US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Why are they so hellbent on making him do these events? I assume it’s all about trying to boost his image and keep up appearances so he at least looks like something resembling a US President.

It’s damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don’t at this point. On the one hand, if they don’t put him out there, it draws attention as people wonder where the fuck the president is. On the other hand, if they do put him out there, it’s gaffe-o-rama where people are again reminded that we have a mushbrain for president. Biden is so fucking GONE that the default assumption is that he’s going to fuck up whenever he approaches a lectern. He cannot be relied on to merely give a simple speech at this point.

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Another oopsie-woopsie fucky-wucky from Brandon.
 
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Another oopsie-woopsie fucky-wucky from Brandon.
I said it just the other day, but he just keeps stepping in shit. He can’t help it. Prop him up, give him notes. Give him preselected people to talk to with a script and everything. He just can’t help it. “Black Entrepreneurs don’t have their own lawyers”? Where the fuck did that come from, anyway?

To the person asking why Biden’s handlers keep him doing this shit, it’s because they can’t admit that they were wrong. Biden is President, and more than that, ran as the “return to normalcy” President, so he’s supposed to be able to do all the stuff that “normal” Presidents do. He’s supposed to be showing up at events. He’s supposed to be showing up at disaster scenes. It’s expected, and they know if he doesn’t show up to at least some of these things then tongues are going to wag and they’re going to look like they were wrong so they figure they’ll just brute-force Biden through these events and tell anyone who notices anything amiss to ignore their lying eyes.

It doesn’t work, but the alternative is worse to them because the only alternative is to admit that they were wrong.
 
I said it just the other day, but he just keeps stepping in shit. He can’t help it. Prop him up, give him notes. Give him preselected people to talk to with a script and everything. He just can’t help it. “Black Entrepreneurs don’t have their own lawyers”? Where the fuck did that come from, anyway?

To the person asking why Biden’s handlers keep him doing this shit, it’s because they can’t admit that they were wrong. Biden is President, and more than that, ran as the “return to normalcy” President, so he’s supposed to be able to do all the stuff that “normal” Presidents do. He’s supposed to be showing up at events. He’s supposed to be showing up at disaster scenes. It’s expected, and they know if he doesn’t show up to at least some of these things then tongues are going to wag and they’re going to look like they were wrong so they figure they’ll just brute-force Biden through these events and tell anyone who notices anything amiss to ignore their lying eyes.

It doesn’t work, but the alternative is worse to them because the only alternative is to admit that they were wrong.
I want to add to this, because originally the plan was to only trot him out for special occasions and have the narrative be that he was just too busy making deals with Congress and fixing bad Orange Man's mess.

"But wait!" says anyone with a brain "Lorne said that he has to show for the normalcy angle!"

Yes, and you are totally right on that. The plan was to use Harris instead though. Have her go to all the special events, being the POC Woman for the SJW kudo points. grooming her for 2024, and presenting a fresh 'young' face of the Democratic party to the world.


The problem of course is that harris has a likability just below Super Cancer AIDS. And they never really had a way to recover from that.
 
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The tinfoil-hat brigade is going to go right into orbit over this one. And everyone watching is going to be thinking "Well, They kinda do have a point." It's nothing new as far as the implantable tag goes but who thought this wouldn't look horrible?

ETA: Here's a thread for it.
 
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>nothing of value
except you know, the car.
There is zero overlap between smash&grab junkies and the kind of people who have the skills to steal a car without having the keys, especially new cars where you can't punch the column and everything's electronic. Rinsing the car is also much, much harder than it used to be (if not impossible when it's got GPS in it too) and the whole chop shop thing is also outdated, not that it doesn't exist... but vehicle theft is basically organized crime level now.

The note itself is all kinds of pathetic, it shows how clueless the bugowner is that they put all these words and appeals to emotion for illiterate crackheads to "read". It would suffice to write "NOTHING IN HERE" or "NO VALUABLES INSIDE" and pray for the best (just leave the fucking thing unlocked).
 
Know a guy who has to park in a not-so-great part of the local bigcity.™️ Nothing left in the car, It'll be gone. Doors unlocked so the asshole digging through the car doesn't break a window to get in.

A busted window and TL, DR written on the note would be hilarious. Mean but hilarious.
Bold of you to assume they can read.
 
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