Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DewsLit]

Rick is the law, child.
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"Because they are terrorists and sociopaths who need to be put to death, that's why.
These are the worst people on the face of the planet.
They are utterly remorseless, they're utterly amoral, they are racists, they're white supremacists, they're transphobic, they're homophobic, they're antisemitic, they are fascist nazis, every last one of them.
They are insane, they're delusional, they're obsessed.
They have no redeeming human qualities of any sort."

Fat himself is not insane and delusional at all.
This is how sane people think, child.

 

[RCR]

StealthySneed (formerly cucked)

 

[Oliver Onions]

Didn't he recently get some sort of deal to create Gamer Gate the TV show? Pat probably would actually like get in on that somehow as a writer or something. Maybe he could get work as an extra background character. He'd be listed as Fat Guy #1 played by Patrick S Tomlinson in the credits.

That probably is it, actually. Maybe he could play Tim Schafer, or anyone else equally fat and smug.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Seriously? Are you people serious?

186 pages. and not ONE TIME, not ONE. FUCKING. TIME. has anybody mentioned that Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.

You're slipping, KiwiFarmerChilds.

Fat is the understatement of the year. He's obese, HUGE, morbidly obese, a fucking hamplanet. The fact that his thread is not in deathfats is an incredible oversight by the jannies.

 

[MilkThePig]

This is how Patrick has spent the past 30 minutes of his life...

 

[AnOminous]

This is how Patrick has spent the past 30 minutes of his life...

All sperg and no play makes Fatrick a fat gay.

 

[Meat Target]

Is there a reason why he suddenly started thirsting after Brianna Wu's girldick? It feels like his daily crawling into her DMs is a relatively recent occurrence, but I can't think what John has done recently to merit any kind of relevance, except get absolutely destroyed in an election like 2 years ago.

He has trash taste in everything else, why would lusting after a rotten-toothed, 45-year-old manlady be out of the ordinary for him?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat's fence blew over.

Which I find very hard to believe.

He's also released his Worldcon book signing schedule.

Needless to say, Juliette Wade, the woman he is signing books with has already seen the lappening, and a copy of the lawsuit judgement.



In fact, anyone using the Worldcon or Discon hashtags are being tweeted a copy of the lawsuit judgement.



Pat is reacting in his usual sane manner.



This was only three minutes of the official Worldcon's hashtag feed. I imagine he'll be the talk of the convention.

EDIT: He must be really panicking right now, he's changed his pinned tweet. He's also been spamming 'report and block' demands for the past hour.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

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Patrick Tomlinson AND Lindsay Ellis? It's a lolcow crossover episode!

 

[Oliver Onions]

He has trash taste in everything else, why would lusting after a rotten-toothed, 45-year-old manlady be out of the ordinary for him?

It's not his infatuation that confuses me. It's why, out of all the people he could simp for, he chooses a has-been like Wu whose 15 minutes were up 7 years ago.

I'd expect the pig-titted idiot to try and curry the favour of someone with actual clout, but maybe in a rare moment of self-awareness he realised Brianna Wu is the best he can possibly hope for.

 

[Skeletor]

He’s been doing this for three hours straight. Is there any way to see a graph of the number of tweets per hour?

 

[AprilRains]

My God, he's doing this by hand. No way is he using an OAuth-aware script.

What a tolerance for monotony he must have.

 

[Skeletor]

He’s stalking his own stalker, what a fucking idiot.

 

[Papyrus]

It makes me cackle with holiday glee that he can't block the parody account but instead has to read each reminder of his own stupidity.

I hope someone points out to him that any of the "fans" who approach him tomorrow could be trolls and he'd never know. Will he second-guess every comment? Will he snap at innocent bystanders? Will he be able to sign any books after this marathon Twitter copypasta session? Will the terror of facing his internet nemeses in person combine with his prodigious weight to make him sweat like a hippo?

I'm on the edge of my seat. This is so much more engaging than his books could ever be.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He’s been doing this for three hours straight. Is there any way to see a graph of the number of tweets per hour?

Not sure if this is what you meant, but I put Pat's handle into tweet stats. The results were...illuminating:

For the aggregate tweet sections: Could this be affected by me being in a different timezone to Rick, or does it really suggest the fat fuck stays up all night tweeting and doesn't roll out of bed til 1 in the afternoon?

 

[Boston Brand]

Patrick Tomlinson AND Lindsay Ellis? It's a lolcow crossover episode!

If they both implode during this Worldcon, I may actually enjoy one for the first time since the Puppies left.

To the mad bastards over at OnA... keep up the fine work, yes, this is INDEED one of the things being gossiped about at rhe convention.

I also certainly wouldn't recommend signing up for his klafeech/reading to ask him questions about it, and see if it triggers a meltdown.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Fat is the understatement of the year. He's obese, HUGE, morbidly obese, a fucking hamplanet. The fact that his thread is not in deathfats is an incredible oversight by the jannies.

Well, what can you expect? They do it for free after all, their only saving grace is that they aren't spastic hack writers, who are a failed science experiment in crossing a Berkshire Pig with a Screaming Gibbon, and a tub of lard.

 

[Skeletor]

This Twitter hissy fit is the most homosexual thing I have ever seen.

 

[Meat Target]

Not sure if this is what you meant, but I put Pat's handle into tweet stats. The results were...illuminating:
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For the aggregate tweet sections: Could this be affected by me being in a different timezone to Rick, or does it really suggest the fat fuck stays up all night tweeting and doesn't roll out of bed til 1 in the afternoon?

This Twitter hissy fit is the most homosexual thing I have ever seen.

Look at the number of "replies to" and "retweets of".

He's talking to himself at this point.

 

[Nod Flenders]

This is how Patrick has spent the past 30 minutes of his life...

Sounds like someone has no sense of humor.