Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Yeah, it was his girlfriend's idea and sjw dragged him into it. He hated it completely. This was very clear.

 

[soy_king]

He really is that creepy stoner dude in his late 20s hanging out and giving high school kids weed and alcohol so they'll hang out with him, who seems cool at first until you realize what a fucking loser he is. Except he's closer to 50 than his 20s.

I've said it before, but Dazed and Confused ruined a whole generation of men

Invite on Vito and MrGirl and shoot both of them in the head. I still wouldn't believe his denials but it would be funny.

better do it quick before the Ps become full fledged members of the alphabet soup.

 

[Never Scored]

I remember listening to a show like two years ago when he had Stefan Molyneux on, and he kept talking about “oh yeah I should definitely get on that whole having kids thing”. Neither one of you is getting any younger Dax.

That episode was really weird in general. Molyneux said a bunch of stuff that one would assume Dick would disagree with based on previous episodes, but he never made a peep.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

That episode was really weird in general. Molyneux said a bunch of stuff that one would assume Dick would disagree with based on previous episodes, but he never made a peep.

Either he's cucked or was never with the shit he talks about in the first place.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Either he's cucked or was never with the shit he talks about in the first place.

I have a feeling it's the latter.

 

[soy_king]

Either he's cucked or was never with the shit he talks about in the first place.

nah, dude needs views. His audience is stagnant, so I assume he thinks sucking off Molyneux means an influx of them to his show.

 

[Faalbian]

"So Maddox wrote this tweet, and you see what he said? He said "I think that's a bad ieda". Do you see that? You see that, Sean? This IDIOT doesn't know how to spell "IDEA"!!!! Maybe if he had a SINGLE BRAIN CELL LEFT IN HIS HEAD he wouldn't have transposed the letters "E" and "D"! Maybe this is his way of hinting to us that he has E.D.! You know, erectile dysfunction, Sean? I'll bet he has erectile dysfunction! *guffaw*. Anyway...."

Thought of your comment when I saw this:

 

[Nod Flenders]

Thought of your comment when I saw this:
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It's as if Dick can't let Maddox go, even after the lolsuit.

 

[Stasi]

It's as if Dick can't let Maddox go, even after the lolsuit.

Its like a little kid who says something funny once and sees people laugh and then says the exact same thing over and over again well past the point of it being unfunny and annoying hoping to get the same reaction.

Dick does seem like a massive fucking manbaby so its not surprising he is doing something most people grow out of and learn not to do in their early teens.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

It's as if Dick can't let Maddox go, even after the lolsuit.

The amount of times he tried to start another stupid rivalry with an already defeated opponent* for the sake of continuity was already pathetic.

 

[soy_king]

Thought of your comment when I saw this:
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God dammit Dax, just get a varsity jacket that has Maddox Lost on it instead of a letter, and wear it around. Then you can not only continue your larp as a peaked in high school guy, but your peak will also be infinitely more pathetic.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Thought of your comment when I saw this:
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... I don't get it. Is the joke supposed to be about how Maddox still plays pokemon go? Because a lot of people still play pokemon go.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

... I don't get it. Is the joke supposed to be about how Maddox still plays pokemon go? Because a lot of people still play pokemon go.

That's how removed from regular people he is. He has no idea what's going on outside his own tunnel vision.

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

I scanned the episode to find the results of this. It has been pushed back to next week because Dick "put the call out too late."

Translation: nobody bothered to submit anything.

Anybody listen to the most recent episode? Did this Maddox lost chant thing happen?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Anybody listen to the most recent episode? Did this Maddox lost chant thing happen?

I'd wager it was never mentioned again. Kinda like those last few "crowdsourced ideas".

 

[bffSantaClaus]

Its like a little kid who says something funny once and sees people laugh and then says the exact same thing over and over again well past the point of it being unfunny and annoying hoping to get the same reaction

And we found out he has a shanty of a house and a shit pickup truck

I hate KF. It has destroyed all my illusions about the world. Its like finding out god doesn't exist, but over and over and over. I want back into the matrix

 

[Dick Molesterson]

I swear sometimes Dax is a better parody of himself than I could ever hope to be.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That episode was really weird in general. Molyneux said a bunch of stuff that one would assume Dick would disagree with based on previous episodes, but he never made a peep.

Molyneux, as much as a lolcow he is, is much better at debate than Dax could ever dream of being. Pretty sure Dax is aware of that, despite his inflated sense of self.

 

[Pissmaster]

I swear sometimes Dax is a better parody of himself than I could ever hope to be.

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Dax and his tiny chicken legs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Dax and his tiny chicken legs

Skinny legs, no ass and huge gut are not a great combo. And his tits are probably bigger than Marie’s at this point.