DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hate Army Watch]

Second line is because he needs to have a dedicated line for the business, just in case. And it's "business class" internet which means he pays a premium each month to have priority tech support on the exceedingly rare occasion he gets DDOS'ed and needs to change his IP.

 

[actually]

Second line is because he needs to have a dedicated line for the business, just in case. And it's "business class" internet which means he pays a premium each month to have priority tech support on the exceedingly rare occasion he gets DDOS'ed and needs to change his IP.

Having a dedicated "business" line also means he can, in theory, write it off come tax time.

 

[Chandler Bing]

you're now picturing phil getting rammed in his fat hairy polish ass, by an even fatter, hairy dude

you're welcome

I just got a visual

Fuck you lol

 

[capefear56]

Rimworld has a new wheelchair mod. Should I make a DSP cult colony?

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

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Rimworld has a new wheelchair mod. Should I make a DSP cult colony?

Give them all the Gourmand trait combined with Slothful and Staggeringly ugly traits.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Rimworld has a new wheelchair mod. Should I make a DSP cult colony?

Spoiler: Phil's Rimworld Character Sheet

 

[Iron Father]

As weird as the pigcult speak is when Phil does it, it's even creepier seeing it typed in the comment section.

 

[Lando Griffin]

did he unironically say this and can someone provide video evidence please? that sounds hilarious

Oh man, I have to sift through VoDs on Twitch (if I can) I believe it was around the Kenosha shit when on stream someone in donations asked if DSP can run for President, and he said he in theory could (Because age) but he wouldn't have the money to carry on a nationwide campaign. Believe me, he went on a good twenty minute tangent about this.

And here I am thinking ChrisChan is pretty delusional. Also, who would be DSP's running mate lol?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Also, who would be DSP's running mate lol?

“And I’ve just received a $25 tip from OneMinuteMan during the primaries… thank you OneMinuteMan, I appreciate that. SNORT

Reminder, if you guys would like to run for ahficce as my VP, you only need to beat Jaxx_Raxor’s $100 tip!

Khmahn guys, I’d appreciate if the khantributions picked up, we’re still a long way before we can hit the tips goal, and my campaign’s off tomorrow ‘cause I need to buy groceries and pay for other stuff like bills, alright? If we do, I’ll nuke China when elected, sounds good? Okay SNORT “

 

[Balr0g]

Phil would be the first president who jerks of in front of the entire nation right before he holds a state of the union

"My dear Americans *SNOORRRRTTTTT* Oh the cameras were on? The cameras were on the whole time huh? I didn't know *Rocks back and forth* Hello my dear Americans."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil would make it so that you have to pay taxes daily because that's money he the government gets right away for gin, gacha and DoorDash public spending and after his term of office he'd complain about it, of course he wouldn't blame himself, it was those lamebrained IDIOTS in the government who don't know how the real world works who thought of this horrible scheme.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

What would khet be like as the 1st lady? Would she be allowed to gallop on the lawn?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"Putin starting trouble in Ukraine and saying I'll do nothing about it huh? Little bitch is lucky that I haven't slapped the shit out of him, which I will do if he ever tries saying that to my face"

"Mr President, Putin is on the line threatening a military response to your comments about him"

"uuhhhh...tell him we should pretend that we're about to go to war, then we'll both turn to the crowd and throw Street Fighter poses"

 

[Adebisi]

DSP telling China to buy in on a new trade deal would be high comedy.

Uhhh dummies you don't get your money back you gave us that money so we can still be America. You enjoy what we do and you want it to continue why don't these other countries understand this is not a business transaction.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

Second line is because he needs to have a dedicated line for the business, just in case. And it's "business class" internet which means he pays a premium each month to have priority tech support on the exceedingly rare occasion he gets DDOS'ed and needs to change his IP.

And then, the man who cries about lag and bad connections in every single game, about delayed inputs in every single match, about bad netcode in every single franchise, proceeds to connect to his "business class internet"... through wifi.

 

[Hot Dog]

Phil is boring to watch constantly but I check in every now and then. All of the reveals we got were basically shit that was already confirmed earlier and his financial stuff was a given.

Most 40 year olds have something going for them, be it a successful career, an actual family, or personal achievements widely recognized by everyone (marathon runs, lifting PRs, etc.). Picture this, Phil is the same age as people picked to promote to LT Colonel, lead battalions of Soldiers in the military, be mid to high level executives, etc.

...I guess over 10000 pages of shit talk and ridicule over your online life is an achievement. Phil saw his parents as a means to things rather than actual people with success and values worth bringing on. This is as big a failure on them as it is him. He's a 10 year old mentally and hides every shred of criticism he can through deflection and doubling down. Because he can't admit that there is anything wrong with him or his actions.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Phil's Rimworld Character Sheet

Spoiler

Is it impossible to also set his mining stat to zero?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP telling China to buy in on a new trade deal would be high comedy.

Uhhh dummies you don't get your money back you gave us that money so we can still be America. You enjoy what we do and you want it to continue why don't these other countries understand this is not a business transaction.

President Burnell:
"Look you moron, I'm not making any money on these new trades with you guys because of all these backtaxes that I owe to other countries, so I need the Chinese People to BUY IN on supporting good trade with my favorite American companies"

President Xi JiPing:
"If you can explain what this Scopeley company does I might consider a small buyin"

President Burnell:
"You fucking Chicky Chin Wang Charlie Chang, Chika Chuka Choka Cha"

 

[troll cult member]

I'VE BEEN IMPEACHED AND EXILED FROM THE UNITED STATES FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!!! THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT IN CHARGE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT IS DOING!!!!!!!!!! tip me

THEY SAID I COMMITTED WAR CRIMES AND APPROPRIATED FUNDS FOR PERSONAL USE!!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

President Burnell:
"Look you moron, I'm not making any money on these new trades with you guys because of all these backtaxes that I owe to other countries, so I need the Chinese People to BUY IN on supporting good trade with my favorite American companies"

President Xi JiPing:
"If you can explain what this Scopeley company does I might consider a small buyin"

President Burnell:
"You fucking Chicky Chin Wang Charlie Chang, Chika Chuka Choka Cha"

I just want someone to throw a shoe at him.