Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Another boring video of Jack acting like a toddler, amazed by everything he sees that has anything to do with meat. And of course they were insufferable assholes by filming individual reviews when the dining room was clearly winding down and the staff was closing up for the night. That's a sign to finish up and leave, not film your stupid friends reaction to tasting the desserts.

Also this at 21:10 "That guy who helped us, was amazing. It was almost like there should be a tablecloth on the table, that's how good he was..."

WTF does that even mean?
 
I absolutely cannot wait for this fuckup.

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Pour one for that poor goose

at the beginning he says they were supposed to go to a place "downtown" but chose not to because there were was a game on and people were drunk

interesting how jack doesn't try the sauce on video and we only see dr. saebo try it. maybe tammy barred jack from trying the sauces on video since he always criticizes it? she was fed up with it at the first place they reviewed

looks like this place takes the gluttony wars crown. i had a feeling it would after it was revealed that they sold beef ribs, although i was really hoping that last place that served literal slop would win

we also got a jakbang

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I think We have found the missing link between Man and Neanderthal
 
at the beginning he says they were supposed to go to a place "downtown" but chose not to because there were was a game on and people were drunk

interesting how jack doesn't try the sauce on video and we only see dr. saebo try it. maybe tammy barred jack from trying the sauces on video since he always criticizes it? she was fed up with it at the first place they reviewed

looks like this place takes the gluttony wars crown. i had a feeling it would after it was revealed that they sold beef ribs, although i was really hoping that last place that served literal slop would win

we also got a jakbang

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Jack: What is that?
Tammy: It's banana pudding
Jack: ah. Banana pudding

**Three minutes later**

Jack: Is that ice cream? What is that?
Tammy: Banana pudding!
Jack: Banana pudding?

Jack's brain is banana pudding
It’s weird, but I had this overwhelming sense of…gratitude…come over me while listening to Jack’s intro, and the feeling grew more intense as his dementia revealed itself later in the video. Very strange- like that euphoric sense of everything being okay in the world when you get high.

Jack…thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Seriously. Your videos are so horrendously dreadful, that I’m struck with dumbfounded morbid fascination anytime I see that you’re STILL at it. I can’t imagine anyone with metrics so low not seeing what a waste of time and money their YouTube venture is, and quitting. Yet, you continue. You keep pumping out these horrid videos regularly when there’s zero net benefit for you. In fact, there’s nothing but negatives in it for you- for your health, (Tammy’s) wallet, and personal image. You exist only as troll fodder at this point. Yet, you continue. You actively, consciously continue this farce.

It’s one of the closest things (besides the old freak shows on Maury) that we have to Barnum & Bailey nowadays. Just pure mediocrity with no ability on your end to see it as such. It’s infuriatingly entertaining, and I feel it anytime a new upload comes in: “You’re still doing this??”:story:

I cannot stress it enough, Jack- THANK YOU. I truly appreciate your efforts, and I hope to see more in the future.
 
Also this at 21:10 "That guy who helped us, was amazing. It was almost like there should be a tablecloth on the table, that's how good he was..."

WTF does that even mean?
Probably that the service was something you'd expect at an expensive, fancy restaurant. Jack and his friends being the assholes they are, it probably meant that they tipped their server a kingly $5 instead of the Tammy Jr. special AKA no tip
 
There’s a new BBQ Wars. It isn’t in Raleigh, like the previous video said. They are now in Charlotte and he states this is the last stop of the trip. Is there lost footage? Or did he skip Raleigh altogether because he’s a pussy ass bitch?

Also: the retarded music to hide what’s playing in the background is back.

From what he says at the end about their original plans to go to an "authentic pit BBQ place" but changing plans at the last minute due to drunk people, and him saying that they drove 2 hours to get there, I think the place they bailed on was in Raleigh. There's a popular place called The Pit in downtown Raleigh that's right next to a bar (And an LGBT center lol). The sign outside literally says The Pit Authentic BBQ. It takes about 2 hours to get from Raleigh to Charlotte.
 
