DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lando Griffin]

I remember when Phil floated the idea of running for President of the United States.

Hail to the Gout. The Gout in Chief.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I remember when Phil floated the idea of running for President of the United States.

Hail to the Gout. The Gout in Chief.

Banned. Banned. Banned. Banned. Gone. Forever.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I remember when Phil floated the idea of running for President of the United States.

He would go through his presidential money so fucking fast!

Might have to ask the Treasury of the State and his Cabinet for tips...but then again he would elect his whales for his cabinet.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

I remember when Phil floated the idea of running for President of the United States.

Hail to the Gout. The Gout in Chief.

>The State of the Union becomes one giant pre-stream.
>Stops press-conferences to updatethe tips leaderboard.
>LIMBs on any reporter that asks the tough questions

Sounds like it would be some great khantent.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

...but then again he would elect his whales for his cabinet.

So like 9 out of 10 US Presidents?

 

[Paladin Derich]

He would go through his presidential money so fucking fast!

Might have to ask the Treasury of the State and his Cabinet for tips...but then again he would elect his whales for his cabinet.

He'd fit right in. He'd beg for tips during the campaign, never deliver, and pass shitty laws that give him more power. No chargebacks doods.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I'm honest surprised that he didn't mention these songs costing his video to get claimed.

But anyway, Philip PLEASE, enjoy your day off with your horse, stop looking at your phone and post on Twitter, that's the only day you get to ride her Philip

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

I remember when Phil floated the idea of running for President of the United States.

Hail to the Gout. The Gout in Chief.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

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Member of staff: "Sir, you'll be meeting with the Premier of China."
Phil: "Great, what does that fuckin' chicky chang Wang want now?" *Snort* "Does his ass wanna get banned?"
Member of staff: "Sir, it's best not to insult the Premier like that."
Phil: "Like I give a fuck! Banned, banned, banned, banned! If he wants to be unbanned, he's gonna have to e-mail me behind the scenes."

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'm honest surprised that he didn't mention these songs costing his video to get claimed.

But anyway, Philip PLEASE, enjoy your day off with your horse, stop looking at your phone and post on Twitter, that's the only day you get to ride her Philip

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Normally I would say that when horses are this lame, they shoot them. But would they shoot the jockey, in this case?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I remember when Phil floated the idea of running for President of the United States.

Hail to the Gout. The Gout in Chief.

did he unironically say this and can someone provide video evidence please? that sounds hilarious

 

[UsedUp]

DSP IN A SHOOT OUT WITH DETRACTORS!

 

[Coster]

DSP IN A SHOOT OUT WITH DETRACTORS!
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Oh dude, I get it! It's because people call him a pig, so like, this picture of a pig could be DSP if he was like, in a shootout! Which pigs can't do. But still. It's very funny because DSP is a pig. Good post.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Oh dude, I get it! It's because people call him a pig, so like, this picture of a pig could be DSP if he was like, in a shootout! Which pigs can't do. But still. It's very funny because DSP is a pig. Good post.

No, that can't be it, the pigdick in that picture (very tasteful btw) couldn't possibly be Phil's Bic mini(TM). There's gotta be some deeper meaning to it that is going over all our heads.

 

[Darksfadil]

I found this and i think it perfectly showcases DSP's near mentally retarded level of intelligence:

✂️ dsp

22 seconds · Clipped by Jordan · Original video "This Is How You DON'T Play Donkey Kong 64 (0utsyder Edition)" by The 0utsyder

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I would think to anyone with an IQ over like 80, it's blatantly obvious that you should immediately start ground pounding the red enemy squares, not the neutral ones, as that will net you far more worth. He's such a pathetic retard

 

[capefear56]

I found this and i think it perfectly showcases DSP's near mentally retarded level of intelligence:

✂️ dsp

22 seconds · Clipped by Jordan · Original video "This Is How You DON'T Play Donkey Kong 64 (0utsyder Edition)" by The 0utsyder

youtube.com

I would think to anyone with an IQ over like 80, it's blatantly obvious that you should immediately start ground pounding the red enemy squares, not the neutral ones, as that will net you far more worth. He's such a pathetic retard

The red pills go to the left... the blue pills, to the right.

DSP: huh?

 

[Owlery]

I still dont understand why he wastes so much money on two internet lines. Kat cant suck down that much bandwidth can she? or is he paranoid about his IP leaking.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I still dont understand why he wastes so much money on two internet lines

The second line is for the credit card machine Scopely provides to its biggest whales. He can just swipe his card through there to get instant credit in Champions.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I still dont understand why he wastes so much money on two internet lines. Kat cant suck down that much bandwidth can she? or is he paranoid about his IP leaking.

He's paranoid about his IP leaking. If my lore is correct, detractors found his old IP and decided to have a little fun with the pigroach: remote print and wasting his printer ink, DDOS Phil during a stream, and basically cause the roach to go deeper into paranoia. This is also the same dude who got paranoid because he heard a truck backfire outside of his office, along with stopping everything when the landscaping crew gets to close to the snort-fort.

 

[IHateMyJob]

I still dont understand why he wastes so much money on two internet lines. Kat cant suck down that much bandwidth can she? or is he paranoid about his IP leaking.

I'll take "Because he's a stupid cunt" for $200 Alex