DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The Halo difficulty rant was pretty funny. Big ups to 343 for telling Phil to play on normal so doesn't have to deal with any challenge.
It's fucking hilarious how insecure he is about having to play on wheelchair difficulty. What you're seeing is reflected in his desire to stick to easy walking simulator games whenever possible. Anything that reminds him how much of an idiot he is needs to be avoided like the plague.

What's interesting is that this predilection for avoidance has become more pronounced as the years have dragged on. It's almost like reality is slowly but surely dismantling his gargantuan ego, and forcing him to resort to ever-increasing degrees of self-delusion and avoidance to maintain a positive sense of self.
 
Two fucking horror games for the Christmas marathon...
 

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Same here. Used to be to stomach the SnortBurnell videos since they would alter his voice to sound funnier. But I can't even listen to those anymore without Phil's bitching becoming too annoying to handle. I took a months long DSP break between summer & fall this year and when I checked back in on him he sounded like he was losing his fucking mind. I guess when you check on Phil every day this all becomes 'normal', but from a more outsider perspective he looks like a goddamn lunatic.

Yeah life has been overwhelming atm don't have time but when I do check in I have no idea how I did it.

His losing his mind and something is gonna give.
 
Phil now saying he did say faggot back in 2017 during the christmas marathon. Says that Twitch contacted him and said he couldn't say that. He then rebuts and tells them to fuck off because it's christmas and he was drunk so they should cut him some slack. They don't and give him a strike on his channel and was mad at Twitch for it.

I doubt that whole exchange happened, but imagine in 2021 trying to excuse yourself because you were drunk and that you don't like Twitch anymore.
I'll bite and say this is exactly how this happened.
Which means that every time Phil complained that Twitch unpartnered him for 'hateful slurs' without giving him any warnings or second chances... he was already on his second chance. He got dinged for it once, was unrepentant and aggressive when dealing with them, and then when they got enough complaints again, they took his partnership away. So they played by the rules that he laid out and he still tried to blame them because he didn't want to admit to his previous fuckup.
Even in his (likely) fictional version of events, he's a scheming piece of shit.

On stream at the moment, Phil mentioned that the Christmas marathon game will be The Forest. How can he announce this without a poll? Apparently the only game that was nominated by members twice on the forum was The Forest, so it 'won by default'. So all the other games just get completely snipped because two people suggested that one. Democracy in action?
The other game is still up in the air and will be decided by a poll.
 
Probably discussed already but this moment was wild. Timestamped @ 9:38.


"God forbid I actually do what I'm told by the people who made the game, rather than the people who pay me to do this just doing things that a tryhard community want me to do..."

This fucking guy. :story:

"the show"
"Another perk of being a channel member here on the sho-, uh, channel."

Phil confirming that he is indeed a clown show with all his paypigs.
 
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