DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeBoyo]

Feel free to rate late but I HAVE to ask about this. Did piggie really get into a spat with a little girl? That sounds fucking hysterical if so, please hook a brotha up.

 

[Jasper2K]

This would seem like the most logical answer for any business, though Phil seems to "find" long-time viewers who never donated before and suddenly want to give him hundreds of dollars a month.

"Hey phil! I've been watching you for 10 years I remember your castlevania lord of shadows 2 playthrough where you died to that bullshit boss and had trouble with the puzzle. I havn't tipped you or said anything in chat ever. So, Heres 200 dollars thanks for all the great years"

"Oh thanks for the tip onlyicedpenne! *thumbs up* Uhhh I don't remember the boss your refering too. But thanks for the BIG tip *3 hours later* we havn't had any tip in awhile guys we've had few superchats and I appreciate that nyhuhuh but I still need help like now. Tssss *Takes a sip* Okay sounds good?"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

his description of this new thing that just came out of no where. something no one knew about, the brand new thing NFTs was....I think I have brain gout now.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I had to click on a restream and the first thing out of Phil's mouth: "13 years! I'm one of the most prolific content creators ever!" This is why Dark Dave needs to run lawn mowers to stay sane.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil new lore is that he was influenced by AVGN but after becoming a content creator he decided that he won't watch any other content creators (including AVGN) so he was heavily influenced by him but not really because he doesn't watch him,he didn't want to watch any content creators because they could influence him and he wants to be popular for being himself,and after he became a full time content creator he became "a workaholic" and his entire life was and still is work,so he has no time to watch anyone on the internet or have friends or hobbies.

Phil this is fucking retarded you stream like 6 hours a day and 2 of those hours are pre-stream,you are not a workaholic,a part time worker works more than you and your "job" is sitting on a cum couch playing vidya(not hard at all,you are not making food deliveries on a bicycle for 6 hours). He also said that his panel on a convention he went was "filled to the brim with people",in reality there was like 10 or 20 people total if you watch the video.

These pre-streams are just cope sessions where he re-writes history to make himself look good and say he dindu nuffin wrong ever.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil new lore is that he was influenced by AVGN but after becoming a content creator he decided that he won't watch any other content creators (including AVGN) so he was heavily influenced by him but not really because he doesn't watch him,he didn't want to watch any content creators because they could influence him and he wants to be popular for being himself,and after he became a full time content creator he became "a workaholic" and his entire life was and still is work,so he has no time to watch anyone on the internet or have friends or hobbies.

Phil this is fucking retarded you stream like 6 hours a day and 2 of those hours are pre-stream,you are not a workaholic,a part time worker works more than you and your "job" is sitting on a cum couch playing vidya(not hard at all,you are not making food deliveries on a bicycle for 6 hours). He also said that his panel on a convention he went was "filled to the brim with people",in reality there was like 10 or 20 people total if you watch the video.

These pre-streams are just cope sessions where he re-writes history to make himself look good and say he dindu nuffin wrong ever.

Don't forget that during the "workaholic" lore he said that that's the reason his friendship with Rambo and Howard fell through, he saw the time they hung out and made videos together as fun but they saw it as work and started to dislike it. I'm sure it's because of that and not because he refused to pay them what they deserved to be paid.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Yeah but he should have been making at least $3600 if his fans wasn't so stingy, it's Christmas for Petes sake, what happened to to season of giving?

Exactly! Poor Phil, always getting the short end of the stick

Why, if he hadn’t made $2k in that week alone then he wouldn’t have made any money that week! How can we let him live like this

 

[UaineRunei]

I had to click on a restream and the first thing out of Phil's mouth: "13 years! I'm one of the most prolific content creators ever!" This is why Dark Dave needs to run lawn mowers to stay sane.

Yeah... When I heard him saying "People ask me all the time what was my inspiration to be a content creator" I immediately typed !leafblower.

Sorry about that, but it was necessary to my mental health.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

A superchat? Really? This idiot should know better.

Himmler did study agronomy at college.

He was a hard worker, an excellent administrator and was very good at identifying capable people to help him run an efficient organisation like Reinhard Heydrich and Heinrich Müller.

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Nice.

