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You don't get a "little drunk" and walk face-first into a stop sign. That's something you do if you're Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas level drunk.
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He’s like that one Christ nut who thinks Starbucks hates Christians and will do anything for them to say Christmas. He such a dick to the workers. I hope get banned from Starbucks for that shit.
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Actuall I really start to think that behavior is deeply embedded in Jack because he was fired from every job he ever held.
Alternatively, maybe it's just Jack being jealous because these people actually have a job (as shitty as this job may be, but at least they have one) instead of a series of dead YouTube channels.
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Wow, he looked like even more of a douchebag when he had yet to gone grey and had slightly more hair on his head. He also has a more evil look to his facial expression here.
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He looks like a serial killer who steps on puppies.
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He also looks like he's going to rip someone's foreskin off with his bare teeth, yummers.
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Oh he was totally a drinker back in the day and wouldn't be surprised if he partook of drugs and other refreshments as well.
A lot of born again types are like that in they always felt something was missing in their lives and filled that hole with whatever they could be it sex, drugs or alcohol. It's also why so many conversion stories happen when these people totally hit rock bottom. They're grasping for anything that will save them. It's also why you rarely hear of the conversion story from somebody who's life was going well. It's almost as it when you're content with your life that believing in God or Jesus isn't really necessary.
But I'm also convinced that Mushbrain was sucking dick and taking it up the ass during that time and it's only since his come to Jesus moment that he transferred that love for dick into food.
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i can't help but think of the BTK killer whenever i see this picture
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Jack would be more tolerable if he was indeed drunk while making these videos - it would at least explain the incoherent rambling, short and irrational temper, poor planning and execution of his videos, and his overall poor health. He has all of the check marks of a chronic alcoholic.
I don't watch a lot of Jack anymore - mostly enough to load his video, down vote, and go to something else. But briefly reflecting on the last couple of years of Jack's aimless content and complete lack of personal development, I also have been in a rut myself - basically rested on my laurels when others around me in my personal kept climbing . Jack has to be frustrated that his life has basically become static - wouldn't it be cool if even in the face of his health issues, he could find some new area for self development?
Sadly, I think what remains is just more Wendy's bacon burgers getting shoved down his throat. But it's never too late to do something for yourself to be better.
I don't watch a lot of Jack anymore - mostly enough to load his video, down vote, and go to something else. But briefly reflecting on the last couple of years of Jack's aimless content and complete lack of personal development, I also have been in a rut myself - basically rested on my laurels when others around me in my personal kept climbing . Jack has to be frustrated that his life has basically become static - wouldn't it be cool if even in the face of his health issues, he could find some new area for self development?
Sadly, I think what remains is just more Wendy's bacon burgers getting shoved down his throat. But it's never too late to do something for yourself to be better.
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Jack says he used to DJ at hip-hop clubs. If that's true, there is a 100% chance of him being a degen in his past.
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Young Tammy looks like Joshimuz.
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I agree with him becoming stagnant, but also I’ve noticed his diet has gone way down hill since the live streams stopped. I figure it’s one of two reasons. 1) He isn’t getting the asspats about his weight loss on the live streams. 2) He doesn’t have to face the questions about the diet on his live streams. Maybe it’s a little of both.
Did you see how many cups of powdered sugar he put in the cum pudding icing? It was 3 OXO measuring cups (at least). That particular measuring cup is 2 cups. So we’re talking 6 cups of sugar at minimum. And that was just that dish. Forget about the multiple sticks of butter that went into the potatoes and other dishes. Also he’s been eating out like crazy. This man isn’t on a diet any longer. And he was supposed to have been 100lbs less by now. He clearly isn’t.
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I've never believed that he lost 30 lbs in the first place, he's what 5'4''? The 30 lbs would've been noticeable on his manlet frame and there is zero difference in his face or bowling-ball gut. His life is just a series of instant gratification with eating, religion, and socialization.
Oh no, I'm getting depressed because I can't get up my arm or my dick, time to stuff my face. Watching church members volunteer and donate during the holidays reminding him that he needs to be pious; posting on Facebook is good enough, right? Then we have blocking, deleting, and his otherwise Orwellian stranglehold on his social media to curate his hugbox. You're all just jealous trolls and haters that don't wanna see a CHRISCHUN MAN win, reeeeee!
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I consider myself a avid drinker and have been hit by a stop sign or 4 from wrestling. For Jack to produce the sound from the sign, he'd have to be going at a pretty fast clip and not pull back at the last second.
For him to not notice a fucking stop sign, he'd have to be significantly drunk.
And who the fuck in Mexico is putting stop signs only 5 feet off the ground? No one in a car's gonna see them!
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Imagine ever drinking after having more than one stroke. As if your brain isn't fucked enough. You don't need alcohol to get fucked when you're on Jack's stroke level.
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It's actually hard to believe that Jack at some point in time wasn't really a mortally obese dude, but just chubby and at least for me it's absolutely shocking that Jack once was able to do bowling.
When I'm looking at him now I a see an morbidly obese bitter man who can barely move anymore and surely can't lace his own shoes anymore.
OTOH, I do not feel pity for Jack, as his life now is the sum of all the wrong decisions he made in both health related and business related things.
To be frank he isn't any better than the soc jus/idpol mob on Twatter he obviously so despises. The only difference is that he can't dye his hair danger blue because of the lack of hair.
Mexico is a signatory state of the Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals unlike the USA which isn't. That means permanent Traffic signs have a standard installation height between 2 meters (~6 ft 6 in) and 2,20 meters ( ~7 ft 2 in), temporarily installed road signs are usually in height of 1,50 meters (~ 4 ft 11 in).
If the story is true he ran into a temporarily installed stop sign. Which is quite embarrassing when you're so sloshed that you can't see a stop sign at that height anymore.
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I still find it funny that Jack proposes this to own Starbucks while still giving them money, that will show them
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It must be really hard for someone who hasn't had a real job in well over a decade to wait for the weekend.
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Maybe they should just yell out KING FAG! instead.
God, if there ever was a person more deserving of a hard kick in the shins.