See everyone? She didn't eat all that shrimp, roasted chicken and fried chicken pieces. She was just trolling. No-one EVER thought she was trolling. There was never any doubt or confusion about the amount of food. You don't get to be Fat Amber's size without downing a whole roast chicken or a party sized serving of shrimp now and then.
She is acting like she is in real like a dainty eater, almost anorexic, that hardly eats. It is like a drunk that tells you that he has a G&T only once in a while. Being 500 pounds is not a mystery for us.
Same old, same old. Fatty claims she is 'moving out of state' ... but she has just signed a new lease for a year. Just like Becky said, any excuse not to leave the house or to even leave the couch.
She did not say that she is moving in February or March, just sometime in the near, not so near, future. It is all aspirational at this point. You are right, she signed a lease not so long ago, so, she would not be moving till late next year.
Oh no! What about the local girlfriend with family on the west coast?
I know she'll try to keep where she moves to a secret, but I wonder to what extent. Because if it's revealed she moved to NY she'll have to do a lot of backpedaling and explaining why what she said wasn't a lie, or how it was okay to lie, or how y'all just need to mind your own business, or how Amber doesn't have to tell you anything.
Logic has never been Amber's strong point. If her girlfriend, if she exists that is, lives in Lexington and probably has a job there. Therefore, she either breaks with Amber and stays in Lexington, or quits her job and moves together "out of state" with Amber. If she breaks with Amber, why wait since there is no future between them. If both are moving at the same time, why not move together now and save some rent and expenses.
If her girlfriend is Jade, they are moving to New York state, this makes more sense. I wonder if she is saying this to placate Jade, which likely is not enthused with Lexington and is far from her family. However, that appeasement will last only so long and Jade will ask for some concrete action fairly soon. This might force, for the first time in her life, some commitments from Amber. It might get interesting.
The third option is that she moves to Oklahoma City for the only reason that she has family there. Otherwise, she is staying put. Amber is incapable to move by herself to a place where she knows no one.
I am sure that she can elucidate all of this using some convoluted explanations that would not stand scrutiny.
