Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Niggernerd]

Great! Now only the rest of the twitch streamers to go.

FTFY

 

[AMHOLIO]

Man, he's gotten more... soy in recent times. Like, his hair being grown out and his beard unkempt makes him look like a normal political streamer.

I am surprised that he has stream lighting that makes him look paler in addition to being slightly more pale than he used to be (or I'm misremembering). I don't know if it is incompetence or an intentional look, and if the later, why? If white people bother him so much, why feed into their beauty standards? Why not tan more?

Whatever the case, I wish him a very happy ban period and a wonderful overblown tantrum. Even if his ban is lifted early, Hasan was left assblasted and that's a success on any day of the week.

 

[Niggernerd]

Poor millionaire now how will he be able to wipe his ass with bills now. Instead of feeding the homeless by volunteering at a shelter our moral superiors should come together and donate to lil ol Hasan.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Remember that fucking Hasan is a god damn Turk. The same cultural group that ran the slave markets and land routes from Africa, India, and the Mediterranean (I won't forget the barbary states motherfuckers). The sheer size of the flesh markets and human suffering they caused easily dwarfs the European triangle trade.

There is some "Cultural history of oppression" for that god damn fucking roach.

And then there’s the Armenians….

StoneToss made a relevant comic:

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All I see on the right is that episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob and Patrick made an oyster cry, “The Smoking Peanut”

Jokes aside, if the goal is to reduce racial division in the US then it stands to reason that all racially divisive language would be penalized. I don’t think anyone should get banned for anything but I will never feel like a hypocrite for laughing at another retard getting hoisted by their own petard

Obligatory?

What pisses me off about Hasan- far more than his community college-level politics- is that ten years ago nobody would’ve given him the time of day. Once upon a time, in order to be popular on the internet, you had to either be funny, be authentic, or have a vagina.

Hasan isn’t funny or charismatic- his voice sounds like he’s got half a burrito stuffed between his cheeks at all times and most of his content is bullshit reactions.

Hasan is also the fakest nigger on the internet. His politics are twitter bullshit, his background is steeped with nepotism and corporate meddling, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. He’s the definition of a rich kid.

His popularity, imo, is a testament to the sanitization of the internet. Zoomers are so used to squeaky clean corporate approved bullshit artists like Lindsay Ellis and hbomberguy that, to them, Hasan doesn’t trip any red flags. It’s actually sad.

That’s what happens when you’re obsessed with image and PR, and also like money. All most people want is what’ll get them in front of advertisers and the people with seed capital.

 

[The Magnificence]

Linus keeps getting more and more cucked.

I know this isn't a Linus thread but why the fuck does he feel the need to get involved with this nonsense at all? He's completely out of the loop both on the subject at hand and from the drama. I knew he built that PC for Hasan a few months ago, did they become friends or something? I just don't get what he's trying to argue here: cracker is said by (hilarious) comedians so nobody should be offended by it? Nigger, Tranny, Faggot, Cunt, etc, are all of those okay as well? I've heard plenty of comedians use those. What's the liberal angle he's trying to preach here? Something something normalization of bigoted language promotes casual racism, right?

IT dork tries to act "woke;" even money he troons out by this time next year.

I mean he broke ToS anyone who works a job in the real world has to abide by company policy or be reprimanded for it why does Hassan deserve to be cut a break. If an uber driver gets fired for calling a client a cracker nobody would say the driver should keep his position as a contractor for the company.

Before Null got banned from Twitter again he made a point that you shouldn't cheer for cancel culture just because it hits the people you hate for once - and I get it, but why does it feel so good when it happens? Hasan and Vaush fell victim to the machine they helped create. Fuck them. Maybe next time listen when we tell you that the system actually doesn't care if you think you're one of the "good guys".

Couple things:

1. It is a slur. A largely ineffective slur, but a slur nonetheless.
2. Using slurs is against his employer's policies.

Simple as. It isn't "cancel culture," it's the rules of a privately owned and operated organization.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I mean anyone pretending to get offended by cracker is a fucking liar but the rules have to be applied universally or not at all.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I mean anyone pretending to get offended by cracker is a fucking liar but the rules have to be applied universally or not at all.

I love that white people have slurs now, if the multinational corporations tell me I’m oppressed it must be true, can I burn down my own city and get away with it yet?

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Still waiting on reparations for when the Ottomans enslaved my ancestors they captured in raids.

...Down 2 Tha Laaaaasssssssssst Roach!!

 

[Cool Dog]

What pisses me off about Hasan- far more than his community college-level politics- is that ten years ago nobody would’ve given him the time of day. Once upon a time, in order to be popular on the internet, you had to either be funny, be authentic, or have a vagina.

Hasan isn’t funny or charismatic- his voice sounds like he’s got half a burrito stuffed between his cheeks at all times and most of his content is bullshit reactions.

Hasan is also the fakest nigger on the internet. His politics are twitter bullshit, his background is steeped with nepotism and corporate meddling, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. He’s the definition of a rich kid.

His popularity, imo, is a testament to the sanitization of the internet. Zoomers are so used to squeaky clean corporate approved bullshit artists like Lindsay Ellis and hbomberguy that, to them, Hasan doesn’t trip any red flags. It’s actually sad.

