Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I see Patty has adjusted his copypasta. He managed to confuse a number of people Twitter users into thinking he was accusing them of being cyberstalkers, rather than the parody stalker-child.
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Much writing ability. Can't even write a single sentence where everyone misreads it because of his unintelligible tard rage, even after spamming it literally hundreds of times in a day.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
It's not his infatuation that confuses me. It's why, out of all the people he could simp for, he chooses a has-been like Wu whose 15 minutes were up 7 years ago.

I'd expect the pig-titted idiot to try and curry the favour of someone with actual clout, but maybe in a rare moment of self-awareness he realised Brianna Wu is the best he can possibly hope for.
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Even that's too much for Pat. Frank Wu the Screamin' Wife-Beatin' Chinaman has a Hugo award and some actual money. Ricky here has half a house, a fraudulent loan, and mountain of credit card and legal debt. Brianna can't afford "her" constant surgeries and Porsches with a loser like Pat. But maybe if Frank and Brianna ever split, Frank can make Pat into his next girlfriend/waifu. As someone pointed out earlier, there's many similarities between Pat and Brianna starting with the fact they're both colossal leaches terminally addicted to Twitter.
 
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At this rate Pat's gonna get blacklisted from future cons just so everyone else doesn't need to deal with the hassle of seeing 'Cyberstalker account. Block and report' in their mentions every 2 minutes.

I'm actually surprised his account hasn't been locked for spamming, yet.
 
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I have some sad news. After nearly 300 'report and block' demands in one day, it appears that Pat has won his epic battle over the Patrick S. Tomlinson Commentary twitter account.

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Twitter accounts are really hard to make, so I'm sure this will be the last of them.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
I have some sad news. After nearly 300 'report and block' demands in one day, it appears that Pat has won his epic battle over the Patrick S. Tomlinson Commentary twitter account.

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Twitter accounts are really hard to make, so I'm sure this will be the last of them.
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Another patriot unjustly executed for the crime of bullying a fat manchild online. Where is the justice?
Unfortunately for Pat this victory is far too belated. If he's recognized by any of his fellow writers at all, it won't be from his own (fat) body of work but from the far more talented, charismatic, and better-looking stealthygeez.
 
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Skeletor said:
lol, the trolls are back at it with a new account. What’s your plan, Patrick? Spend every waking hour trying to police Twitter? You know the trolls are too autistic to ever stop doing this all day every day with dozens of sock accounts.
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Patrick failed the main rule of dealing with trolls. Never feed the trolls.
 
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So they kick out all the legends, raise these posers (derek's work is cool) and now, a year or two into their domination of a dying convention they don't even bother showing up? Wow, so glad those successful, appreciative legends got canned.

Fatrick is in for quite the day methinks.

"Yea, i figured I'd check out your signing, i mean, I haven't heard of you or read your work and I was originally attending to meet Lindsay Ellis but she cancelled so..."

"Eat lead you fucking troll, child!"

Fatrick shoots indiscriminately at the crowd of 5 people infront of his signing. 4 are staff.
 
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Fatty lost his signing partner

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It was Juliette Wade wasn't it? It isn't even a cancel like Ellis but a reschedule to 5. What are the odds that Pat and his sperging urged her to try and get a new spot?
If he's the only one at the signing table now he can't even claim the other authors 10 people as his own fans so I hope some OnA guy takes a census of how many people come up.
 
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Nihil Jung said:
So they kick out all the legends, raise these posers (derek's work is cool) and now, a year or two into their domination of a dying convention they don't even bother showing up? Wow, so glad those successful, appreciative legends got canned.

Fatrick is in for quite the day methinks.

"Yea, i figured I'd check out your signing, i mean, I haven't heard of you or read your work and I was originally attending to meet Lindsay Ellis but she cancelled so..."

"Eat lead you fucking troll, child!"

Fatrick shoots indiscriminately at the crowd of 5 people infront of his signing. 4 are staff.
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the crowd is so sparse, he hits no one.
 
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