DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PyroAlert]

So Phil rushed to beat Forza 5 because it had overstayed its welcome.
Then Phil rushed to finish Halo Infinite because the campaign had become unfun and unfair.
Now Phil wants to rush to beat Vice City because GTA is taking too long.
This is even more evidence that Phil hates video games. Who else bum rushes the ends of multiple games in the same weekend? I’m not a 100% complete guy but I’d try to get the most satisfaction out of the game.
These games are all just chores for Phil. He really needs to stop playing games and just do political podcasts.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil is extremely paranoid. I wouldn't be surprised if he's of the mindset that if you turn your PC or console off, it might not start again. Therefore, keep it running forever. If it's not broke, don't fix it, don't do anything at all.

I swear he's said this exact thing before. He said whenever he is forced to restart it takes forever to reboot and he's afraid one day it never will. Could have just been the usual Phil over exaggeration, and this was years ago so I couldn't begin to know where to get a clip, but if believed this in 2016-2017 he must dread it even more now.

 

[cock flavoured seasoning]

. Who else bum rushes the ends of multiple games in the same weekend?

hes got to follow the schedule dood!
also it reeks of a quantity over quality mentality and by next week he'll be begging for money to replace all the titles he bought (and then later pawns and probably fraudulently claims tax back on as well)

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

There’s nobody I want to hear about plans for Christmas more from the guy who allegedly lives in such abject poverty he can’t afford a trip to the zoo

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

So Phil rushed to beat Forza 5 because it had overstayed its welcome.
Then Phil rushed to finish Halo Infinite because the campaign had become unfun and unfair.
Now Phil wants to rush to beat Vice City because GTA is taking too long.
This is even more evidence that Phil hates video games. Who else bum rushes the ends of multiple games in the same weekend? I’m not a 100% complete guy but I’d try to get the most satisfaction out of the game.
These games are all just chores for Phil. He really needs to stop playing games and just do political podcasts.

What is sad is that we all know this but he is so scummy that it can still serve to be infuriating. He can take a great game and make it boring. He can take what should be a nice opportunity for multiplayer experience and make it a shitty single player event.

Phillip is the embodiment of many of the worst aspects of streaming. I would contend that Ethan Ralph fills in the gaps for the rest.

 

[SomeBoyo]

lmfao one of his videos got blocked and youtube didn't process his stream yet or something so he couldn't cut it with the youtube video editor. SO PEOPLE DOWNLOADED THE VIDEO (ILLEGALLY! youtube copyrights the video dood) AND CUT IT FOR HIM BUT COULDN'T SEND IT TO HIM PROPERLY.

also, his potential solution to editing down the video? putting into obs, recording for an hour and then upload that. this guy, I can't. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP

 

[Wasabi Panda]

pop in to see what the piggy is on about today and smug ass "as a matter of fact" look saying he likes lost judgement then it's like he got possessed by a Stevie wonder impersonator weaving back and forth to some beat staring up into the sky as he shits on DoS2, which he said was too long.

Phil, howdy.

It took you as longer to get out of the tutorial as the quickest path to beat the ENTIRE GAME.

so again

shut the fuck up

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Sure Phil here's a couple:

What are you getting for your wife this Christmas?

"Thats none of your business"

What do you think your wife is getting you?

"Thats none of your business"

Why are you taking a Christmas Eve night and all of Christmas off if you have no kids, no family near you, and while claiming to be broke all the time?

"Alright, Yokonama is now banned for insulting me and asking personal questions that have nothing to do with the stream. So, fuck you. No, seriously, FUCK YOU.""

Did you get your wife's boyfriend a xmas present?

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Sure Phil here's a couple:

What are you getting for your wife this Christmas?

"Thats none of your business"

What do you think your wife is getting you?

"Thats none of your business"

Why are you taking a Christmas Eve night and all of Christmas off if you have no kids, no family near you, and while claiming to be broke all the time?

"Alright, Yokonama is now banned for insulting me and asking personal questions that have nothing to do with the stream. So, fuck you. No, seriously, FUCK YOU."

As the 'entertainer' expecting people to hand you money, I'd say it is your responsibility to bring topics to your stream to talk about. Lazy fuck.