There was this yank doc from around 2014 I think where they interviewed the first zoomers who were att barely teens and these tendencies of megacorp dick sucking on their part were already the norm. I'll never forget the zoomer who said he didnt know what 'sellout' means. Also how all the kids thought that the most corporate sponsors an EDM faggot like zedd had means he's the best one, not the quality of the music itself

Its funny how zoomers are the hellspawn of the xgen yet they are the biggest corporate whores ever

 

[Jump]

Never forget that time IP2 and KF worked together to help our nigga Stop Speeding stream snipe Hasan. Gave him PTSD and stopped most of the twitch streamers from doing IRL stuff.

 

[Cool Dog]

the bigoted slurs he's fighting so hard against.

Is he? because from where I'm looking at all I see is some talentless bitch who would go back to be a nobody if ranting about racism wasnt a viable career. I would even say he's and other scum like him are actively keeping racism alive because you can't make money off being the solution if the problem its already solved

Consider that he isnt white nor european, he's a turkroach and has a personal interest in channeling all that impotent rage towards whites not only because he might have an elliot rodger thing going on (being rejected by white girls as a kid, now only getting attention from white troons) but because being a turk he has tons of historical baggage and he would rather see lefties focus on dem evul crackas than taking a peek at all the absolute evil shit turks have done

In fact you know what? maybe we should bomb his chat with pics of all the black slaves turks had which were mostly ensalved as kids then got their dicks cut off completely, most dying in the process. This all the way to the 20th century mind you

Lets see how hasan checks his turk privilege after this

 

[Hairy_assburgers]

This originally started because he unironically believes that Communism is an ideology that is fundamentally designed to destroy the white race. and that Israel is secretly supporting global communism while preventing its spread into Israel itself. The guy may be a lot of things, but I'll at least give him credit that he's not a leftist.

I'll take my moais from all you fans now.

I'm a Leftist and if he thinks that, it's a white supremacy talking point.

 

[ManletPower]

I know I'm gonna sound like a tapout wearing keyboard boxing expert but if this is genuinely how Hasan hits the bag I can see why he wouldn't accept the fight.

Putting zero weight unto his punches, I'd be dying to see his foot work that probably sucks. And people usually look good on bags because bags don't hit back.

There's video out there of Sam Hyde punching some pads but fuck, I wish I could find the video again.. There's a boxer named Sam Hyde which fucks up my search results.

I don't watch Sam Hyde but I do remember there was a pad work video he packed a good punch, putting his whole body behind his punches.

Here's him kicking and i know it's all a shit posting show but as someone that trains kickboxing, if he's flexible enough to engage his hips into a kick, he shouldn't have problems putting his body weight behind his punches.

Also didn't he lose like two tug of wars to a bunch of OTK nerds? Well, that's autistic essay for another time.

 

[What the shit]

Hasan, you should eat a Snicker's.

Like that would help his situation. He should just take all the money he’s shilled from his commie fanbase and go off-the-grid.

 

[Scuffed_Jake]

Man, he's gotten more... soy in recent times. Like, his hair being grown out and his beard unkempt makes him look like a normal political streamer.

I am surprised that he has stream lighting that makes him look paler in addition to being slightly more pale than he used to be (or I'm misremembering). I don't know if it is incompetence or an intentional look, and if the later, why? If white people bother him so much, why feed into their beauty standards? Why not tan more?

Whatever the case, I wish him a very happy ban period and a wonderful overblown tantrum. Even if his ban is lifted early, Hasan was left assblasted and that's a success on any day of the week.

IT'S MA'AM

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

IT'S MA'AM

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Jesus he's fat. He looks like he's wearing diabetic compression socks from CVS.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is he? because from where I'm looking at all I see is some talentless bitch who would go back to be a nobody if ranting about racism wasnt a viable career. I would even say he's and other scum like him are actively keeping racism alive because you can't make money off being the solution if the problem its already solved

He comes off as the man who would drop Nigga frivolously had he been born in a different time period. He's closer to baked alaska with ideology, in that he has none and he'll say shit just to get popular. He also seems like he's searching for things to insult others with, to get in a fight, call someone else a name without consequences, & "win" by dabbing on the haters. If he could get away with calling Republicans the hard r or anyone who opposes him a hard word, he'd do it. He likes being right more than his ideology.

IT'S MA'AM

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Yeah, he's gotten pudgy. He was riding off getting his fanbase from his good looks, but man, he better get back on that treadmill soon.

 

[Hatty Hattington]

While I do agree with some of his politics (I'll accept my pieces and trash cans), Hasan always acts like everyone who's sick of his shit is some sort of nazi racist.
He's a manbaby who thinks he's smarter than everyone.

 

[Big Boz]

There was this yank doc from around 2014 I think where they interviewed the first zoomers who were att barely teens and these tendencies of megacorp dick sucking on their part were already the norm. I'll never forget the zoomer who said he didnt know what 'sellout' means. Also how all the kids thought that the most corporate sponsors an EDM faggot like zedd had means he's the best one, not the quality of the music itself

I think this is the doc that's being referring to, if you want to give it a watch.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Never forget that time IP2 and KF worked together to help our nigga Stop Speeding stream snipe Hasan. Gave him PTSD and stopped most of the twitch streamers from doing IRL stuff.
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Who's he?