For someone so "analytical" he never seems to understand basic cause and effect. How often does he get caught off guard and reacts long before he's even thought about the ramifications of what he says or does. Plus you'd think that he wouldn't be making mistakes like saying "I" instead of "we" when retelling a story that A) happened only a day ago and B) featured this second person as more than an aside. So either his wife doesn't bother to help him with his groceries or he manages to memory hole her entire involvement in his chores. That's assuming that she's still there, but for that cat's sake, I hope she is.
Plus that admission that he continuously pestered his parents for an early present just takes the cake for proving his sense of entitlement.
How fucking dented is his head that he describes it like that when the average person would just call it a shopping list. Is he that desperate to not look more pathetic than the average NEET? Also I doubt he's even doing anywhere near that much when he's admitted to having his groceries delivered by doordash before.
