Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

i really don't understand fatty's obsession with hating on this movie. and of course, stroke brain is far too retarded to understand why warner's story is perfect for hollywood

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Dude literally went from not playing at all to one of the best players in the world within 3 years. I'm shocked it took this long to make it.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack is racist but should know better. He's younger, grew up around minorities, comes from a liberal state. and is in a better socioeconomic position than Kay.

I might be missing some Jack lore, but I don't necessarily think Jack is racist. Jack is obviously uncomfortable around minorities, but based on my observations it doesn't stem from racism so much as it stems a sort of ignorance. I'm not referring to the type of ignorance people usually do when discussing racism, but more like Jack is just uncomfortable with things unfamiliar to him. You see it pop up in various aspects of his personality, an example being his need to always eat the same shitty processed chain food no matter where he travels.

I think Jack has an extremely narrow comfort bubble and anything outside that bubble puts him on edge. He probably isn't consciously thinking "fucking niggers" so much as he is just put off by people looking and talking different.

I could be wrong though, maybe I missed the lore of Jack burning crosses and reciting the 14 words.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

i really don't understand fatty's obsession with hating on this movie. and of course, stroke brain is far too retarded to understand why warner's story is perfect for hollywood

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He hate anything that reminds him that other people are more successful than him.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I might be missing some Jack lore, but I don't necessarily think Jack is racist. Jack is obviously uncomfortable around minorities, but based on my observations it doesn't stem from racism so much as it stems a sort of ignorance. I'm not referring to the type of ignorance people usually do when discussing racism, but more like Jack is just uncomfortable with things unfamiliar to him. You see it pop up in various aspects of his personality, an example being his need to always eat the same shitty processed chain food no matter where he travels.

I think Jack has an extremely narrow comfort bubble and anything outside that bubble puts him on edge. He probably isn't consciously thinking "fucking niggers" so much as he is just put off by people looking and talking different.

I could be wrong though, maybe I missed the lore of Jack burning crosses and reciting the 14 words.

He is a more subtle kind of racist than most people you find online. Jack has never said a single racial slur on camera but his actions show a passive racism. You can see below in the Racist section for examples:

Jack Scalfani’s Atrocious Behaviour

Jack Scalfani is guilty of numerous atrocious acts including multiple documented accounts of child abuse, calling for genocide and constant racism. For further information on these topics please re…

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He will never go full /pol/ in public but he clearly is xenophobic and racist, just not the kind who goes around beating minorities but would probably say, "Well, clearly they must have done something to deserve that," if he read a story about that happening.

 

[Aaway]

So now it's good because Warner is a Christian? He'll probably go see it on Christmas because he probably goes to the movies on Christmas, then give it a good review because Warner is a believer. Warner was never shy about his Christianity, but he certainly wasn't as open about it as Tebow was.

Spoiler: The Story of Kurt Warner

For those not familiar with Kurt Warner, he was undrafted by the NFL out of college and was stocking grocery shelves for minimum wage and living in his girlfriend's parents' basement when they got killed by a tornado. He then found success in arena football, which pays much less than the NFL. After arena football, he became a backup quarterback in the NFL, then got pushed into the starting role when the St. Louis Rams' starting quarterback got injured in a preseason game. That year, he won the Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP award and NFL MVP award. The movie probably stops here, but he lost the Super Bowl in a close game two years later to Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. He then played a season with the New York Giants, was a mentor to Eli Manning there, and retired with the Arizona Cardinals after being injured, partially due to the New Orleans Saints' bounty scandal.

It's exactly the rags-to-riches story that Hollywood would make a movie out of and it's stupid that this is the film that Mushbrain is seething over.

also worth pointing out that he took the cardinals to their first super bowl in franchise history in 08 (they lost to pittsburgh) not sure if the movie plans on covering that chapter of his career, but that certainly plays along with the whole faith thing considering he had struggled with poor play and injuries for a handful of seasons prior. in the only 3 full seasons warner played, he took his team to the super bowl each time and set the record for most passing yards in a single super bowl in 2 of those 3 appearances. eventually brady broke his record, but impressive nonetheless

so again, only a retard like jack would fail to see that this is the perfect story for a major hollywood film. the trailer looks cheesy as hell, but i'll probably check it out if/when it comes to netflix

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He is a more subtle kind of racist than most people you find online. Jack has never said a single racial slur on camera but his actions show a passive racism. You can see below in the Racist section for examples:

Jack Scalfani’s Atrocious Behaviour

Jack Scalfani is guilty of numerous atrocious acts including multiple documented accounts of child abuse, calling for genocide and constant racism. For further information on these topics please re…

downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com

He will never go full /pol/ in public but he clearly is xenophobic and racist, just not the kind who goes around beating minorities but would probably say, "Well, clearly they must have done something to deserve that," if he read a story about that happening.

Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at. I'm just trying to specify because racism is usually associated with hate, and I don't think Jack hates minorities. I don't think Jack has an opinion on minorities or most things in general. He is a beast of emotions and impulse. Minorities make him feel bad, so he hates interacting with them. The thought has probably never even occurred to him that he dislikes being around minorities, since it's a subconscious response. It doesn't really matter though, I'm just spitballing a theory.

To be clear, I'm not defending him in any way, I'm actually making a worse accusation. I'm essentially calling him too retarded to be self aware of his own emotions, which I think is worse than just calling him racist.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at. I'm just trying to specify because racism is usually associated with hate, and I don't think Jack hates minorities. I don't think Jack has an opinion on minorities or most things in general. He is a beast of emotions and impulse. Minorities make him feel bad, so he hates interacting with them. The thought has probably never even occurred to him that he dislikes being around minorities, since it's a subconscious response. It doesn't really matter though, I'm just spitballing a theory.

To be clear, I'm not defending him in any way, I'm actually making a worse accusation. I'm essentially calling him too retarded to be self aware of his own emotions, which I think is worse than just calling him racist.

I think we're basically in agreement just have a different word for it. I just would call racism by ignorance or badfeels still racism.

 

[Dead Air]

Everyone is "racist" to some degree whether they want to admit it to themselves or not. Jack has PLENTY of other things to hate him for.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Everyone is "racist" to some degree whether they want to admit it to themselves or not. Jack has PLENTY of other things to hate him for.

I mean he does but times like that Atlanta video where they thought some very gentrified neighborhood was the hood and started mocking that guy fishing something out of the storm drain was Jack at his most insufferable boomer mode and racism definitely factored in.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I mean he does but times like that Atlanta video where they thought some very gentrified neighborhood was the hood and started mocking that guy fishing something out of the storm drain was Jack at his most insufferable boomer mode and racism definitely factored in.

Or when he pretended to be running away from gangsters in what appeared to be a quiet middle-class black neighborhood in LA on the way to a clean, modern soul food restaurant. /Paul/ then suggested they leave the restaurant because they had an Obama poster and I'm willing to bet his disgust at that was more than just politics; since /Paul/ is basically the only friend Jack has kept longterm I feel a bit justified in judging Jack by the company he keeps. It's less that he has a racist friend and more that he's driven away everyone but the racist friend.

Everyone does get raised to have some prejudice of some kind but what separates a normal person and a lolcow is the ability to overcome ignorance or hatred, or at the very least not allow it to dictate your behavior and let it spill out, let alone to an audience that will judge you and make you a success or failure based on your behavior. Jack does not have that ability.

 

[AnOminous]

Buh you're in an area who's specialty and style is whole hog chopped so you get different textures and flavors while you eat it. Why is seeing chopped pork a surprise.

How many times has this ignorant dipshit gone somewhere and then bitched about them doing it in their customary way because he's a nitwit who knows nothing? I'd guess he's mad about it being chopped because then he can't ram it down his throat like a giant cock.

Yet, you continue. You keep pumping out these horrid videos regularly when there’s zero net benefit for you.

Well, I'd assume he gets to deduct the costs of his gluttony, or does so even if he's not entitled to. I'd imagine if he got audited they'd find it to be a hobby rather than a money-making enterprise at this point.

Everyone does get raised to have some prejudice of some kind but what separates a normal person and a lolcow is the ability to overcome ignorance or hatred, or at the very least not allow it to dictate your behavior and let it spill out, let alone to an audience that will judge you and make you a success or failure based on your behavior. Jack does not have that ability.

He's also been fairly openly racist even when eating at an establishment run by people of different races. I can think of times he's been racist against Asians and Mexicans. That said there's no real bright line between him being racist and just being his usual asshole self.

A duck examines Garbage Stew.

This may be the most abysmal combination of ingredients ever assembled in Christendom. Fucking sweet potatoes, hot dogs, fucking PICKLES? What the fuck is wrong with this man. Talk about an elaborate way to throw away garbage. All this should have just gone directly into the can.

I think everyone's done this kind of soup but not with these ingredients. It's just a mish-mash of completely random shit. Like the duck said, there is absolutely no possible this shit was even edible much less good. I think this beats out the party cheese salad and even the wet and dry bring chicken as his worst ever. As bad as the party cheese salad looked it at least had some theme to it.

You could probably tweak the party cheese salad by removing a couple of the more bizarre ingredients and make a welcome addition to an LDS dinner gathering. This was hot dogshit the instant he added hot dogs and sweet potatoes.

I literally felt ill looking at just the ingredients in the beginning. A mummified unidentifiable piece of bird from the Pleistocene. An obviously rotten onion (which at least he threw away but an onion is really a necessity for trash stew.