 

[YokuNama]

As the 'entertainer' expecting people to hand you money, I'd say it is your responsibility to bring topics to your stream to talk about. Lazy fuck.

To his defense, what the hell is he going to bring up? He literally does nothing but play video games, and he can't talk about when or where he goes too much because he has to put on the façade of being broke.

I mean the guy literally Instagram'd a photo of the smallest cut in the world and talked liked he sliced off a finger.



If that was the most exciting thing to happen after his previous post (which was almost 2 months before and it was of Jasper crawling up the TV), then this guy desperately needs his fans to provide entertaining topics for his stream because he literally has nothing to talk about.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I agree. I just like pointing out how pathetic he is.

 

[Dona Morte]

GIB money so I can put clothes ON for you.

SO MUCH nonsense today.
Still explaining to us how we should not take people for granted.
Money buff achieved.
Stream can begin.

 

[NynchLiggers]

To his defense, what the hell is he going to bring up? He literally does nothing but play video games, and he can't talk about when or where he goes too much because he has to put on the façade of being broke.

I mean the guy literally Instagram'd a photo of the smallest cut in the world and talked liked he sliced off a finger.

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If that was the most exciting thing to happen after his previous post (which was almost 2 months before and it was of Jasper crawling up the TV), then this guy desperately needs his fans to provide entertaining topics for his stream because he literally has nothing to talk about.

This is relevant to him since he is close to getting the beetus and he is scared of losing his finger?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Yup PP proving I'm not a real FG fan once again. I've seen nothing but praise for DnF Duel, (it's really fun actually) the only issue people have is there was no training mode and some people are crying cause easy inputs but the game itself is being praised as being really fun. The netcode is amazing.

On planet Gin-gout aka in his head EVERYONE is saying it sucks, including justin wong, cause you can do an infinite (it's not an infinite but someone found a loop Mr FGC doesn't know the difference between a loop and an infinite) and a guy has guns and is super cheap. The game doesn't work, it's unbalanced and broken.

Phil, again.

please, just shut up. You're like a flat-earther of video games, you're like the person who still thinks the sun rotates around the earth cause one youtube video said so. You're an idiot.

 

[kebab4you]

I do not understand how he can stand himself talking in circles for hours on end. My brain would short circuit if I never got to the fucking point I wanted to get across.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You're like a flat-earther of video games

lol. So accurate. There isn't a conspiracy he doesn't love.

 

[JimiHendrix]

don't think this really needs to be said, but phil is not having sex. just straight up not having it.

when i first met my ex, he and i were having sex like, 3-4 times a week, sometimes more.

as i'm sure many people can attest here, when you first meet someone you like, you have sex a lot. especially at the start of the relationship. that's just how humans are.

i doubt phil even seen kat naked if i'm being honest.

the other thing is, phil is a massive retard with a fixed schedule he follows to an autistic degree. sex is rather spontaneous. i mean, i don't know about you kids but it was for me. we don't plan out when to have sex, it just happens. i think that alone obliterates any chance of phil ever having it.

 

[SojiroSakura]

don't think this really needs to be said, but phil is not having sex. just straight up not having it.

when i first met my ex, he and i were having sex like, 3-4 times a week, sometimes more.

as i'm sure many people can attest here, when you first meet someone you like, you have sex a lot. especially at the start of the relationship. that's just how humans are.

i doubt phil even seen kat naked if i'm being honest.

the other thing is, phil is a massive retard with a fixed schedule he follows to an autistic degree. sex is rather spontaneous. i mean, i don't know about you kids but it was for me. we don't plan out when to have sex, it just happens. i think that alone obliterates any chance of phil ever having it.

Khet: hey babe, wanna do it?
Phil: Oh my god you mouth drooling morahn, *zoom in* NO! It's not on the schedule! Why would I do something that's not on my schedule? Fucking idiots, what can I say.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Khet: hey babe, wanna do it?
Phil: Oh my god you mouth drooling morahn, *zoom in* NO! It's not on the schedule! Why would I do something that's not on my schedule? Fucking idiots, what can I say.

phil wouldn't give his fucking cat an early christmas gift and some people here question if he's whipping it out in the moment or not