Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,377
it's funny because jack grew up in one of the most ethnically diverse places in the world but holds the views of someone who grew up completely sheltered in a small town that was lily white. he's definitely one of those people who believes white christians are the most persecuted group of people in the US today, as evidenced by his FB comment a while back where he said "white people can have opinions too"

Maybe I'm wrong but isn't Jack born and raised in SoCal/Orange County? Those places were pretty conservative back in the 70's and 80's and deep drunk in the Moral Majority Kool-Aid so It doesn't seems unusual for some late Boomer/Early Gen X like Jack and /Paul/ having that kind of mindset: Jack just turned the volume up to "White Trash"
 
Last edited:
7732A6AE-E037-4DAF-A5DE-7B950F558C8F.jpeg

I have to admit “bob dillon” is a great singer lol
 
Last edited:
I thought for sure Jack would be into boomer music like Springsteen and Dylan. Does the only listen to christian music or what? Does he even have a taste in music?
His taste in music is the same as his taste in food, absolute plebbery. That's why he was fired from his DJ job, for playing complete ass music instead of what he was told to play.
 
Maybe I'm wrong but isn't Jack born and raised in SoCal/Orange County? Those places were pretty conservative back in the 70's and 80's and deep drunk in the Moral Majority Kool-Aid so It doesn't seems unusual for some late Boomer/Early Gen X like Jack and /Paul/ having that kind of mindset: Jack just turned the volume up to "White Trash"
he grew up in orange county which yes, was very conservative back in the day (and still is in some areas, although it's no longer red like it once was)

but it's always been a very ethnically diverse place and it's not like jack's family was wealthy to the point where he was attending boarding schools where he'd be surrounded with nothing but rich white kids. jack grew up surrounded by minorities but he was always destined to become a redneck boomer

I thought for sure Jack would be into boomer music like Springsteen and Dylan. Does the only listen to christian music or what? Does he even have a taste in music?
he's probably shitting on springsteen because of his liberal politics. aside from his retarded christian music, the only kind of music i can recall jack saying he enjoys is sinatra and 80s stuff. i believe he posted his 80s playlist on FB a little while back and it's your typical new-wave and synthpop stuff you hear every day on the radio
 
His taste in music is the same as his taste in food, absolute plebbery. That's why he was fired from his DJ job, for playing complete ass music instead of what he was told to play.
I always thought Jack's whole knowledge about music ends with Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett and maybe Paul Anka. I'm still baffled this fat inept baffoon got hired as a DJ to begin with.
View attachment 2806493
I have to admit “bob dillon” is a great singer lol
Obviously these two idiots have no clue what they're talking about as Bob Dylan sold his catalogue to Universal Music for estimated 300 to 400 million dollars in December 2020.
 
yeah pretty much. of course jack wasn't aware of warner's story because 1. he doesn't know jack shit about football and 2. warner didn't go around shoving his faith into peoples faces during his career like tebow did

View attachment 2805726
According to Mushbrain if you're a Christian you need to always be saying you're a Christian.

To anybody else without brain damage, what difference does it make? His religion shouldn't add to or take away from the person he is.
 
According to Mushbrain if you're a Christian you need to always be saying you're a Christian.

To anybody else without brain damage, what difference does it make? His religion shouldn't add to or take away from the person he is.
Matthew 6:1-8 said:
“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
Thankfully for Jack, we can confirm that one of his hands definitely doesn't know what the other one's doing.
 
View attachment 2807284
Besides claiming that Longhorn Steakhouse has the “best steak for the money in middle Tennessee” he’s also posted this exact same status four times in a row. We may be witnessing Jack’s fourth stroke in real time.
No, he just ate four steaks and is so filled with foodgasm energy he has to bleat and honk as loud as he can how good this meal is for how cheap it is.
 
View attachment 2807284
Besides claiming that Longhorn Steakhouse has the “best steak for the money in middle Tennessee” he’s also posted this exact same status four times in a row. We may be witnessing Jack’s fourth stroke in real time.
It has Nashville in it and Jack thinks a fucking chain steakhouse is the best. What a pleb.
 
Jack is a "with your friends in the living room" racist.

As mentioned, you see it a lot more in the California videos.

Him being afraid of others is very real thing though, like in the video where he asks Tammy if fully uniformed, gun toting cops are in fact, cops.

I like that he feels unwelcome when he goes out. It's like he knows he is the defective deviant in the room.

I think there is a cooking website where you punch in what you've got, and it spits back recipes, but I don't remember the url.

I have that problem a lot, I'll have tons of parts of meals, but they don't get along.

Like when chefs present random shit to Gordon Ramsay and he tells them to fuck off.

Nice recycle on the shitmoji, the khat quaffer. I was thinking intestinal rupture, but yours works well. #GODLAUGHS

Jack is definitely a performative christian, unless he's slaying vampires.

#Lazyman's PHBTTTBHGTTGGRDSAG
 
Back