Jack "Run out of Raleigh" Scalfani.

I would love if they had three places lined up and every one told them "No, you won't be filming your youtube here".

Or an offscreen mutiny by the squad.

Looked it up. Raleigh is "Eastern Style" which is Pork and Vinegar heavy. Jack prefers KETCHUP based BBQ. And BEEFFFFFFF

Poor worker at POP SMOKE is trying to educate Jack.
"WOW ARE YOU SERIOUS"

Jack's copyright deflecting music is MADNESS INDUCING. There is whistling. I hate whistling in music so fucking much.

They put the bowl of COE SLAW in front of Jack.

Rob invites Jack to view his sausage.

Dr. Saebo wants crunchy mac. Heathen. Also, thank you for Dr. Saebo, that's a fantastic moniker to saddle him with. Thank you AGAIN, AAWAY.

Rob runs his fucking mouth for 36 seconds before biting into a wing. That thing has to be ice cold by that point.

Cathy is irrelevant. She eats fucking lima beans.

Tammy sounds pissed but... looks happy? It's creepy.

Jack admires the WETNESS of the brisket.

Then engages the WENDIGO BITE. He hates the other men on the tour.

A beer is repeatedly hidden.

Cathy once again, is stonefaced as she enjoys her banana pudding.

I like how mad Jack is at Rob for MMM-hogging, and then admits he "fakes it" when his food is shit.

Dr. Saebo is gay and sassy.

Dr. Saebo liked the sauce, Rob talked a lot, Cathy gave another Non-review.

Tammy is happy to be done.

They don't parking lot back bite.


Also, you guys are slacking. Jack Stroke brained to "Lazy Man Goose" When it's supposed to be #ShitRatchet Christmas
GET BACK ON BRAND, JACK!
 
How the fuck are they afraid of drunks when Jack repeatedly uses alcohol in his dishes as a way to get drunk? Also, Dr. Chastity Glove and/or Robert were drinking throughout the trip. It doesn’t make any sense.

Tammy must have put her foot down and tightened the noose. Either that or it was too “urban” if you know what I mean.

Also Raleigh is like closer to 3 hours from Charlotte.

Edit: The left a place filled with drunks to end up at a place with a Brewery next door?

If I had to guess they did Lexington and this place in the same day, which wouldn’t have been Sunday because the Lexington place is closed on Sundays. So maybe Saturday night?
 
Also Raleigh is like closer to 3 hours from Charlotte.
It's 2.5 hours from The Pit in downtown Raleigh to Noble Smoke in Charlotte.
In the Parker's (Wilson, NC) video, he whines about the place in Lexington making him sick. In this video he mentions that it's the last stop. He almost definitely went Lexington>Wilson>Raleigh>Charlotte. Which is all over the map and retarded, but.. it is Jack.
 
Jack: What is that?
Tammy: It's banana pudding
Jack: ah. Banana pudding

**Three minutes later**

Jack: Is that ice cream? What is that?
Tammy: Banana pudding!
Jack: Banana pudding?

Jack's brain is banana pudding
That made me laugh so much when Big T snapped at him.

What a fucking mong. If he's forgetting something like that this quickly then he really does have brain damage.

Either that or half his brain has been replaced by cholesterol.
 
Rob: "Jack look at much sausage! Hurrrhurrhurr!"

Jack: "Eh...not impressed!"

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JACK HAS SEEN BIGGER.
 
Fat fuck can barely waddle around his kitchen to grab ingredients and he uses a motorized wheelchair on vacations, cope harder Jack.

[X] Drive
[X] Morning
[X] Walking
[X] 10 000 Steps

EDIT: Cum pudding video is live:

Here's the original from five years ago. Looks more like CUM Pudding to me. Mushbrain is so debilitated he is BEYOND the fat Elvis stage.
 
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