US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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so conspiracy rule apply 6months after alright Annon your right :punished::story:
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more gay posting saying thats worst than china doing its stuff
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Garm said:
Pritzker. Mother fucking pritzker. Why would anyone consider him viable? Illinois has people fleeing because of his jackassery.

Because Pritzker won in Illinois and the DNC doesn't have many other options.

My guess is the pendulum is starting to slip from Democrats grasp and will start picking up momentum. The tighter they grab the more it slips.

@Oxous

That Clinton article sounds pied piperish. "Yes, please run the ghoul again. It went so spectacularly last time."
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I heard Chapo Trap House float an Adams/Pritzker ticket as viable, but since all of those guys are somewhat delusional I think that would probably end badly
 
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Terrifik said:
don't post about the chicken issue on twitter fucking normies gosh-indie street shitter
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"In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality was tacitly denied by their philosophy." - George Orwell, 1984
 
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Sithis said:
I hadn't seen where DeSantis had said that but that is interesting, if anyone on the Republican side could carry a similar populist aura it was probably DeSantis. Some of the other state govs like Abbott might consider it but DeSantis is known for being the proudest and loudest at rightfully telling Biden to pound sand. Abbott could build up some more image before election season though if he manages some success with his new border policy of "fuck sending them back, let em rot" but I don't see it being anywhere near strong enough to challenge Trump.

As I've said before I don't really care if it's Trump or not I just want every one of these fucks who are wrecking our country right now to be permanently shut out of power. If it's him though it will have such a richer flavor of entertainment because he has an axe to grind and will probably stay alive another 2 decades just to finish off his head collection.
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iirc DeSantis has largely indicated he wants to be a successor to Trump, not a substitute. He's also been pretty explicit about maxing out a governor run to a point that it could seriously shit up the Florida vote if he ran early.
General feeling amongst A Florida Man regarding A Florida Governor becoming A Florida President seems to be "we don't want him to go yet"
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Rumor has it that the reason the NY State Prosecutors haven't shitted after years of threatening to go in the pot, is that the Democrats want to hold off indicting/arresting trump on trumped up charges via NY State Attorney's office until he announces he is running again to try and poison the well and make him ineligible to run again.

Also I have to wonder if the Democrats know they are fucked in 2024 and would PREFER Civil War over a fair election that year, since they clearly want to go full fascist with a dictatorship but can't just do it due to the optics.
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They had 5 or 6 years now to find shit on Trump, what can all those subhuman nigger lovers up in NY can find that the NSA, FBI and a Democrat controlled Congress could not find.

Plus charges on Trump will have the opposite effect, make him win those primaries by higher numbers and higher turnout than 2020 was. And 2020 broke records for an incumbent wining their own party's primary.

Plus Trump is a resident of Florida now and Florida has the most based governor in the nation for now.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
ANOTHER CNN pedophile outed.
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Oh, for Hell's sake, how did they all collect there? Do they post job ads on their CP trading message boards? Does their interview process require two character references and a victim impact statement?

Most people spend their entire lives not raping kids. 24/7 for 80ish years, constantly not raping kids. And it doesn't even take effort; it's like the heart beating, it just happens. Meanwhile it seems no one in that pit could make it a bloody week.

And none of CNN's competition, all of whom have supposed investigative journalists on staff, ever noticed? Not one employee who moved to another outlet ever said "Hey, want to give our competition a black eye? When I was working there there was a lot of creepy interest in kids."

My solution:

Step 1: Burn CNN down.

Step 2: Start piling the kindling around the rest of them. The nonce-rats might start bailing before they even smell smoke, and they'll be easy pickings.

Step 3: Burn the rest down anyway.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
They're going to set up Kristi Noem as the Trump opponent, she's trying to retool herself right now and make up for protecting Trannies because the chamber of commerce said to. Noem will be used especially is Crooked Hillary shows up as VP or Pres candidate.

More stranger danger! You are a bad parent if you let him near your kid.

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Kristi Noem will get raped badly given how unconvincing she was on Tucker a while ago over the tranny shit.

Trump will grab that pussy real good and pound all the way back to the Black Hills if she tries to challenge GEOTUS.
 
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XYZpdq said:
iirc DeSantis has largely indicated he wants to be a successor to Trump, not a substitute. He's also been pretty explicit about maxing out a governor run to a point that it could seriously shit up the Florida vote if he ran early.
General feeling amongst A Florida Man regarding A Florida Governor becoming A Florida President seems to be "we don't want him to go yet"
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I can sympathize with that. Sometimes I regret leaving the sunshine state when I did because it seems things improved drastically with state leadership not long after I did. And if he stays in as governor hopefully he can pick a good, quality and worthy candidate who wants to run as successor, who he can vocally support when he eventually does run for president.

Also the CNN shit is horrifying and terrible but the irony of it coming out today that yet another CNN staffer is a pedo is hilarious since I was debating someone about CNN and their apparent pederast/rapist issue today lol
 
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Oxous said:
Biden playing hot potato with student debt relief now, at least according to Psaki. "Yeah we'll totally honor our promise Congress just needs to pass a bill first"
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Let's all just forget that student debt could easily be handled by executive order ALONE, according to many op-ed pieces when he was running for President, because of how the financing is done (it's not actually a government agency).

Oh well! At least they cured cancer as promised, right? I haven't kept up on the news, but they surely didn't go back on that one, I mean, come on, that would be such a dumb promise to make if it wasn't a DONE DEAL.
 
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She admitted to eating her salad with a comb after yelling at a staffer for not bringing her a fork.

I will always have an image of this dowdy Karen with a Midwestern accent being a total bitch to some poor idiot in between her munching on lettuce she brought to her mouth with a hair comb.

Absolutely disgusting. No way I could ever vote for her, under any circumstance.
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And then she made him clean it! She allegedly throws shit when she gets mad, most famously a stapler. Stories about her staff crying all the time because they were chewed out or almost got Klobbed by office supplies. My favorite was an anecdote I read from another senator's page/aide saying they struggled to arrange some meeting with her because of a mistake on the part of her page. Instead of the Klob, her terrified page was sent to meet him and said while trying not cry something like, "Senator Klobuchar told me to tell you she won't be able to make it today because I'm stupid!" Which is a cruel thing to make her do but also really funny to me. She's a horrible person but she'd make a great character on Veep.

I actually think the US could really benefit from a lean, mean drill instructor type as president but the Klobberer is too petty, just a bully.
 
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