DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I don’t understand why Phil doesn’t have a charity stream and just pocket the money. His handful of retarded supporters have proven they don’t care about being lied to.

 

[capefear56]

DSP's actual view on charity.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don’t understand why Phil doesn’t have a charity stream and just pocket the money. His handful of retarded supporters have proven they don’t care about being lied to.

He's probably pissed he didn't do this before he had detractors tracking his every financial move. Another area where Wings was one step ahead of Phil.

Just caught up with Phil's charity rant, and it's just hilarious!

Is Phil under the idea that if all the trolls went away, and if he wasn't swatted, and if he wasn't catfished and all that bullshit, he's be dumping hundreds of dollars towards charitable causes on stream and urge his fans to do likewise? He can't seriously be that exceptional.

No, this rant was solely for his few remaining paypigs that innocently believe Phil is eternally destitute and needs help. And to be fair, this was a decent manipulative rant by Phil because he's right that if he tried doing any kind of charity stream, detractors would meticulously pick it apart and shit on him for any slight. Rightly so.

 

[DentSidePhil]

That a "Snatch" reference?

A cultured man I see

 

[JamFlowMan]

The whole point of giving to charity publically is that youre promoting the charity. Phil is either too stupid to understand this, or the likely option is that he thinks only he deserves the promotion. I can imagine him raising more money that he would normally get on a begathon and being pissed he couldn't just keep it.

Didn''t hear the entire rant, but a lot of what i've read makes sense if whenever Phil says "charity" you replace it with "the Sok building a well." While the donations may have been in good faith knowing what we know now Fred definitely did that campaign 100% for selfish reasons.

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

I hope all of the pay piggies empty their wallets into Dave and that he spends it all in one night on sweaty jpeg men, food for his horse and gin, so that he can come back the next day and beg for more. I hope that his financial situation continues to decline and that his alcoholism goes completely off the rails. I hope his cheating whore of a wife become so huge that she ends up on my 600lb life. I hope that this piece of shit gets what he deserves in the end, whenever that may be. I hope that we continue to get more gold dust content from this piece of human garbage. Fuck Phil I hope he dies with a whimper as he sends out one last tweet to 'come by and support the stream if you can'.
Yes, I am mad at the internet.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You can set it up so that a stream or AHN DEMAHND video you're publishing is for charity, then Youtube will set it up so that the charity of your choice gets 100% from superchats (if it's a stream) or all the money made from ad revenue (if it's AHN DEMAND) that the stream/video makes. That's right, Youtube even gives up its own cut (for tax write-offs obviously). But here's the rub, can piggy tell people to only give superchats? Because tips would help those charities the most after all, that's money Phil can donate right away and with tips I don't know if there's any checks and balances like what Youtube has.

EDIT: Also forgot to mention, if you're doing a legit charity stream Youtube labels that it's a legit charity stream and it shows which charity the proceeds of the stream or video go to.

Youtube has several FAQ's for charity streams and donors. Superchats are disabled on official charity streams and the creator still gets the ad revenue. Oh, and content "for kids" is not eligible.

Set up a YouTube Giving fundraiser - YouTube Help

YouTube Giving allows creators to support the charitable causes they care about. Eligible channels can fundraise for nonprofits by adding a donate button to their videos and live streams. Viewers can

support.google.com

YouTube Giving FAQs - YouTube Help

YouTube Giving allows creators to support the charitable causes they care about. Eligible channels can fundraise for nonprofits by adding the donate button to their videos and live streams. Viewers ca

support.google.com

Information for Donors - Google Pay Help

What is Network for Good? Why is my donation directed there? Google partners with Network for Good, Inc. (NFG), a U.S. 501(c)(3) and donor advised fund, to collect and distribute the funds to chari

support.google.com

I'll be surprised if there's no way for a creator to claim something on their taxable streaming entity's filing for at least the cost of the performers time and overhead of the stream. I know that when a business collects money from their customers on behalf of generic "charity" they usually claim the entire amount raised as coming from the business. Rush Limbaugh was notorious for this, for example. Offer up tons of merch and advertise that a portion of the proceeds goes to charity and then claim 100% of those "donations" on EIB's taxes,

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil real is a sad bitter drunk old man, imagine not wanting to give your cat a toy all because your childhood sucked, so his should suck too.

@Piece of Peace taking Phil and his charity diatribe out behind the woodshed. As Piece says, only the truly indoctrinated wouldn't question Phil's words.

Also, for someone who has a business degree, Phil is a fucking idiot when it comes to tax write-offs. Surprising, I know.

Fun times. It's always a blast to see his lie getting bend over by number tism.

This entire incoherent rant only gets worse the more you listen to it.

