Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Captain Manning]

Getting method would imply he's actually having sex and not just simping for twitch thots

No. Getting metooed just means somebody made a claim.

I'm just shocked nobody at TYT came forward against "Uncle Cenk" after it was revealed he was opposed to the staff unionizing. Like Hassan, Cenk is good at talking the talk, but knows the reality of the world is very different. They're both capitalists who want people to believe they're not. Hassan does what he does because he makes a lot of money doing it. They've both managed to pull the wool over everybody's eyes this whole time.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

You aint wrong. Black people (not african immigrants, ironically) fuckin HATE lighter skinned blacks. You can find black people talking about it all over black twitter and youtube. It's a constantly reoccurring topic.

A longtime black friend of mine made me aware of what he called the "paperbag test". I can't remember exactly what the deal was, all I know is it had something to do with comparing someone's skin to the tone of a brown paper bag and if it was lighter than one then that person was hated on for one reason or another. Something to do with them either being too lightskin or not black enough, I don't remember, it was really fuckin retarded.

Whites may fight amongst themselves over ethnic ancestry and hundreds years old feuds, wars and prejudices among Euros, but never have I seen an Italian hold up an object to judge if an Irishman is white enough. We already know the Irish are the niggers of the white race.

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[The best and greatest]

It's not very surprising, to be honest.

In the growing world of far leftism, Hasan is one of the rare ones that doesn't look like the byproduct of inbreeding, meth addiction and mindmelting woke propaganda. He's naturally going to stand out hard and be viewed as some kind of communist ubermensch.

Spoiler: Hasan and Vaush fanclub

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My favorite part about this is you can immediately tell who in this collection is really excited to get their mugshots back like its a school yearbook

 

[Franz Joseph]

Has anyone met or know a Hasan fan irl. What are they like?

He's astroturfed. He's basically a male commie Tomi Lahren, eye candy that spews out utter bullshit.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

N

 

[JustStopDude]

Well, that's just plain wrong. Karl Marx was Jewish and he did nearly destroy the world, but he was openly racist and if anything would have supported whites genociding the other races mercilessly:

Why was he baptized in a church if he was Jewish?


This whole thing with Hasan is hilarious because moving forward, he has to completely tow the corporate line like a good little sellout that he is. So either one of two thinks happens. 1) he alienate his base of angry, failed to launch losers, who think the vanguard of the revolution will be led by basement dwelling incels because he has to curtail the edginess or 2) he oversteps again and gets permabanned.

It's tough I guess to be a soulless whore.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Why was he baptized in a church if he was Jewish?

He was ethnically Jewish (His grandfather was rabbi Meier Halevi Marx), but his father converted to Christianity and Marx himself was a baptized Lutheran.

 

[JustStopDude]

He was ethnically Jewish (His grandfather was rabbi Meier Halevi Marx), but his father converted to Christianity and Marx himself was a baptized Lutheran.

So is there anything that one can't blame on the Jews?

 

[George Lucas]

I think Hasan puts up good content. His reactions are humorous and relatable, and his commentary is always concise yet poignant. Looking forward to his comeback once the ban ends.

Everyone makes mistakes. Let’s not cast stones.

 

[glib]

>calling other people fragile on twitter cause you got banned on your grifting network for a week

I think Hasan puts up good content. His reactions are humorous and relatable, and his commentary is always concise yet poignant. Looking forward to his comeback once the ban ends.

Everyone makes mistakes. Let’s not cast stones.

what lol

 

[whore loving dragon]

what lol

 

[glib]

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communications disruption can only mean one thing

 

[Electric Pence]

He mad.
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Champagne is flowing more than @trigglycuck's juicy pussy in reaction to this

 

[Captain Manning]

Should be obvious, but he's not calling himself white because he genuinely believes it, he just wants a C-word pass

This. 100%.

He looks white enough to where he can pass for white, but he conveniently has Turkish heritage, so he could also probably try claim asian or middle eastern with some legitimacy as well. Turkey is at a weird geographic crossroads of ethnic groups.

In the instant case, it suits him to identify as white. Next week, being a racial minority might be more to his advantage. He was also raised Mulsim, and while he's probably not now (all good commies are supposed to be atheists, after all), he'd likely claim being a victim of Islamophobia if he suited him too.

This whole thing with Hasan is hilarious because moving forward, he has to completely tow the corporate line like a good little sellout that he is. So either one of two thinks happens. 1) he alienate his base of angry, failed to launch losers, who think the vanguard of the revolution will be led by basement dwelling incels because he has to curtail the edginess or 2) he oversteps again and gets permabanned.

I don't think #2 will happen because (for some godforsaken reason) he somehow apparently makes a lot of money for Twitch.

