was in his late-20s and that's just weird? (Though in hindsight....) but anyway, she was finally going to let him come over but she had a stipulation:

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Yeah. His mother wanted a full-profile of me before letting her son visit. Asked my last name, address, etc. But the weird thing is that she didn't know how to really use the Internet so...

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Except that didn't matter because she proceeded to call me FIVE times one day and then another two the next day. I didn't answer. I told him essentially fuck it, I don't want him to come over anymore. I was not going to talk to his mother again. It wasn't worth the drama. And then he proceeded with the guilt trip.

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Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

This is legitimately one of the most horrifying and sad things I've ever read. Obviously it's not Chris raping his mom levels of bad, it's just.. I don't know, it's horrifying in its own subtle way. As the previous poster mentioned, I now have zero sympathy for her. Adam could have used some serious ass kickings growing up and she deprived him of that. There are legitimate helmet rëtards with less protective mothers.

Cut the fucking umbilical cord Jesus Christ.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Going through more of the old messages with him. There's a lot I forgot apparently.

Chibi was going to come visit me to spend a week and do the Easter Speedsters marathon at my house. As I said before (I think?) I was forced into a long conversation with his mother on discord. She was still on the fence and tried to talk to me two more times on Discord, which I said hell no because he was in his late-20s and that's just weird? (Though in hindsight....) but anyway, she was finally going to let him come over but she had a stipulation:

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Yeah. His mother wanted a full-profile of me before letting her son visit. Asked my last name, address, etc. But the weird thing is that she didn't know how to really use the Internet so...

View attachment 2800918

Except that didn't matter because she proceeded to call me FIVE times one day and then another two the next day. I didn't answer. I told him essentially fuck it, I don't want him to come over anymore. I was not going to talk to his mother again. It wasn't worth the drama. And then he proceeded with the guilt trip.

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Note: yeah I know I dealt with a lot of dumb shit but to be fair I was in my early 20s and incredibly dumb. Just enjoy the free milk.

Great one, as always.

People who claimed that "she is mother, she loves him, she tried her best, poor woman" what are you going to say now? Hope, "she made him that way!" won't be next retarded pity-party of this thread, right after "finally Chibi realized he is a failure and gonna do something about it" and already mentioned "poor woman, she has to deal with this". This reminds me how people felt sorry for Cosmo's parents until they turned up to be a bunch of freeloaders living of social payments, who were enabling every step of his downward spiral.

 

[Retarded INTP]

christ, he went full Alabama. He's going to go the full chris chan mother and son relationship

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