Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[KiwiFuzz]

I peak every damn day.

Like for all the absolute effort that trooning out involves, how the fuck can this chomo sit there and act like his inability to have kids through either sexy times, adoption, or marriage is anything other than his own damn fault?

I'm going to tattoo I FUCK KIDS across my forehead and go down to the foster care agency and when they won't give me a kid I'm going to blast them on Twatter because clearly their refusal to give me a kid can't possibly be a logical outcome of my own shitty decision-making process.

The decision about whether or not to have a kid is literally the most important decision a woman can make, and this asshole expresses the same level of dismay that he would exhibit in not being able to afford a new Omicron or whatever the fuck while not realizing that he would be a terrible father because he is selfish.

And I will powerlevel here but this year has been BRUTAL in my family, with one cousin struggling with infertility and another cousin losing a baby in childbirth.

Go get off your fucking ass and feed a fucking alpaca or some shit and then tell me about your desire to nurture another creature at your own expense.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Kevin diabetes arc when?
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Small stash of candy?

Shiver me timbers
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COPE
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“I literally can’t have kids at all because I don’t have the gonads I was born with anymore. If you think that’s my fault in ANY WAY, that my sterility was in my power to stop or delay…”



You guize, we should stop making fun of Kevin. I, for one, had NO IDEA that someone had broken into the tranch and forcibly removed his testicles without his consent. I mean, it’s not like he went to his doctor, requested that they remove his testicles, had his therapist write a letter so that his insurance company would pay his surgeon, had several pre-surgery appointments with his surgeon, and then traveled to the hospital under his own power, willingly submitted to surgery, and then relentlessly tweeted about getting fucked in his new vag, and how he doesn’t have to bathe anymore because no testicles (?), right?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I did it! I made it through this entire thread.

Jesus Christ, I would kill myself if I had to read Kevin’s horny/cope and all the seething from the farmers that ensued over the course of nearly 1800 pages. Tbh I just jumped right in with the thread and let the other farmers educate me when they’d reminisce about prior acts, such as “hey remember that time when Wedge blew his asshole out?” or “lol kevin coped about x and then did y”. Granted, this form of getting into the thread made it hard for me to figure out which one was Neck, which one was Wedge, and which one was Rioley, but I figured it out in due time.

Also, I’m not even going to comment on Kevin’s weird rant (not even calling it a cope) about how he can’t have children because his genitals were removed but it is not his fault whatsoever. I’ll let you all do that for me.

 

[0 0]

Thank you, unnamed mod.

I don't know about you guys, but I'll take having a small, crusty soul over having a small, crusty amhole. [L/A]
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More consooming. [L1, L2/A1, A2]
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Spoiler: kevvie's new switch game

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I like how Kevin will say he wants to get pregnant when it's something which sexually arouses him, and explicitly states he doesn't actually want the child that comes with it, but the moment he gets made fun of for it, he suddenly wants the kid and it's a matter of empathy.

He's not fooling anyone.

Shiver me timbers
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I don't have any commentary for this, I just want to repost this for anyone who missed it because this is insanely funny. I'm slamming this into the OP.

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin diabetes arc when?

I'm not a doctor and know little to nothing about Diabetes, but is it at all possible that Kevin could develop what Onlyusemeblade developed on his legs inside the Amhole?

 

[BlerdBjern]

I don't know about you guys, but I'll take having a small, crusty soul over having a small, crusty amhole. [L/A]
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More consooming. [L1, L2/A1, A2]
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Spoiler: kevvie's new switch game

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But.... Balan Wonderworld was ass though?

why would you buy that?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Kevin diabetes arc when?
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Let's be real, he will way more likely die of a heart attack or stroke. Higher estrogen raises the amount of fat and cholesterol in the bodies of cis women, who naturally are made to have more body fat. Taking any kind of hormones or estrogenic substance can be harmful to ciswomen, who are made to have more fat in their bodies than a man.

Now take the risk and triple it because the person taking those hormones is a man. A man whose genetic make up isn't made to carry more fat pockets. Whose body organs don't need the same amount of fat. Then make that man a fat greasy bastard who lives on grease and sugar and Twitter drama.

This motherfucker will, without doubt, have atleast one, if not multiple clot related conditions. There's no fucking way anyone with a y chromosome can take HRT and not be at high risk of heart attack or stroke. Even natal women that take estrogen have a high risk factor of stroke.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Kevin eroticizes pregnancy because he doesn't understand it. Same reason he eroticizes being a woman. He doesn't understand it.

 

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But.... Balan Wonderworld was ass though?

why would you buy that?

For a normal person, sick curiosity.

For Kevin, because it has a price tag and this money isn't going to spend itself.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

But.... Balan Wonderworld was ass though?

why would you buy that?

the coom knows no bounds nor standards. he's probably going to load it up for like 10 minutes before getting bored (or sucking too hard at a garbage children's game) and putting it permenantly on the shelf.