We all know that Phil is a piece of shit and a stain on the human race, but it's nice of him that he from time to time condenses it into one insane rant. It makes it easy when your friends ask ''why do you dislike this DSP guy so much?'', then you can show then something like this and they go ''Oh. Yeah what a piece of shit, fuck that guy''.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The charity rant and other things like it are why people have so much fun shitting on Phil despite how harmless he really is.
He has all the shiftiness of a corporate mogul or politician but he’s beyond terrible at hiding it.
Worrying about someone looking good by holding a charity drive is something you do when it’s one of your competitors, like if you’re the CEO of McDonald’s and Burger King is giving their food away to African orphans for free.
Phil straight up whines about other streamers as if they’re his competitors and doesn’t realize how fucking evil it makes him sound. He has a stick up his ass about Pewdiepie and Ninja specifically, because they’re the Disney to his Chinese bootleg. Like sure all businesses are competing but that’s not something that’s supposed to be the concern of your fucking fans and consumers.
That’s the side of his “brutal ahnesty” that’s constantly getting him in trouble, he doesn’t realize his problems aren’t other people’s problems. So as he’s whining or gaslighting other people he just genuinely doesn’t get what an asshole he sounds like.
Stay sleazy Phil, that’s what keeps the trolls on you like flies over dog shit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil interrupted by a plane for a minute while fullscreen clown mode. Off to a good start.

Also, LOL Phil saying that you should be extra nice and tip the retail workers. We know he fucking doesn't.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Also, LOL Phil saying that you should be nice and tip the retail workers.

"Tips help my wife immediately. She needs that money. For bills."

 

[NursezillaX]

I'm convinced that Roach's pre-pre-stream is just another example of the outward contempt he has for his viewers. It's actually the only part of his 'pre-stream' that is a pre-stream in the commonly thought of way that other streamers do one: playing some music while they say hi in the chat and finish setting up (although that's when he STARTS setting up). Shockingly, it's as shit-tier as every other aspect of his content.

You'd think someone would want to personalize it by selecting music that they really liked, maybe turn some of their viewers onto a new band or artist (it might even lead to CONVERSATION) but, no, he doesn't like music because he's such a normal, definitely human being. Instead you get the same tired and obnoxious meme songs about him day after day.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Phil interrupted by a plane for a minute while fullscreen clown mode. Off to a good start.

Also, LOL Phil saying that you should be extra nice and tip the retail workers. We know he fucking doesn't.

Absolutely fucking horrific.

 

[actually]

Maybe Phil should be taking notes on how to run a successful charity

Only thing he knows how to run is his mouth, and that bad boy is starting to break down too.

@Piece of Peace taking Phil and his charity diatribe out behind the woodshed. As Piece says, only the truly indoctrinated wouldn't question Phil's words.

Also, for someone who has a business degree, Phil is a fucking idiot when it comes to tax write-offs. Surprising, I know.

@Piece of Peace made an interesting point about part of public charity being getting attention to the charity from people who might not be aware of it (or its function). This is something Phil has explicitly asked for for himself several times in the past: "Tell your friends about me, retweet me". So he wants people to do for him what he thinks is attention-whoring and selfish for actual charitable fundraising. Not remotely surprising.

I don’t understand why Phil doesn’t have a charity stream and just pocket the money. His handful of retarded supporters have proven they don’t care about being lied to.

The supporters wouldn't care, but the resulting stories would get traction as wide as his dick-beating saga. I can't imagine YouTube would want to be knowingly associated with someone who used their platform to defraud.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I know it's an obvious one, but holy fuck Phil takes forever to explain something. Explaining your poll TWICE while including the games that, unless you've been under a rock for the past two decades, everyone knows about. Hey Phil, since you're playing Skyrim, why not get Kat involved? You know, because she's still there, right?

Wait, he's not seriously going to be doing a full playthrough of Skyrim next year?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Wait, he's not seriously going to be doing a full playthrough of Skyrim next year?

He is, a few months ago he has talked about possibly replaying Skyrim. If you thought the Yakuza game streams were extremely boring stallfests that he takes 4 months to beat, just wait until he starts playing Skyrim, I wouldn't be surprised if he plays it for a year.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

it's like his eyes are sealing from the inner coners. Anyway, he seems to be tism-stuck on the roast beast and Christmas cordials.

EDIT - That is one of the most annoying DSP habbits, saying the entire marketing approved trademarked brand name like Elder Scrolls 6: Skyrim. No one I've ever talked to called it that, just Skyrim.

It's like TNG Data is unable to use contractions, DSP-bot 9000 can't talk in short hand.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I know it's an obvious one, but holy fuck Phil takes forever to explain something. Explaining your poll TWICE while including the games that, unless you've been under a rock for the past two decades, everyone knows about. Hey Phil, since you're playing Skyrim, why not get Kat involved? You know, because she's still there, right?

Wait, he's not seriously going to be doing a full playthrough of Skyrim next year?

He has the Abe Simpson ability to tell a story that never goes anywhere.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

it's like his eyes are sealing from the inner coners. Anyway, he seems to be tism-stuck on the roast beast and Christmas cordials

>roast beast

Phil, stop watching The Grinch and get a job. Also, comparing The Forest to Minecraft is pants-on-head exceptional.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Whoa!!! That’s so exciting!! Phil rewards his viewers with THREE different cuisines he can scarf down his disgusting gullet. Awesome man. Get pumped!! And we get to watch him try TWO different outfits, wow!

Phil gets so excited for this stuff. There’s a reason other streams make more - they don’t incentivize wardrobe changes and gluttony.