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This basically confirms that Kevin is grinding Pokemon with max stats for no reason. These are one-use items but in the game's challenge mode and in PvP, it doesn't get consumed, so there's zero reason to grind these out unless you're an idiot. Even in the main game, though, there's no way you're feasibly going to consume a hundred of the things.

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Of course you did, Kevin. For those unaware, "Korok seeds" are a collectable in the game. There's 1,000 of them, they're mostly put there because the devs thought the players at least deserved something for reaching a weird spot, and the game makes fun of you for wasting your life and collecting them all.

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One of these days I'll have a thread on a deranged freak who isn't furry or furry-adjacent so I don't have to look at images like these. I can't imagine how so far gone somebody is that they literally can't even see an animal without fantasizing it being sexualized at first glance.

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This basically confirms that Kevin is grinding Pokemon with max stats for no reason. These are one-use items but in the game's challenge mode and in PvP, it doesn't get consumed, so there's zero reason to grind these out unless you're an idiot. Even in the main game, though, there's no way you're feasibly going to consume a hundred of the things.
Of all the goddamn things in the Kev-o-sphere, this is the only thing I can think of in recent memory to break my brain. My poke-autism is that strong, this is fucking obnoxiously insane.

I guess when you have no job and all your life goals are either achieved (living like a manchild and being taken care of) or are passively waiting for purchases (toys and surgeries) you have to do something in your spare time. Shame he can't pick up a constructive hobby like hiking or knitting.
"bottom surgery recovery year" 🤦‍♂️
I mean, it has sealed up within the year. Pretty healed.
 
This basically confirms that Kevin is grinding Pokemon with max stats for no reason. These are one-use items but in the game's challenge mode and in PvP, it doesn't get consumed, so there's zero reason to grind these out unless you're an idiot. Even in the main game, though, there's no way you're feasibly going to consume a hundred of the things.

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Of course you did, Kevin. For those unaware, "Korok seeds" are a collectable in the game. There's 1,000 of them, they're mostly put there because the devs thought the players at least deserved something for reaching a weird spot, and the game makes fun of you for wasting your life and collecting them all.

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One of these days I'll have a thread on a deranged freak who isn't furry or furry-adjacent so I don't have to look at images like these. I can't imagine how so far gone somebody is that they literally can't even see an animal without fantasizing it being sexualized at first glance.

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Which Pokémon on his team do you think he wants to have sex with the most? My money is on his Cinderace (Flamefoot), but it wouldn't put it past him to go after his Rapidash (Amalthea).
 
Do you think that the animators/designers of these characters ever take into account that there is a large sub-culture of mondo-depraved perverts going to lose their mind over the latest edition of big-screen anthropomorphized animals? And if they do they're either actively catering to them or just accepting that for every 100 kids that just enjoy seeing a cartoon wolf getting into trouble, there's a fat, balding man in Colorado with an hacked up, pus-oozing hole where his penis used to be, thirsting about it on twitter?
 
Do you think that the animators/designers of these characters ever take into account that there is a large sub-culture of mondo-depraved perverts going to lose their mind over the latest edition of big-screen anthropomorphized animals? And if they do they're either actively catering to them or just accepting that for every 100 kids that just enjoy seeing a cartoon wolf getting into trouble, there's a fat, balding man in Colorado with an hacked up, pus-oozing hole where his penis used to be, thirsting about it on twitter?
Just say Zootopia
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Do you think that the animators/designers of these characters ever take into account that there is a large sub-culture of mondo-depraved perverts going to lose their mind over the latest edition of big-screen anthropomorphized animals? And if they do they're either actively catering to them or just accepting that for every 100 kids that just enjoy seeing a cartoon wolf getting into trouble, there's a fat, balding man in Colorado with an hacked up, pus-oozing hole where his penis used to be, thirsting about it on twitter?

I just assume they're all degenerates too, tbh
 
Time to add Evangelion to the list of things Troons have ruined for me.
Personally, the "plot", slideshowy animation and spectacular ending did it for me.


To those who don't know how creepy the thing Kevin wants to be is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvv3Ee-k1M

Some sick surgeons are also thinking about attaching dead men's penises onto ftm crotches. Normal people are nothing but flesh ressources for troons. The horrible thing is that sewing a corpse dick onto a woman might actually work. It won't function tho. Just dead man's meat between a womans legs. A horrible thought.
Don't think troon wombs will ever be a thing.
Gender butchery is real because when a guy or gal is butchered:
  1. it only affects the individual
  2. said individual will be silenced by other individuals if they speak up about the new wound
So the doctor can maim individual after individual without consequences.
Make every indiviual have a co-conspirator and some people will begin asking "why did you need my vital organ?"
 
woweveryone look at Kevin giving up Cheez-its to support the proletariat only to enrich Pepperidge Farms (owned by Campbells) whose employees as as far as my 30 seconds of research can tell don't have a union and are probably being actively denied one but it's okay #noethicalconsumption (In Kevin's case the consumption part is quite literal)
 
Can't wait for Kevin's Organ Rejection saga
Kevie doesn't and will never have enough money for breast augmentation surgery. What makes you think he'd be able to scrape together enough money for a highly experimental surgery, which if it ever becomes a possibility will be extremely expensive?
 
How much does the manchild store ask for Kevin's delayed toy you might ask?


170 dollars!
 
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