I tried to get a trench coat in here but it looks like a garbage bag. Oh well. Suits him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil new lore is that he was influenced by AVGN

It can't be this same AVGN, can it?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Don't forget that during the "workaholic" lore he said that that's the reason his friendship with Rambo and Howard fell through, he saw the time they hung out and made videos together as fun but they saw it as work and started to dislike it. I'm sure it's because of that and not because he refused to pay them what they deserved to be paid.

They saw it as work because the only time Phil called them up was to make videos only Phil profited off of. He gave Rambo a cut of the video based on the views but only for the first month it was up or something like that. Based on the Rambo Howard podcast he was fine with that until the pull up to make more Project 7 and a new BMW was in the driveway while everybody else, including the editor with a baby on the way, were being paid in "promotion." Actually Rambo/Howard were getting a cut of t-shirt sales which i'm sure were flying off the shelves.

To me it sounds like a pretty good friend to drive to another state to help you make videos for little to no money and only had to call bullshit when you shamelessly flaunted your success in their face, and even then Rambo was more worried about the editor getting paid then himself.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil new lore is that he was influenced by AVGN but after becoming a content creator he decided that he won't watch any other content creators (including AVGN) so he was heavily influenced by him but not really because he doesn't watch him,he didn't want to watch any content creators because they could influence him and he wants to be popular for being himself,and after he became a full time content creator he became "a workaholic" and his entire life was and still is work,so he has no time to watch anyone on the internet or have friends or hobbies.

Phil this is fucking retarded you stream like 6 hours a day and 2 of those hours are pre-stream,you are not a workaholic,a part time worker works more than you and your "job" is sitting on a cum couch playing vidya(not hard at all,you are not making food deliveries on a bicycle for 6 hours). He also said that his panel on a convention he went was "filled to the brim with people",in reality there was like 10 or 20 people total if you watch the video.

These pre-streams are just cope sessions where he re-writes history to make himself look good and say he dindu nuffin wrong ever.

Good thing I saved this image recently.

 

[UaineRunei]

It can't be this same AVGN, can it?

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By Phil's logic, this image is from many years ago therefore it's not a real image and you should apologize with money.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Had the displeasure of checking one of the restreams and noticed Phil woke up today wanting to tell his fans his life story.

One thing just remained abundantly clear, Phil actually thinks he is a well known and important individual. That is how separated he is from reality. He also mentioned how his relationship with John Rambo suffered because Phil is a “workaholic”. That’s definitely a creative way to frame being a greedy pig.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It can't be this same AVGN, can it?

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This image shows that he's a repressed homosexual. He's calling two men that are now happily married a fag.

 

[detractorzer0]

To me it sounds like a pretty good friend to drive to another state to help you make videos for little to no money and only had to call bullshit when you shamelessly flaunted your success in their face, and even then Rambo was more worried about the editor getting paid then himself.

Phil acted so confused by that too. Imagine working on a passion project with a couple of friends and being given nothing, then one guy pulls up in a new Beamer

Also, I forgot that Phil called AVGN and and Nostalgia Critic fags. Will this video pop up on the retrospective?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

By Phil's logic, this image is from many years ago therefore it's not a real image and you should apologize with money.

That is indeed how history works in The Peoples Democratic Republic of Phil.

If it puts him in a bad light, it's the past he has changed and why are you bringing up old stuff.

If he thinks it puts him in a good light (noting ever does but he thinks some things do) it's his legacy and is very relevant because it entitles him to preferential treatment and money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A superchat? Really? This idiot should know better.

Himmler did study agronomy at college.

He was a hard worker, an excellent administrator and was very good at identifying capable people to help him run an efficient organisation like Reinhard Heydrich and Heinrich Müller.

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Pig Heil hat needs flashing christmas lights around the rim.

What the fuck my sides

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU PHIL

EDIT: I just saw the clip, I’m absolutely fucking dying. Big ups to that random 11 year old girl, I would argue she could probably kick the pigroach’s ass if it really ever came down to it

Ultimate troll would be Gogitenks being that girl.

 

[detractorzer0]

Ultimate troll would be Gogitenks being that girl.

You know, a lot of people talk about Gogitenks and he is an admirable foe, but the OG's know that Wonderwaffle is the true final boss.

Online play, only the shitty may apply.

 

[Dona Morte]

Interesting question.
We here have an answer- it's a sock account.