US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gar For Archer]

One of the things that boggles my mind why doesn't the GOP just run on educational platform where homeschooling parents gets paycheck cut straight to them , i looked how much is spend per pupil is around 14 k give or take. Most of the public schools can't even get their students to read on functional level like grade 4. If your kid passes the requirements every year tax free money straight to your account or the charter school you send him. If you do better job than the public schools why not get paid for it. What else is boggling my mind is in LA immigrants aren't beating the shit out of predatory teachers .

That’s a fucking TERRIBLE idea, do you know how many joggers will claim to “homeschool” their kids only go treat it as a second welfare fund?

 

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One of the things that boggles my mind why doesn't the GOP just run on educational platform where homeschooling parents gets paycheck cut straight to them , i looked how much is spend per pupil is around 14 k give or take. Most of the public schools can't even get their students to read on functional level like grade 4. If your kid passes the requirements every year tax free money straight to your account or the charter school you send him. If you do better job than the public schools why not get paid for it. What else is boggling my mind is in LA immigrants aren't beating the shit out of predatory teachers .

The GOP has been trained for several decades by lefty moles that "Education is something dominated by the left" and that it's a lost cause for the GOP to even attempt.

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All of these are "left leaning" things and the common refrain is it's just because lefties are naturally drawn to them. That's a lie. It's gatekeeping and hard work to keep that shit lefty-centric and the righties out.

That's the main reason, I think. The Trumpian, Nu-Right, has realized that the GOP has been trained to give in to the left on all Culture War stuff and stuff that is "owned" by the left, and education is part of that. It's only now that the Nu-Right is giving the left a serious bloody nose that the Right in general is realizing that the left has no fucking idea how to fight a culture war, not anymore, and their entire existence revolves around the other side admitting that the left is correct and awesome and perfect and unquestionable. For example, the "fetal heartbeat" killshot for state sanctioned baby murder. The right is supposed to flinch whenever the leftyfags even make a motion to punch at them, that's the "rule."

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

That’s a fucking TERRIBLE idea, do you know how many joggers will claim to “homeschool” their kids only go treat it as a second welfare fund?

I said if they pass the requirements . You already have schools that have students that cant count , read and write . Pass requirement test for the semester you get the cash.

 

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That’s a fucking TERRIBLE idea, do you know how many joggers will claim to “homeschool” their kids only go treat it as a second welfare fund?

I was going to expound upon a whore ex-wife of my friends who put her kids in homeschool -- but Utah based Mormon homeschool, as it's not based out of OUR state and thus has 0 oversight -- because she didn't want to wake up before 7 AM and because the schools had issues with her sending children to public school 5 days in a row without new clothes or a bath. If it's that bad for an ostensibly white woman (although with the amount of African immigrant dick she sucks and fucks I wonder) I can't imagine how bad the joggers would abuse it. You'd have kids being raised as absolute feral monsters, even more than they already are.

Although hey, that might just be the key to solving this problem. A bunch of feral pavement apes that can barely speak running around the fringes of Urban society? No amount of lefty bullshit would be able to paper over THAT.

I said if they pass the requirements . You already have schools that have students that cant count , read and write . Pass requirement test for the semester you get the cash.

Shaniqua would take the test for her children. And fail it, but, still. Or they'd get some token civilized jogger to take the tests for the kids if they have to take them in person. Or they'd SCREEEEEECH about how holding pavement ape children to the same standards as humans is raycist, so gotta gib dem reparhashuuns even if dey can't past no tests.

 

[soy_king]

I said if they pass the requirements . You already have schools that have students that cant count , read and write . Pass requirement test for the semester you get the cash.

what would stop people from cheating this system? who's going to determine the requirements? what are you going to do with the millions if people who lose their jobs because of this? how much cash are you planning to give out to even incentivize this system, and where would you make cuts to prevent rampant inflation?

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Although hey, that might just be the key to solving this problem. A bunch of feral pavement apes that can barely speak running around the fringes of Urban society? No amount of lefty bullshit would be able to paper over THAT.

The ferals are hitting high end stores and everyone around is like 'This is fine' instead of dragging them down and stomping them into spam.

 

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The ferals are hitting high end stores and everyone around is like 'This is fine' instead of dragging them down and stomping them into spam.

Give them time. They're also leaving their car trunks open for them. Soon, the pavement apes will realize they can just waltz into their houses and rape and loot. At some point things will snap. At this rate, sometime right around time for them to decide if they're gonna go vote for 4 more years of Biden.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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Ask not how your country is fucking you up, ask how you're fucking up your country.

 

[JohnDoe]

That’s a fucking TERRIBLE idea, do you know how many joggers will claim to “homeschool” their kids only go treat it as a second welfare fund?

So the parents that send their kids to school won't have to deal with a racial jungle? Maybe they can master algebra with the troops of murder chimps gone. Sounds like a bonus feature.

