DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hogan of the South]

It's funny how blatantly whipped Phil is
He had no issue with dating mechanics in games before Kat
Even when he was with Pandalee he didn't give a shit
Now he constantly feels the need to make some moral stand against it.

That’s because he’s married now! Gf status shmoes such as panda didn’t get to unlock the white knight perk from Phil’s marriage tree

 

[Chandler Bing]

The best thing for me this year has been the ongoing Burgerking meltdown. Phil is more upset about a $5 sandwich than anything else that has happened this year. It’s insane.

I also laugh yet get concerned about how much weight Khet has put on this year. I am so excited for the My 600 LB Life, Khet Burnell edition, where Phil refuses to get her help because it will interfere with his video on demand content.

Tha man can't walk from his chair to the window and back without huffing and puffing. There's not any reality or timeline where Phil is someone's vet or care taker.

Could you imagine him rolling over someone even his own weight and being able to hold them sideways with 1 hand while he wipes their ass like a nurse in a hospital? I can't. Hes too weak.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I agree that it isn't skill based at all and his dumb luck keeps him afloat. The whales could easily find someone else to whale for and Phil would be SOL until his parents croak. How bad is a double bankruptcy?

I don't know you should ask Timboslice he has insight into how that works.
But the first one worked out just fine so I don't think a second would do much as it seems like US personal bankruptcy is just a reload option for financial retards.

The best thing for me this year has been the ongoing Burgerking meltdown. Phil is more upset about a $5 sandwich than anything else that has happened this year. It’s insane.

I also laugh yet get concerned about how much weight Khet has put on this year. I am so excited for the My 600 LB Life, Khet Burnell edition, where Phil refuses to get her help because it will interfere with his video on demand content.

Uhmmm it was $7 so you entire statement is invalid......DEBUNKED.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

39 year old man UP THE HOLIDAY HYPE by melting people with lasers and begging for money

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

PP - why rush through games, lets have fun.

Also PP - people who claim they beat [insert game here] in am much shorter time than I did are liars and just rush through games to beat it for their e-penis.

Also PP - people who spend too much time learning to play a game, even his own stream members, are no-life losers who live in their mom’s basements.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Some of my favorite less obvious events of the year:
1. Getting flushed by Twitch
2. Bahama Breeze
3. Behind the scenes tip allowance from you know who coming in like clockwork before his break
4. Doxxed paypigs
5. Gamepass taking his business expenses down to almost zero
6. Send The Tweet
7. Normal Mode Gaming - the developer's intended experience dude!
8. Brand new laptop, and all the other Anonymous Fan Donations he obviously bought himself (gamer chair, Hori accessories, etc)
9. CredChaserPhil trying to leghump and coattail ride in the Twitter menchies of actual successful streamers and game industry types, and getting ignored. Every. Single .Time.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

1.) The bank leaks

Nothing else is too noteworthy. Twitch dumped his ass and his wheelchairs migrated right over to YT to spend their tard bucks, so can’t really consider that a win. BK sandwich is some uninteresting bullshit that only a middle aged shut in would discuss for more than a minute. Gamer word slip ups were boring and amounted to a temporary suspension and nothing else. OIC attention whoring is of course the most boring of them all.

 

[kebab4you]

Is piggy dropping Halo after today?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Is it me or is it getting harder to tell if he's drunk or mush mouthed insane or both? either way he appears to be, like he said, "festive" today...by festive I mean 3 sheets to the wind.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Yo he's like obviously extra drunk right now right? It's fucking 11 am there.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

yeah he's shit faced.

 

[David Davidson]

Phil now saying he did say faggot back in 2017 during the christmas marathon. Says that Twitch contacted him and said he couldn't say that. He then rebuts and tells them to fuck off because it's christmas and he was drunk so they should cut him some slack. They don't and give him a strike on his channel and was mad at Twitch for it.

I doubt that whole exchange happened, but imagine in 2021 trying to excuse yourself because you were drunk and that you don't like Twitch anymore.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

“Let’s talk about what I did yeaterday”. Just - unprompted. He just assumes that people want to hear about him running errands that are just blown out of proportion for dramatic effect. Who the fuck wants to listen to this?

Yup, and there goes Phil talking about “gore-may” food again.

I’m convinced Phil just spends most of his time eating.

Also, he just mentioned that he and Kat went to the liquor store - but he had to throw in he couldn’t afford anything until getting paid by YouTube (gotta keep the lie going). So he went to the liquor store to see what they were going to get next week. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? Lmfao. That’s the weirdest fucking thing I have ever heard. Phil’s social autism is going to do him in.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

''What I have learned from the DSP pod cast today'':

You are not to be held responsible for you actions if you were drunk when you did it.....neat.
Can't wait for him having to walk back this one.

Edit:

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

“Let’s talk about what I did yeaterday”. Just - unprompted. He just assumes that people want to hear about him running errands that are just blown out of proportion for dramatic effect. Who the fuck wants to listen to this?

me

 

[Wasabi Panda]

hmm, this saturday breakfast story sounds familiar, like he said the same EXACT thing on a sunday, iirc it was the pre-story to the BK chic-king story.

EDIT - also 8:45 is the "crack of dawn".

sure, why not.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Why would anyone show up JUST for the "podcast"???

 

[Sup3r]

The best thing for me this year has been the ongoing Burgerking meltdown. Phil is more upset about a $5 sandwich than anything else that has happened this year. It’s insane.

I think he only cared about his sandwich early on in this saga. Nowadays he's only bringing it up because one of the first tweet having more reactions than any of his tweets over the past couple of years. It's just trying to clout chase himself.

 

[Pargon]

I doubt that whole exchange happened, but imagine in 2021 trying to excuse yourself because you were drunk and that you don't like Twitch anymore.

There’s no turning that L into a W. No matter how he spins it Phil lost a sweet gig, everyone’s been laughing at him over it and they’ll continue to do so until he finally flees from the internet.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Love how he alludes to his incessant burping today. His clairvoyance is astounding.

Also got a glimpse of stroke face here.