DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
How self are streamers who do charity streams? Using a following to draw attention to a charity you are passionate about and raise money through crowdfunding? How selfish. The only way to do charity is to round your grocery bill off to the nearest dollar.

I just want to say: I was also raised Roman Catholic, like Phil. The church I went to as a child would do regular food and money drives for local shelters, or for specific local or international charities. These would ramp up around christmas and easter especially. The Roman Catholic schools I attended would do the same things, usually trying to incentivize us into doing charity work. Fuck, I'm from Canada and every year the Terry Fox Run happens where you raise money and then run a marathon for the Terry Fox charity. Charity is supposed to be something you do to sacrifice your own time or money to help others, but going through the same background as Phil, I was never taught that it was a private thing, or anything like that.

All of his speech there was just that Phil projecting harder than a megaplex theater.
Can the proceeds of a charity stream be written off on the streamer's taxes as a charitable donation? That might explain DSP's new interest in holding one after all these years.
 
Most people would probably just say "I'm not really in a position to help others" or something like that if pressed on why they aren't contributing to charity, but not Phil. His actual cope is that contributing to charity is the selfish act and the more charitable thing is to not do anything.

It really just shows how Phil's conclusions will always be that he is correct and then works his way backwards from there to explain why he's correct.

Other streamers are doing charity streams> Phil isn't doing them> Phil is always correct though> the other streamers must be the ones doing something wrong since Phil is always doing the correct thing
 
Can the proceeds of a charity stream be written off on the streamer's taxes as a charitable donation? That might explain DSP's new interest in holding one after all these years.
Then it wouldn't be a 'charity stream'. He would just be a middle pig in a legit charity stream.
 
This is a fantastic example. According to Phil's dented *logic*, Terry Fox was just a selfish asshole trying to glorify himself. Not a cancer patient who ran thousands of miles on a goddamn prosthetic leg until the spreading cancer physically prevented him from doing so to inspire people to donate to cancer research. A selfish asshole.
Pigroach logic - when local hospitals, clinics, blood banks and similar medical institutions initiate a blood donation drive they do it to be selfish. I mean think about it, they get all of that blood FOR FREE! The conclusion is thus: medical institutions obviously only do it for their own benefit so they can cut costs on acquiring more blood. The blood donors are selfish too, they all sit around in the open and braggadociously have their blood drawn by a (sometimes attractive) nurse and afterwards they get a few free snacks and drinks. Blood should only be donated privately at home where you draw your own blood yourself and afterwards you have to sneak into the blood bank or the cabinets where they keep the blood in a hospital and put the bag there. It's kind of like the reverse of what you do in Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines where you have to sneak into the hospital to steal blood bags.

Sound good?
 
DSP's new interest
I believe he's currrently trying out new things because he noticed his dwindling supporters. Phil is aware that he's being funded by a handful of people, since he now often points out how one person "saved" the stream. If even one of those blokes decides to not be a degenerate reprobate anymore it will be a big hit to Phil's income. I expect that's why he's trying to be this super positive bloke on Twitter, is reaching out to people that ignore him, is doing these utterly exceptional prestreams and so much odd stuff lately. He's trowing out bait to catch a few new whales, which I'm sure he will. If not detractors will step up to throw more money at Phil so his income will be fine.

Edit: As long as there are exceptional detractors like these faggots, Phil will be fine. I mean fuck me, imagine tipping a tenner just to be ignored. Mind you this happens often, but obviously also for less.
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Are there any checks & balances for Youtube "charity" streams? Anything to stop him claiming he donated the money and just keep it for himself?
You can set it up so that a stream or AHN DEMAHND video you're publishing is for charity, then Youtube will set it up so that the charity of your choice gets 100% from superchats (if it's a stream) or all the money made from ad revenue (if it's AHN DEMAND) that the stream/video makes. That's right, Youtube even gives up its own cut (for tax write-offs obviously). But here's the rub, can piggy tell people to only give superchats? Because tips would help those charities the most after all, that's money Phil can donate right away and with tips I don't know if there's any checks and balances like what Youtube has.

EDIT: Also forgot to mention, if you're doing a legit charity stream Youtube labels that it's a legit charity stream and it shows which charity the proceeds of the stream or video go to.
 
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I believe he's currrently trying out new things because he noticed his dwindling supporters. Phil is aware that he's being funded by a handful of people, since he now often points out how one person "saved" the stream. If even one of those blokes decides to not be a degenerate reprobate anymore it will be a big hit to Phil's income. I expect that's why he's trying to be this super positive bloke on Twitter, is reaching out to people that ignore him, is doing these utterly exceptional prestreams and so much odd stuff lately. He's trowing out bait to catch a few new whales, which I'm sure he will. If not detractors will step up to throw more money at Phil so his income will be fine.

