Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children


I don't know why but once I realized this is The Grinch watching FOX I cracked the fuck up. I think the joke is that he's probably a Republican because FOX News. It's so fucking lame that it loops back around into being funny.

I am also amused that Staph seems to fall in the mud so much. Her parents are probably glad to have her go play make believe outside for a while, but she probably drags all kinds of mud into the house and her poor mother is stuck chasing her around with a Swiffer, urging her to shower and trying to get the stains out of her laundry. Imagine dealing with this shit when your kid's over 30. I hope she at least didn't track shit all over the carpet.
 
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This "then we both ate popsicles and I apologized" is up there with "that's what SHE said!" in sheer potential.
I don't know why but once I realized this is The Grinch watching FOX I cracked the fuck up. I think the joke is that he's probably a Republican because FOX News. It's so fucking lame that it loops back around into being funny.
Sorry to disappoint you, but it's even worse and several degrees dumber. "A vagrant with a long rap sheet" set the Fox News christmas tree on fire, and Gyro seems to imply it was the Grinch who must be a proud anarchist or even antifa.

Sources:
https://archive.ph/aYUB7 (NYT - Fox News Christmas Tree Catches Fire in Manhattan)
https://archive.ph/hicLJ (NY Post - Fox Christmas tree arson suspect released without bail)
I mean sure, the guy looks and sounds like a mentally ill hobo, and Gyro is in over her head again. In her usual fashion she's unaware of the details of the case and doesn't give a single fuck about what she's implying and how it looks.
 
"I didn't realize that I was enabling societal ableism by continuing to insult my cat's intelligence. I'll do better. So we both ate popsicles and I apologized".
I wonder if she bothers to water her house plants or is that left to her parents just like looking after the plot.
No, she's definitely the type who either under-waters her plants so they dry out or over-waters them so they rot. And let's not talk about those nutrient ampoules she doesn't even know exist.
 
"I didn't realize that I was enabling societal ableism by continuing to insult my cat's intelligence. I'll do better. So we both ate popsicles and I apologized".

No, she's definitely the type who either under-waters her plants so they dry out or over-waters them so they rot. And let's not talk about those nutrient ampoules she doesn't even know exist.

Hey Steph.. new horrid patch idea..

"If it doesn't come from a crack, that shit is wack."

There, you get you're love of plants and your desire to ingest probably chemical filled weeds in one blow. Oh sorry, I said blow.. guess you'll be busy tonight with a mouth full of ectoplasm.
 
I don't know why but once I realized this is The Grinch watching FOX I cracked the fuck up. I think the joke is that he's probably a Republican because FOX News. It's so fucking lame that it loops back around into being funny.

I am also amused that Staph seems to fall in the mud so much. Her parents are probably glad to have her go play make believe outside for a while, but she probably drags all kinds of mud into the house and her poor mother is stuck chasing her around with a Swiffer, urging her to shower and trying to get the stains out of her laundry. Imagine dealing with this shit when your kid's over 30. I hope she at least didn't track shit all over the carpet.
wait that's the grinch? i couldn't tell what it was. like, at all. usually you can kind of figure out what steph's trying to paint but i just could not figure this one out. i thought the red and yellow were some really fucked up cockatiels for some reason
"i was painting and now my feet hurt"
she knows you can sit to paint, right? *yawn* like, that's how most people paint?

and the cat ableism tweet is especially funny to me because she's been retweeting jorts the cat all day. you won't make fun of peetie anymore but other orange cats are fair game? okay staph. #notallorangecats
 
I don't know why but once I realized this is The Grinch watching FOX I cracked the fuck up. I think the joke is that he's probably a Republican because FOX News. It's so fucking lame that it loops back around into being funny.

I am also amused that Staph seems to fall in the mud so much. Her parents are probably glad to have her go play make believe outside for a while, but she probably drags all kinds of mud into the house and her poor mother is stuck chasing her around with a Swiffer, urging her to shower and trying to get the stains out of her laundry. Imagine dealing with this shit when your kid's over 30. I hope she at least didn't track shit all over the carpet.
Fun fact, if you end up in some real stagnant bodies of water, the sulphur in the sediment not only reeks, but permanently stains your clothes.
 
Fun fact, if you end up in some real stagnant bodies of water, the sulphur in the sediment not only reeks, but permanently stains your clothes.
From the way she constantly talks about her stomach problems and bodily functions she probably already smells like farts and piss all the time anyway
 
Staph, please show us your houseplants, seriously, I'd love to see the condition of your "friends" (I'm actually shocked she hasn't already, she's the type to overshare everything and we haven't had a single plant pic? I mean houseplants not the community garden plot her parents established).
It’s revealing that she’s never posted a picture of them and at the end of that post she specifically mentioned succulents.
It’s possible to kill succulents but generally they’re pretty low maintenance.
Will say in the region she’s in succulents tend to die in the winter even inside because they require a lot of bright light, which a lot of plant hobbyists solve by adding a small grow light.
I don’t believe for one second that she knows how to set up lighting in a area for plants and it’s December so I’m betting those suckers are mushy and mostly dead by now.
She’d actually have better luck in her region with other houseplants like snake plants or golden pothos but those still require watering even if they don’t need near as much light.
 
Who would be friends with staph she sounds fucking insufferable! Being hungry is not an excuse to be a bitch. It's more and more apparent that her parents babied and coddled her ass all her life. I wish they would give her the boot but shes in her mid 30s theyll never do it.
She needs to meet Chris Chan. It would be like both of them holding up mirrors to each other.
 
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