Hassan, like his uncle, is a sellout, but Twitch doesn't really have any deeply rooted values other than making money either. That shit with ferociouslySteph was low-effort virtue signaling that didn't cost the company anything, so they ran with it.

It would not surprise me if Hassan has an understanding worked out with Twitch where they get to temp ban him when he pushes things too far, so as to appear less ridiculous in how they moderate things, but he gets to bitch about it on Twitter (without further recrimination) so as to appear virtuous and brave to his followers. Rinse. Repeat. In the end, he'll come back, and so will his paypiggies.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

To most people that mindset comes across as ridiculous and immature, but Hasan is the product of a very unique environment. He grew up a spoiled rich kid where the only expectation placed on him was that he would graduate from college, after which he was immediately provided a job through nepotism. He’s also a stereotypical frat bro who has likely never had to deal with rejection or bullying on any real level, despite what he may claim. Now he gets paid millions a year to sit around watching reality tv and occasionally saying “capitalism bad.”

He certainly is a product of a unique environment. How many people have an uncle with a popular, online news show who uses his platform to defend his nephew’s actions? No wonder Hasan is so incredibly entitled and reacts poorly to criticism and consequences.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

I think Hasan puts up good content. His reactions are humorous and relatable, and his commentary is always concise yet poignant. Looking forward to his comeback once the ban ends.

Everyone makes mistakes. Let’s not cast stones.

Hasan's content as of late has been him screaming and flipping out anytime he gets called out for his capitalist benefits and that he larps as a Cuban Revolutionary when he really is just a rich faggot Paki that got lucky on Social media. I like watching flip out and get called on shit he doesn't understand but I wouldn't say he unironically puts anything good on the table.

 

[JustStopDude]

don't think #2 will happen because (for some godforsaken reason) he somehow apparently makes a lot of money for Twitch.

There are countless examples in all forms of sports and entertainment, where someone that made a shit load of money for an entity got shitcanned because they became too hot for sponsors or just became too much of a pain in the ass to deal with.

Hasan is not untouchable. And without twitch, he is fucked. He turns into Milo without twitch and Twitter. He audience isn't moving to another platform because it's just easier to switch over to the next new version of dirtbag left shithead waiting in the twitch wings to replace him.

Anybody can get canceled today.

 

[Captain Manning]

He certainly is a product of a unique environment. How many people have an uncle with a popular, online news show who uses his platform to defend his nephew’s actions? No wonder Hasan is so incredibly entitled and reacts poorly to criticism and consequences.

Oh, he reacts poorly to criticism alright. Last time this shit happened, Cenk tried to actually scold his newphew's actions, and Hasan didn't give a solitary fuck.

Note how sorry he is from that video.

I think judging by how that went, Cenk isn't inclined to offer much more than a limp wristed defense on Twitter now.

There are countless examples in all forms of sports and entertainment, where someone that made a shit load of money for an entity got shitcanned because they became too hot for sponsors or just became too much of a pain in the ass to deal with.

Yes, but I don't think Twitch is at risk for losing sponsors over Hasan saying cracker. Otherwise they would have come down much harder.

Keep in mind, the Twitch user with the biggest followers right now is... believe it or not... Olivia Ocasio Cortez.

It is a silly place over there. I think they're giving him a seven day ban simply because they don't want to be arsed to try and make the absurd argument that cracker isn't a racist term.

That's not to say he couldn't push it too far. Like, if he drops an N bomb, then he might very well be looking at a different situation.

Anybody can get canceled today.

True enough, but even accounting for the fact they always eat their own, they've got far bigger morsels to eat before they get to Hasan. Thus far he's acted like a retard "within bounds." Being racist against whitey is a-okay.

That's why I said I think Cenk is gonna get canceled outright before Hasan does. If for no other reason than he's a much bigger target, and they can reason they can reason it'll make TYT even more "pure." Hell, they'll probably want Anna in charge.

 

[JustStopDude]

True enough, but even accounting for the fact they always eat their own, they've got far bigger morsels to eat before they get to Hasan. Thus far he's acted like a retard "within bounds." Being racist against whitey is a-okay.

That's why I said I think Cenk is gonna get canceled outright before Hasan does. If for no other reason than he's a much bigger target, and they can reason they can reason it'll make TYT even more "pure." Hell, they'll probably want Anna in charge.

I don't think that Hasan is necessarily going to be canceled. I think he is going to come down hard on his audience and force them to follow the edicts of his corporate overlords.

I'm willing to bet my house that Hasan has handled getting rapid financial success about as well as the average lottery winner. I suspect he is burning the cash as fast as he is bringing it in so any interruption in the gravy train is very painful.

What will be funny is watching his audience autistically rebelling from the required moderating. Pretty much Hasan has bred and encourage these idiots and he is about to lose control of them.