Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

I like that he feels unwelcome when he goes out. It's like he knows he is the defective deviant in the room.

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[AnOminous]

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I went looking through that. Not a single recipe I could find containing both hot dogs and sweet potatoes.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Average episode of Cooking with Jack be like:

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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Besides claiming that Longhorn Steakhouse has the “best steak for the money in middle Tennessee” he’s also posted this exact same status four times in a row. We may be witnessing Jack’s fourth stroke in real time.

Either fourth stroke, his daily mini stroke or general idiocy. The answer as always is: Yes.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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Besides claiming that Longhorn Steakhouse has the “best steak for the money in middle Tennessee” he’s also posted this exact same status four times in a row. We may be witnessing Jack’s fourth stroke in real time.

Thinking a chain restaurant has good steak lmao.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Average episode of Cooking with Jack be like:

Next time some US Government searches for Weapons of Ass Destruction, look no further than Hendersonville, TN.

 

[AnOminous]

Next time some US Government searches for Weapons of Ass Destruction, look no further than Hendersonville, TN.

Given the hideous super boomer name of this stuff, you'd expect it to be like the Jack abomination, but there are other versions that look less like dog vomit and more like something you'd possibly eat even though it is a heart attack on a plate.

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This appears to be the actual origin and you'll notice the main difference is it's a slow cooker recipe but Jack just blasted it with the pressure cooker because he couldn't wait to ram it down his gullet. You'll note Jack's recipe at the end is so liquid he can't make a sandwich out of it, instead just pouring it on biscuits. And he actually stopped in the middle to add more liquid because it apparently wasn't enough like watery vomit for him.

The original is, well, meh, and I'm not a fan of ranch dressing much, but it isn't a pure abomination.

 

[captkrisma]

So...the "outlaw" steak is really just your basic bitch ribeye. No seasoning, toppings, or amazing cut of meat...just a ribeye.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Sounds like Jack is tripping balls.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Hey Jack, if you’re such a KIND person with JOY in your heart, stop copyright striking our YouTube channel.

#pressXtodoubt

 

[Kermit Jizz]

So...the "outlaw" steak is really just your basic bitch ribeye. No seasoning, toppings, or amazing cut of meat...just a ribeye.

It's also one of their larger cuts at 20oz. Can't imagine why Jack would like it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It has Nashville in it and Jack thinks a fucking chain steakhouse is the best. What a pleb.

Mushbrain couldn't tell a good steak from a bad steak. The only thing he wants in his mouth is large amounts of meat to feed the Wendigo. And big cocks because he's a faggot.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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Sounds like Jack is tripping balls.

I hope for God’s sake that Jack is using plenty of Bacon-Up as he’s “pressing”.

Also it might be worth pointing out that Longhorn Steakhouse is a Darden Restaurants property. This is the same company that owns Olive Garden, among others.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I hope for God’s sake that Jack is using plenty of Bacon-Up as he’s “pressing”.

Also it might be worth pointing out that Longhorn Steakhouse is a Darden Restaurants property. This is the same company that owns Olive Garden, among others.

It's a basic chain restaurant meaning the one thing they can claim is consistency. Go to an Olive Garden in one state and to another 300 miles away and order the same thing. It will taste the same.

A place like Longhorn Steakhouse isn't going to be making an amazing steak. They'll make one that is passable as they tend to use cheaper cuts of meat that have been treated with stuff like bromelain to break down some of the fibers making the steak more tender. Unfortunately it also affects the texture of the meat making it strangely mushy. But it's not like Mushbrain cares about that. Remember how he raved about the steak from Dollar Tree?

He loved it. Meanwhile anybody else on Youtube who reviewed this said it was shit.

Just more evidence that Mushbrain doesn't care about how it tastes. He just wants meat in his mouth.

 

[Pig Cups]

Also it might be worth pointing out that Longhorn Steakhouse is a Darden Restaurants property. This is the same company that owns Olive Garden, among others.

This made me lol because Jack loves to tell us how much he hates Olive Garden.

I will admit that Jack is correct and I agree with him there. Y’know, broken clock and whatnot…Olive Garden is tasteless garbage, and this is only compounded by the fact that I spent the majority of my life in the northeast US, where there are masses of Italian immigrants and their descendants. It’s the US region with the best, most authentic Italian food, served in independent small restaurants. I recently went to an Olive Garden with some old friends that I was visiting out in California who insisted we go. I think it had been 15 years since I stepped into one of those places, and looking at the menu, I was instantly reminded of why I never go. Lack of taste aside, even the menu options are clearly designed to cater to uncultured bovine America.

 

[Dead Air]

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Sounds like Jack is tripping balls.

.............. what? What is this even supposed to mean?

 

[AnOminous]

He loved it. Meanwhile anybody else on Youtube who reviewed this said it was shit.

Even the Guga Foods guys who do all kinds of ridiculous things to try to salvage various bad cuts of meat couldn't make anything out of this.

 

[Aaway]

longhorn being jack's favorite steakhouse is the most jack thing ever

 

[Chorton]

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Sounds like Jack is tripping balls.

I don’t think that tightening feeling in his chest is from “rising joy”, I think God has been pressed enough.

I’d love to know what sort of acts of kindness he’s completed in between the hectic schedule of stuffing his face and complaining about musicians, teenagers, and overworked delivery employees.

Make a video on your good deeds Jack, show yourself raking leaves/shovelling snow for your wife or volunteering at a hospital.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Lack of taste aside, even the menu options are clearly designed to cater to uncultured bovine America.

You talkin' shit when a Bovine University alum is in the room?

But yeah, it's a lot like Panda Express with regards to actual Chinese cuisine. Go to an actual restaurant, the kind that serves it up family style, hot pot at the table and all that, and the difference is night and day.