 

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So the parents that send their kids to school won't have to deal with a racial jungle? Maybe they can master algebra with the troops of murder chimps gone. Sounds like a bonus feature.

Holy shit. This is actually a brilliant one.

Only concern I think I'd have is the schools would have 0 budget since all the jogger spawn would be off fucking around elsewhere and the money would go to jogger kweenz.

 

[JohnDoe]

Holy shit. This is actually a brilliant one.

Only concern I think I'd have is the schools would have 0 budget since all the jogger spawn would be off fucking around elsewhere and the money would go to jogger kweenz.

Who do you think are running the inner city schools? All that money is just another jogger grift, they don't care about their spawn.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Holy shit. This is actually a brilliant one.

Only concern I think I'd have is the schools would have 0 budget since all the jogger spawn would be off fucking around elsewhere and the money would go to jogger kweenz.

They won't need a budget when niggers aren't there stealing, breaking and stabbing everything.

 

[Bakarina]

You know what’s fucked up? What you described has already happened. Look into John Andrew Welden (switched his girl’s antibiotics with abortion pills after he knocked her up and wanted her to get rid of it) and Manishkumar Patel (spiked his girl’s drink with an abortion pill). Both got the books thrown at them.
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I guess if the woman wants the baby, it’s suddenly a protected and precious human life in the eyes of the legal system. But if the same woman decides she wants the ol’ scramble & vacuum treatment, it becomes a perfectly killable batch of worthless cells.

Remember:
-Woman uses abortion pill to terminate pregnancy =
-Man does the same =

See, this is my issue with abortion: it's either murder or it isn't. Either the fetus [latin for young one] is a potential human worthy of a chance of life or it's a clump of cells. Then you get into the semantics of homicide and whether shoving scissors in the back of someone's neck is truly murder or you just performed a post birth abortion.

One of the things that boggles my mind why doesn't the GOP just run on educational platform where homeschooling parents gets paycheck cut straight to them , i looked how much is spend per pupil is around 14 k give or take. Most of the public schools can't even get their students to read on functional level like grade 4. If your kid passes the requirements every year tax free money straight to your account or the charter school you send him. If you do better job than the public schools why not get paid for it. What else is boggling my mind is in LA immigrants aren't beating the shit out of predatory teachers .

LA teachers probably aren't going after their kids. Probably only the white passing legal kids. Then again, there's been numerous articles over the years of bodies of anchor babies getting dumped on the side of the road and in trash cans so maybe they don't really care about the children they shit out.

They won't need a budget when niggers aren't there stealing, breaking and stabbing everything.

I used to have a bunch of white kids in high school act like pavement apes so if getting money to properly homeschool children ever becomes a thing it might clean up the public classrooms. Then again, most of the time the taxes you pay for public schooling don't actually go to the district you live in. It all goes into a pot and then dispersed to the schools so you could be paying for some jogger to sit in a class up in Pennsylvania when you live in Kansas.

 

[Michael Wade]

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[JosephStalin]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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[LaxerBRO]

"I'm not worried, I moved all my money into Silver and Crypto!"

"What do you mean they turned off the Internet Backbone pending a new firewall system? Crap, how do I get my crypto? Or do any of my online banking? Christ, I never saw so many people at the bank, did you know they can just shut down and tell you you can't access your money? Fuck! Thank god the Government started handing out Bread and Cheese. Ok, the internet's back, that was a really fucking weird two months of nothing but CNN and Fox News telling us what's going on in the world, sure is sad about those tragic suicides of all the anti-establishment politicians and journalists and their families. Must have really wanted to access youtube, heh. Wait why do I have to log in to this government website to access anything? Why can't I access the Kiwi Farms? Tor packets are being blocked at the backbone now? I can't access the blockchain at all, how can I get my Bitcoin out? What do you mean there's a knock at my door, why do they care what my IP address is accessing? What, no, I'm not handing over my software wallet, you can't just nationalize a currency like th... hey, let go, what the f--"

Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it'

P.S. I wish Hitler would have ordered FDR killed. This man was one of the worst Presidents in this country. May the man rot in hell.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it'
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P.S. I wish Hitler would have ordered FDR killed. This man was one of the worst Presidents in this country. May the man rot in hell.

We're still turning that 4-term ship around, even with the LBJ anchor.

 

[HumanHive]

One of the things that boggles my mind why doesn't the GOP just run on educational platform where homeschooling parents gets paycheck cut straight to them , i looked how much is spend per pupil is around 14 k give or take. Most of the public schools can't even get their students to read on functional level like grade 4. If your kid passes the requirements every year tax free money straight to your account or the charter school you send him. If you do better job than the public schools why not get paid for it. What else is boggling my mind is in LA immigrants aren't beating the shit out of predatory teachers .

Because a lot of GOPe don’t want homeschooling, they dream of being in control of public schools. A big problem with the Republican Party is that - despite what the base wants or believes - the upper echelon are best defined as “the democrats, but not in power”.

 

[Oats12345]

Since when was Marianne Williamson this aware?