 

[Adamska]

I might be missing some Jack lore, but I don't necessarily think Jack is racist. Jack is obviously uncomfortable around minorities, but based on my observations it doesn't stem from racism so much as it stems a sort of ignorance. I'm not referring to the type of ignorance people usually do when discussing racism, but more like Jack is just uncomfortable with things unfamiliar to him. You see it pop up in various aspects of his personality, an example being his need to always eat the same shitty processed chain food no matter where he travels.

I think Jack has an extremely narrow comfort bubble and anything outside that bubble puts him on edge. He probably isn't consciously thinking "fucking niggers" so much as he is just put off by people looking and talking different.

I could be wrong though, maybe I missed the lore of Jack burning crosses and reciting the 14 words.

Hes made jokes about running away from the black neighborhood, how they're going to get mugged, and low key hinted and mocked portraits of Obama in some of his Fats on the Go.

Jack is genuinely racist, but it's one of the very few things he learned you don't openly and blatantly say. It's actually a miracle in that regard tbh.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Don’t know why a 500 mil deal is funny. That’s more money than you will ever see, Jack.

 

[Adamska]

View attachment 2806234Don’t know why a 500 mil deal is funny. That’s more money than you will ever see, Jack.

Reminder this fat retard got fired as a DJ because he was too arrogant to listen to what his boss and his own viewers made requests for and played what he wanted. Reminder this embarrassing moron whose wife uses him as a fake retard for pity lives off his wife's money, and she'd have divorced his ass were it not for the murderchurch's view on divorce.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Tammy could most definitely be an NFL linebacker. Damn son. She could definitely take someone out with those broad shoulders.

Tammy could be a nose tackle. With her bulk she could really collapse the pocket.

So now it's good because Warner is a Christian? He'll probably go see it on Christmas because he probably goes to the movies on Christmas, then give it a good review because Warner is a believer. Warner was never shy about his Christianity, but he certainly wasn't as open about it as Tebow was.

Spoiler: The Story of Kurt Warner

For those not familiar with Kurt Warner, he was undrafted by the NFL out of college and was stocking grocery shelves for minimum wage and living in his girlfriend's parents' basement when they got killed by a tornado. He then found success in arena football, which pays much less than the NFL. After arena football, he became a backup quarterback in the NFL, then got pushed into the starting role when the St. Louis Rams' starting quarterback got injured in a preseason game. That year, he won the Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP award and NFL MVP award. The movie probably stops here, but he lost the Super Bowl in a close game two years later to Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. He then played a season with the New York Giants, was a mentor to Eli Manning there, and retired with the Arizona Cardinals after being injured, partially due to the New Orleans Saints' bounty scandal.

It's exactly the rags-to-riches story that Hollywood would make a movie out of and it's stupid that this is the film that Mushbrain is seething over.

I hope not. There were lots of great moments in the 2002 Super Bowl. Like this touchdown pass Kurt Warner made to Ty Law. Warner never recovered from this game.

And this wasn't even the Patriots best Super Bowl.

 

[Aaway]

I mean he does but times like that Atlanta video where they thought some very gentrified neighborhood was the hood and started mocking that guy fishing something out of the storm drain was Jack at his most insufferable boomer mode and racism definitely factored in.

he's just your typical boomer in that sense. jack isn't going to go around spewing racial slurs like paul does, but he clearly feels threatened by those who aren't white christians like he is. to jack, every black person he passes in the street is dealing drugs or will try to rob him. every brown person is probably here illegally, and every muslim probably wants to bomb a building because they hate america

it's funny because jack grew up in one of the most ethnically diverse places in the world but holds the views of someone who grew up completely sheltered in a small town that was lily white. he's definitely one of those people who believes white christians are the most persecuted group of people in the US today, as evidenced by his FB comment a while back where he said "white people can have opinions too"

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack Scalfani having his fourth stroke, ca. 2022, colorized:



I'm really sorry about the shitty paint job. I would do an element edit but a) nobody links to the statuses ever and b) pretty sure I'd have to login to fagbook which I don't have an account on.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

View attachment 2806234Don’t know why a 500 mil deal is funny. That’s more money than you will ever see, Jack.

I find it funny that he's mocking Bruce Springsteen, someone who is wildly more successful and respected than Jack will ever be, but also infuriating that he's still using that damned Bitmoji. I'm not a big fan of Springsteen myself, but I'm not gonna go post on social media mocking the guy for selling his catalog. This makes Jack come off as a bitter manchild jealous of someone else's success. Of course he doesn't see that, he lacks the ability to see how people might view him.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

View attachment 2806234Don’t know why a 500 mil deal is funny. That’s more money than you will ever see, Jack.

I'm sorry Springsteen is more popular than whatever Christian band you think deserves it. This has real Cali feuding with Lil Nas X energy.

 

[TurdFondler]

The Springsteen take is so retarded it's a new low even for Jack. You'd think he would know about ownership and royalties.