Edit: As long as there are exceptional detractors like these faggots, Phil will be fine. I mean fuck me, imagine tipping a tenner just to be ignored. Mind you this happens often, but obviously also for less.
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Being a toxic narcissist, though - nothing we can do about that!
 
You can set it up so that a stream or AHN DEMAHND video you're publishing is for charity, then Youtube will set it up so that the charity of your choice gets 100% from superchats (if it's a stream) or all the money made from ad revenue (if it's AHN DEMAND) that the stream/video makes. That's right, Youtube even gives up it's own cut (for tax write-offs obviously). But here's the rub, can piggy tell people to only give superchats? Because tips would help those charities the most after all, that's money Phil can donate right away and with tips I don't know if there's any checks and balances like what Youtube has.
Lmfao.

“Gonna be honest with you guys - superchats are nice and - well thank you, I’m VERY grateful for those. HOWEVER - if you tip me, those kids with cancer can get those funds IMMEDIATELY to pay for those ridiculous hospital bills. Which I can relate to myself btw because of my ear infections and American healthcare is so screwed up dood. Also, if you superchat, those kids might die by the time the superchats get to them so it would have been too late, you know? Please consider tipping if you can or the kids will die, sound good? Ok?”
 
The whole point of giving to charity publically is that youre promoting the charity. Phil is either too stupid to understand this, or the likely option is that he thinks only he deserves the promotion. I can imagine him raising more money that he would normally get on a begathon and being pissed he couldn't just keep it.
 
This is a fantastic example. According to Phil's dented *logic*, Terry Fox was just a selfish asshole trying to glorify himself. Not a cancer patient who ran thousands of miles on a goddamn prosthetic leg until the spreading cancer physically prevented him from doing so to inspire people to donate to cancer research. A selfish asshole.

Let's be honest: Phil is trying to cover his ass in case something leaks again where it shows him to be the greedy asshole we all know he is. It also excuses him (in his fucked-up logic) from doing real charity, since it's done "privately" without the hoopla. On the other hand, as @Draventren points out, it's also Phil projecting and being jealous. All the bullshit "tryhard" talk during his Halo streams shows just how butthurt he is because he sucks at the game, and can't be bothered to get good. So he brings down others who do work hard to get good, instead.

Again, what a fucking whiny bitch.

I think Phil would actually believe that about Terry Fox. I'm of the very controversial camp that thinks Phil is a dumb mother fucker. Outlandish, I know, but I think I can make my case. The amount of times he's talked about how doing charity streams is just about making yourself look good, I think he genuinely believes that. I base that on the fact that saying it makes him look bad. Whenever he says shit that makes him look like a dipshit, I tend to think he's saying what he means and thinks everyone will agree with him. To Phil, everything is about his money or his ego and both are battling for primacy. He assumes that about everyone else because he's a dipshit.
 
Just caught up with Phil's charity rant, and it's just hilarious!

Is Phil under the idea that if all the trolls went away, and if he wasn't swatted, and if he wasn't catfished and all that bullshit, he's be dumping hundreds of dollars towards charitable causes on stream and urge his fans to do likewise? He can't seriously be that exceptional.

Take away the trolls. Take away Kiwifarts, the swatting, the chargebacks or whatever the fuck he was ranting against, ALL the controversy that made Darksydephil a complete laughing stock and was apparenly caused by his detractors. It still wouldn't change the fact that one look at this pic:

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By any charitable organization would make them think twice to accepting money from Phil. They may need money, but I'm willing to bet no good charity would want to be the one that was funded by a chronic liar known for pre-stream masturbation. And hell, when you look up Phil, his Wikitubia is the first entry you see, and it has all the shit he's done on there; there's an entire section about it.

Detractors didn't contribute to your "mistake", Phil, and they didn't soil your reputation. All we did was point and laugh. You just don't want to donate to a charity because the only charity that matters to you is your WWE Champions Account.

And for someone who's so against charity he sure loves treating his business as one. Every donation exists to keep his bills up, to keep his house, to help his "wife" and sustain his "family". But a donation to Jude's Hospital or a donation towards cancer or other fatal diseases? WOW FUHK THAT, DOODS, I CAN'T THE TROLLS MADE THAT IMPOSSIBLE <SNORT> AH NEED TO PAY MUH BILLS

This fucking dude omg
 
Hey Phil, hope you're enjoying your hangover while scrolling through Kiwifarms before you start your "gaming stream".

Just wanted to let you know that just a *tweet* from Markiplier telling people eager for his FNAF Security Breach stream to be patient has more *likes* than your entire GTA playthrough has views.

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Hey Phil, hope you're enjoying your hangover while scrolling through Kiwifarms before you start your "gaming stream".

Just wanted to let you know that just a *tweet* from Markiplier telling people eager for his FNAF Security Breach stream to be patient has more *likes* than your entire GTA playthrough has views.

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Remember: Phil's small fry. He's not a shill and isn't like those big-name streamers that dress up like cartoon characters and are wacky. He's a real fucking gamer!
 
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