"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

BrokLesnerd said:
Let me rephrase, then.

You're being too forgiving. To understand these mongoloids, you need to dial Catholic judgement to 11. All any of this is is a performance trying to upset people.

"being too pagan" = too much understanding and forgiveness. Instead of learning about these ancient cults and then examining from a rational position of understanding, you need to try looking at people like Phil the same way Tiper Gore regarded rap music. "OMG they did a thing! Dat bad me mad!!111"

These clowns are doing what they're doing not because they believe in it, but simply to push back against a perceived narrative. Kinda like this song responding to music censors:
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Please tell me you're not going to discuss Phil's Chocolate Starfish next...no one needs that shit right before Christmas.
 
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Ouch! The ΣDGΣ!
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BrokLesnerd said:
Let me rephrase, then.

You're being too forgiving. To understand these mongoloids, you need to dial Catholic judgement to 11. All any of this is is a performance trying to upset people.

"being too pagan" = too much understanding and forgiveness. Instead of learning about these ancient cults and then examining from a rational position of understanding, you need to try looking at people like Phil the same way Tiper Gore regarded rap music. "OMG they did a thing! Dat bad me mad!!111"

These clowns are doing what they're doing not because they believe in it, but simply to push back against a perceived narrative. Kinda like this song responding to music censors:
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And Trent reznor directly
The Dude said:
Please tell me you're not going to discuss Phil's Chocolate Starfish next...no one needs that shit right before Christmas.
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They were my favorite band in high school, but the last good album they put out was results may vary in 03. Listened to their catalog flying from okie to basic in 03. Every thing after, was just complete shit. The more I think about it, all the nu metal bands I listened to as a teenager, haven't released anything good in decades. Hell, Aaron Lewis tours states fairs playing country, I don't know if Staind has played together in ages.

I'll take the off topic ratings now
 
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The Dude said:
Please tell me you're not going to discuss Phil's Chocolate Starfish next...no one needs that shit right before Christmas.
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"If only I would die.

Derp-tastic style.

Jon Vallo,

Take 'em to my sleeping bridge.

Can you feel it?
My de-de-generation.

Get up.
My de-de-generation.

Are you ready? (x3)

Do you know where you are?
Welcome to the jungle, punk.
Take a look around.
It's anti-fa fuckin' up the town.
We dilatin' the bloc-wave,
For all the trannies in the brigade,
Now get ya boots on.
Or maybe you're the one that puked ova,
my tranny barracks,
Well guess who's next.

I'm Latin-X,
I'm fuckin' strange,
Sun don't even shine,
Through my window pane (window pane).

Won't even wipe my own shit,
Post shit about me,
Don't even wipe my own shit,
So keep up your hateration!

I won't,
Won't have a bath and,
I won't,
Won't wipe my as un-
'til you,
Stop fucking laughing at me,
And my retardation.

Hey Kid, take my advice,
You don't want to step,
In my barracks full of shit.
Victoria is drunk,
My bed I abandoned,
Beaten by a drunk,
Until he moved on.

And maybe I am just a little derped up,
Life's just a little derped up.
I'm Latin-X,
I'm fuckin' strange,
Sun don't even shine,
Through my window pane (window pane).

Won't even wipe my own shit,
Post shit about me,
Don't even wipe my own shit,
So keep up your hateration!

I won't,
Won't have a bath and,
I won't,
Won't wipe my as un-
'til you,
Stop fucking laughing at me,
And my retardation.

I won't,
Won't have a bath and,
I won't,
Won't wipe my as un-
'til you,
Stop fucking laughing at me,
And my retardation."
 
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Solid Rasky said:
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Satan Also Hates Antifatfuck Fags who larp as latinos and revolutionaries. The fact that Phil actually thinks this is menacing in any way is hilarious.
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Fucksake, Phil has become a fucking cartoon character. He's becoming more like Chris-Chan every day. He's clown shoes, man.

Also, I'm pretty sure Satan hates everyone. He's the Devil, y'know? And why would cops or anyone else care that Satan hates them? This isn't the flex that Phil thinks it is. He's going for a "God hates faggots" type of dunk and he's just coming off as a clueless fool.
 
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Positron said:
Ouch! The ΣDGΣ!
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I was going to make a joke about how burning down your own Satanic church seems like a dumb idea, but at least two of you beat me to it. *sigh*

Solid Rasky said:
Satan Also Hates Antifatfuck Fags who larp as latinos and revolutionaries. The fact that Phil actually thinks this is menacing in any way is hilarious.
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The scariest part is all the artifacting around Satan.

Phil, I know you read this forum. And while I'd like to just call you a tard and laugh at you, your "art" is the one productive thing you do with life, so as much as it pains me to say so, I think it should be encouraged. I think you deserve some help.

There's no excuse for that white fringing around Satan, especially given that it's a flat color image. I don't know what software you use, but there are plenty of ways to fix that; magic wand tool, Refine Mask/ Decontamination Colors, hell you can even go in and manually paint the edges, if all you've got is MSPaint. It's a flat color background, it'll take you a minute, maybe two; less time than you spent drawing the flames or messing with the filter.
 
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Solid Snek said:
It's a flat color background, it'll take you a minute, maybe two; less time than you spent drawing the flames or messing with the filter.
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Or desperately trying to edit out his derpy tard eyes and replace them with something scary, which didn't work. He probably spent more time on that than the rest of it.
 
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Solid Rasky said:
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Satan Also Hates Antifatfuck Fags who larp as latinos and revolutionaries. The fact that Phil actually thinks this is menacing in any way is hilarious.
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Well yes, Satan probably does hate cops, what with being evil and all. Phil’s doing that thing where he gets a weird idea in his head and assumes everyone else is on board with it.

Also: of all the Satanic iconography out there, he went with the cartoon version that’s Saddam Hussein’s bitch. The one that’s meant to be ridiculous. Imagine being such a pussy that you look up to the version of Satan that gets assfucked by Saddam Hussein.

Also: the balaclava really highlights how misshapen his head is. Look how much higher the eye slot is on one side. And that facial expression is less “Scary Badass” and more “Was that a fart, or did I just follow through?”

What a failure Phil is.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
They chose to depict a Satanic church... on fire. That may not be sending the message they think it is.
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Shhhh! They're being edgy. If they had a moment of clarity it would take away from the fun.

Solid Rasky said:
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The longer this phase of his goes on, the more retarded he becomes. This is one ride I wish never would end.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Yes, Phil, we all know you’re very edgy. I’m just sitting here, waiting for you to start posting gofundme for Hot Topic clothes.
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I wonder why he hasn’t started a gofundme at this point, he already e begs on every post on his instagram so why not just leave a link to his shit in his bio or something. See Phil I’m better than you at your own game!
 
Solid Rasky said:
I wonder why he hasn’t started a gofundme at this point, he already e begs on every post on his instagram so why not just leave a link to his shit in his bio or something. See Phil I’m better than you at your own game!
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I’m too lazy but there was a GFM for Phil that his short lived junkie friend was sharing about 6 months ago.
 
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