US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Kane Lives]

They think that since media "won" the election for Biden in 2020, they can simply keep using it.

I think there's also a factor of inertia here. They rode hard on the COVID fad, and now faced with either admitting that the virus was a nothing burger (lol), or that vaccines don't work (double lol), they simply doubled down instead and hope they can change reality.

Too bad reality won't change for them.

 

[HumanHive]

I think there's also a factor of inertia here. They rode hard on the COVID fad, and now faced with either admitting that the virus was a nothing burger (lol), or that vaccines don't work (double lol), they simply doubled down instead and hope they can change reality.

Too bad reality won't change for them.

The Vax is about compliance. Facts don’t matter, only your submission to the neoliberal “build back better” order.

 

[X Prime]

The Vax is about compliance. Facts don’t matter, only your submission to the neoliberal “build back better” order.

Correct. And the deal will continuously keep being altered to test your compliance.

 

[Scale Smerch]

It’s like they WANT to crash the economy. I mean, I get why they wanted to last year, but this year? Trump’s not around for the shit from all this to stick to anymore.

Well considering there's a rumour that Erdogan over in Turkey is deliberately crashing the Turkish economy so he can cover up his grift and escape in the ensuing chaos I wouldn't say it's an impossibility. Quite unlikely, yet not impossible.

 

[Oats12345]

what could go wrong
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And how is this not considered going the mind science route exactly?

 

[Terrifik]

And how is this not considered going the mind science route exactly?

because the curve is triple shot for all kids by 2023 or early 2022

 

[mandatorylurk]

Considering the 6th circuit reversed the 5th, which is highly weird in itself instead of just ruling on a case in their circuit to create a SCOTUS verdict, this is starting to feel just like Obamacare’s verdict.

The 6ths faggy ruling basically says anything in OSHA goes, this is just like the issues with executive privilege Joepedo is ignoring to try and get at El Naranja.

 

[X Prime]

Considering the 6th circuit reversed the 5th, which is highly weird in itself instead of just ruling on a case in their circuit to create a SCOTUS verdict, this is starting to feel just like Obamacare’s verdict.

The 6ths faggy ruling basically says anything in OSHA goes, this is just like the issues with executive privilege Joepedo is ignoring to try and get at El Naranja.

It's not surprising. They refused to take it en banc and just so happened to hand it to an Obama appointee, fat white lady Bush appointee, and Trump appointee. Only Trump appointee said no to the mandate.

What you described is exactly what is going to happen, including a repeat of the Obamacare verdict at the SCOTUS level if they even bother to take it. You know I speak the likely truth.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Trust Me I Know]

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vaccine back on the table boys

 

[The Big O]

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Punchable. That is all I have to say.

 

[Blackhole]

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Late and gay,just like Biden

 

[Ita Mori]

From CNN: 11 Democrats who could replace Joe Biden in 2024



This is a horrible list, and I'm speaking as a Democrat without the right-wing politics. Literally who's in a former Rhode Island governor, and the architect of Pork Bill. Then for Midwest shills, we have that lardass Pritzker, and Whitmer?! Chris Cillizza is a winner, indeed.

Lol at Newsom for being so toxic, he isn't even brought up. My money's still on Gav though. Either way, this list is a preview of jokers who are an Obama-phone call away from suddenly jobbing.

Phil fucking Murphy as president is about as likely as DeBlasio as governor of NY.

East-Coasters are delusional. Not even their West-Coast kin like them.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

what could go wrong
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Why, they're not dying fast enough?

 

[Snekposter]

Is there a difference? The uniparty has to be UNIted under some common flag. The observable reality of what was going down with Epstein and the bullshit with Soros and thousands of other "Every. Single. Time." moments. If not them than what?

The flag is $$$. That's it. A motivation as old as time and so color-blind it only sees a single color.

Porsche's tanks had diesel electric drive trains as well. didnt work out the kinks from what i remember.

Behold, rare historical footage of the Porsche diesel-electric drive in action.

(Yes, was about that reliable IRL.)

 

[The Last Stand]

The wagey needs to learn the criminal does it because it fun & cost you the wagey.
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total felting crime states
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https://twitter.com/jokesdepartment/status/1471636896908464131/photo/3

>assuming petty criminals GAF about your situation with a detailed note
>asks them to "kindly try another car"

I almost want to just smash and grab on the principle that THEY voted for this shit to happen.

It’s damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don’t at this point. On the one hand, if they don’t put him out there, it draws attention as people wonder where the fuck the president is. On the other hand, if they do put him out there, it’s gaffe-o-rama where people are again reminded that we have a mushbrain for president. Biden is so fucking GONE that the default assumption is that he’s going to fuck up whenever he approaches a lectern. He cannot be relied on to merely give a simple speech at this point.

Hey, at least they keep their Black status with Biden's graces.

 

[Terrifik]

random from bob burger was at Jan6

 

[Celebrate Nite]

random from bob burger was at Jan6

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Jimmy Pesto is kind of a main character. He's the rival to Bob's Burgers, as his italian resteraunt is across the street from Bob's Burgers. His son is even more of a main character though as he's the one that the autistic older daughter of Bob is in love with.

Have they even been doing any more new shows of Bob's Burgers? This might put a dent in that if thats the case.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The hilarious part about all the lockdowns is one simple thing:

If they'd done these lockdowns, no-fly lists, and keeping infected countries from flying to other countries way back when, you know, BADORANGEMAN(TM) wanted to do it, instead of screaming about how it was racist and fascist, we would have probably beaten Covid in 3-6 months.

Instead, the very people who decried lockdowns and no-flys are now the champions of them.

You think they wanted to beat COVID? Do you have any idea how much bullshit they can push through because of COVID? They can directly cut through the bullshit song and dance of democracy now. I imagine that the CIA and FBI is salivating at the idea of some bullshit like domestic terror laws for misinformation on vaccines.

 

[The Last Stand]

random from bob burger was at Jan6

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I could SEE Jimmy Pesto doing something like that. Life is funny.

Now imagine it not even being HIM...