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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 781 56.8%
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
I like the browser extension which gives you the dislikes back. 🤣
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>microsoft edge
Uhh, herr wilhelm? what the gott-im-himmel-damn are you doing?

But seriously, yeah, any non-potato browser can bring Dislikes back. It turns out, Youtube did fuck all. A lot of Jacko's most recent videos unfortunately have a good ratio.

AnOminous said:
I think it's some kind of reference to anal sex. It's kind of gross he's saying it about God though.
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Actually I think I got it, came to me totally randomly. Pressin' as in, pressin' your hands together to pray. That's my best guess.

If so, it makes a little more sense now, but it's still utterly ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ. It's some peak "how do you do fellow kids!" shit. I wonder if dat boi cali ever put "hashtag PRESSIN" as a lyric in one of his power ballads.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
A bird like a goose you need to score the skin to get it crispy and render out some of that fat. It looks like absolute dogshit and of course he chooses the lowest grade of cognac out there. Granted if you're just cooking with it I get it but FFS it's marked "Very Special" on the label meaning it's a "VS" grade or the lowest grade as far as Cognac goes.
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Kick it up to VSOP and it will do for cooking. You don't want the kind of rotgut you could see a homeless dude drinking on a park bench from a paper bag though.
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
Wow! Quite a coincidence every single video has exactly 5x the number of dislikes as likes! Very legit!
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You're fucking right. I haven't even seen that. Gimme a minute I test that on a video that has no dislike from another channel.

Edit: I just tested it on a video from my channel which has no dislikes and all it did was multiplying the likes by 5.
I deleted that post as it is fake news and I apologize for the fact that I missed that this browser extension did so.
 
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Ok Foodjacks I have a bit of spergery for you. I noticed this in the clawhammer video and didn't think much of it but then saw it again in garbage stew when that video started getting attention again. As a semi-functional alcoholic that cooks a lot, I have a good understanding of what it looks/feels like to pour out an entire 12 oz of bottle of beer, glug-glug style. When Jack does it, it looks to me like those bottles are only half full. Cheers!
 
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Rabid Weasels said:
Ok Foodjacks I have a bit of spergery for you. I noticed this in the clawhammer video and didn't think much of it but then saw it again in garbage stew when that video started getting attention again. As a semi-functional alcoholic that cooks a lot, I have a good understanding of what it looks/feels like to pour out an entire 12 oz of bottle of beer, glug-glug style. When Jack does it, it looks to me like those bottles are only half full. Cheers!
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The IPA he puts in the garbage stew looks full, he may have taken a very small sip. The Clawhammer did look substantially less full, like it had been drunk to right below the neck.
 
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Rabid Weasels said:
Ok Foodjacks I have a bit of spergery for you. I noticed this in the clawhammer video and didn't think much of it but then saw it again in garbage stew when that video started getting attention again. As a semi-functional alcoholic that cooks a lot, I have a good understanding of what it looks/feels like to pour out an entire 12 oz of bottle of beer, glug-glug style. When Jack does it, it looks to me like those bottles are only half full. Cheers!
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i have zero doubt that he sneaks in sips whenever tammy isn't home

i still think jack had a drinking problem prior to marrying tammy and one of her conditions for marrying him aside from jack becoming a "christian" was that he completely give up drinking. we've seen tammy drink on camera a few times back in the day but not jack. of course once they moved to TN and had to fit in with their murder church friends, tammy made sure they portray themselves as teetotalers, but there clearly was a time in the past where tammy wasn't anti-alcohol. just anti-jack drinking
 
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We know Jack was an embarrassing drunk; he remarked upon it in a 2013 interview.

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