...hell that might be giving him too much credit, it might just be going straight to the shelf lol.

 

[Right Behind You]

Reading up on Kevin and his orbiters (plus all the ones on twitter yelling at JKR to kill herself or whatever) makes it so obvious that allowing trannies to hitch their wagon onto the LGB cause was clever on their part. We allowed these people to commandeer our movement and made normies think that we are on the same team.

I was completely oblivious to this nonsense before CC, Yaniv, and Kevie opened my eyes (PL: I’m not part of the LGB community and luckily have never met a tranny) but I’ve since started reading more about it. Helen Joyce’s book, Trans: When Ideology meets Reality, goes pretty in-depth into how the troons coopted the LGB movement. It’s worth a read.

I peak every damn day.

The farms are a wonderful place.

 

[AGPinochet]

why would you buy that?

CONSOOM
Also to cope with being a fat Neo-Eunuch Incel

 

[Lubby Smith]

I can't find it in the thread right now, but Kevin has expressed before that he doesn't enjoy the idea of getting pregnant because he likes the idea of giving birth or nurturing a child. He wants to get pregnant for the sake of getting pregnant because it's part of his breeding fetish.

Indeed, here are but a few choice examples from the voluminous Book of Gibes.







And a somewhat related bonus.

I applaud your choice, Kevin. "Grifting consoomer, degenerate eunuch, groomer" fits you way better than "father".

 

[Fetish Roulette]

But.... Balan Wonderworld was ass though?

why would you buy that?

I can only assume Kevin think his extensive real-world experience with mental illness translates into skill at a game about mental illness.

 

[Hog]

Yeah I don't doubt for a second that Kevin isn't a pedo

 

[ayotochin]

Kevin also has admitted to feeling envious of what he perceives little girls’ childhoods to be like. He has used this to justify why TiMs are valid in engaging in blatantly pedophilic ageplay. Someone like this is obvi not rooted in reality and he is one of many.
(this ‘peaked’ my peak, edit for clarity!!)

 

[AMHOLIO]

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I was about to say "what the fuck Penny that's a sign of an eating disorder" but then I realized the lived in a house with a lot of people coming in and out, and leaving your snacks in the kitchen could mean that someone else would take them. While not really a big deal in most households, you'd be having to buy bags of candybars to keep all the troons happy and not grabbing at things. Kevin would also shriek if something HE bought was DESTROYED by someone else so I would say it is a sign of sense (to not share all snacks so people buy their own) and hoarding behavior (obvious).

Also lol why post someone's stash dude? You're gonna have to make Kevin move it so no one takes his things!

Go get off your fucking ass and feed a fucking alpaca or some shit and then tell me about your desire to nurture another creature at your own expense.

You're getting a little MOTI, but it is understandable. Make sure to take breaks from Kevin and anyone else who makes you furious, they're not worth getting your day ruined. I hope your family and you experience a better year in regards to everything next year, and a swell holiday if you can manage it.

Indeed, here are but a few choice examples from the voluminous Book of Gibes.

Kevin's so massively retarded that even if he could get pregnant, he'd fuck up the health of a baby with his weed and diet. Theoretically he could help be a surrogate (which would be a dream job because it means he does nothing aside from being pregnant) but lol, he would not take care of himself or the baby, and the parents would be fucking pissed. He'd probably use it to double his weight and an excuse to continue to not do any work around the house and do even less work in general. But again, any baby he'd "birth" would give him and the child massive fucking health problems.

He doesn't want the responsibility of a child, he just wants to sit around and get SO many complements for the hard work of carrying a baby and the adoration & pampering and feeling of being full from eating (not what pregnancy feels like). He doesn't want to raise a new human, he wants to feel important without doing much (lol that's not how pregnancy works but it is from his perspective I'm guessing).

I'm trying to say Kevin is retarded and he'd get nowhere even if it was medically possible for him. He puts on his own clown show daily

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm not a doctor and know little to nothing about Diabetes, but is it at all possible that Kevin could develop what Onlyusemeblade developed on his legs inside the Amhole?

No. There's plenty of fucked-up horrific shit that could happen to the inside of his AM HOLE but a diabetic ulcer isn't one of them.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

I don't know why--of all the degenerate shit I've seen on these here Farms,-- the troon pregnancy fetish really fucking skeeves me out. It's just too fuckin much, man. Can't these weirdos stick to their babyfur shit?

Also notice how at once Kevin wants to be pregnant AND be a baby. He would make a fascinating subject for psychoanalysis. He's like the Ur-Troon. The perfect AGP

We may be going to hell in a bucket, baby, but at least I'm enjoying the ride

 

[Old Fart]

Didn't I read somewhere that teh Kevin not only has a pregnancy fetish, but also an abortion fetish?