Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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jack is claiming he was invited to "star" on a cooking show and he is speculating that the unnamed host is guy "fiery" who he doesn't respect for some reason (after praising him for years when he tried jack's sauce at the swap meet)

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Putting an ale in a chili seems like a really bad idea to me, honestly. I'm sure I could be proven wrong but I drink a lot of ales and the bitterness of them and their broadness of flavor really seems more like a complementary flavor rather than one you'd integrate. I love a pint with a Ploughman's or a pie, but whenever it's mixed in it always tastes imbalanced. Can't imagine it in something as complexly-flavored as chili.
It's weird gastro-science, but IPAs compliment spicy foods, and the more bitter/higher ABV your beer has, the more flavor you get from the capsaicin.

There's stuff you have to add to balance out chili for sure, and Jack's answer is somehow always adding more heat.
 
jack is claiming he was invited to "star" on a cooking show and he is speculating that the unnamed host is guy "fiery" who he doesn't respect for some reason (after praising him for years when he tried jack's sauce at the swap meet)

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I'm pretty sure Guy Fieri is higher paid than Gordon Ramsey. I think I read somewhere that he is one of if not the most high earning TV Host in the business.
 
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jack is claiming he was invited to "star" on a cooking show and he is speculating that the unnamed host is guy "fiery" who he doesn't respect for some reason (after praising him for years when he tried jack's sauce at the swap meet)

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"I don't do food competitions" Yeah, I wouldn't either after losing so many of them, including one on national television. Sorry, I don't believe you Jack, nobody would invite you on a show even to make fun of you, for the same reason Russell Greer will never get invited onto America's Got Talent: nobody wants to look like they're making fun of the "challenged".
 
jack is claiming he was invited to "star" on a cooking show and he is speculating that the unnamed host is guy "fiery" who he doesn't respect for some reason (after praising him for years when he tried jack's sauce at the swap meet)

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A lot to unpack here, but we're supposed to believe Jack was invited to a show on Food Network and he's speculating it's Guy Fieri? He's also insinuating that Guy Fieri isn't beloved and although he knows nothing about him, Jack doesn't respect him because he walks around in a large group? What is this mush-brain logic?

He's still so salty 11 years later that Guy Fieri didn't "get back to him" about his shitty BBQ sauce, who holds a grudge for that long? Guy Fieri was actually kind enough to talk to him and try his sauce in that video too:


Jack was creaming his panties while meeting him and this video is still on his channel, so don't buy his BS comments about him now.

So basically, Jack is still raging over Guy Fieri years later over this interaction and making up stories just to have an excuse to bitch about him. Pretty sure the consensus on Guy Fieri is that he's well-loved and also respected, maybe instead of complaining on FB he should be a Chrischun™ and do some charity work, like when Fieri raised $25 million for workers affected by the pandemic. So get fucked, Jack.

There is no way anyone is inviting Jack to go on television, his views are the lowest it's been ever, and with minimal research on YT any intern can see hundreds of videos titled: Jack Scalfani chokes his son, Jack Scalfani wants to napalm the Palestinians, Jack Scalfani is the worst chef on YT, and Jack Scalfani eats pink chicken.

Maybe a decade ago I could see this, but in 2021 when he's competing with Babish, Joshua Weissman, Sam the cooking guy, Ethan Chlebowski, Adam Ragusea, etc., there's just no fucking way.
 
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Putting an ale in a chili seems like a really bad idea to me, honestly. I'm sure I could be proven wrong but I drink a lot of ales and the bitterness of them and their broadness of flavor really seems more like a complementary flavor rather than one you'd integrate. I love a pint with a Ploughman's or a pie, but whenever it's mixed in it always tastes imbalanced. Can't imagine it in something as complexly-flavored as chili.
Actually it works pretty well but it depends on the ale. Experiment and give it a try sometime.

jack is claiming he was invited to "star" on a cooking show and he is speculating that the unnamed host is guy "fiery" who he doesn't respect for some reason (after praising him for years when he tried jack's sauce at the swap meet)

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I think he's the only guy I know who hates Guy Fieri. Even if I'm not a fan of his show, I've heard nothing but good things about him personally.

So basically, Jack is still raging over Guy Fieri years later over this interaction and making up stories just to have an excuse to bitch about him. Pretty sure the consensus on Guy Fieri is that he's well-loved and also respected, maybe instead of complaining on FB he should be a Chrischun™ and do some charity work, like when Fieri raised $25 million for workers affected by the pandemic. So get fucked, Jack.
"Raise money for workers when there's Help Wanted signs all over town? Clearly they should help themselves first! :smug:"
 
jack is claiming he was invited to "star" on a cooking show and he is speculating that the unnamed host is guy "fiery" who he doesn't respect for some reason (after praising him for years when he tried jack's sauce at the swap meet)

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Someone's super fucking desperate to gain some narc supply and to feel good if they're reduced to BLATANTLY lying about deals that will not happen with his dead as hell channel.

The Jack of 5 years ago making this lie would only be looked at in askance, since he has gotten on TV before due to desperately applying but that's it. It's pretty out there and probably bullshit, but there'd be a nonzero chance there'd be some truth to it, since he is the man who cried in front of hundreds of thousands on TV because three guys did light interrogation on his business and YT channel. The Jack of now is laughable. Holy shit the only person he's trying to fool is himself, since not even his unironic fans will buy this shit.
 
guy must have made a pro-vaccine comment or something, because jack has always gushed about the time he tried his sauce

his comment about how guy was walking around with his "entourage" is odd. if you go back and watch the video where jack meets him, it looks like he's just walking around with his family. seems like nothing more than the failed youtuber seething as usual. quit lying, jack. its not very christian
 
A lot to unpack here, but we're supposed to believe Jack was invited to a show on Food Network and he's speculating it's Guy Fieri? He's also insinuating that Guy Fieri isn't beloved and although he knows nothing about him, Jack doesn't respect him because he walks around in a large group? What is this mush-brain logic?

He's still so salty 11 years later that Guy Fieri didn't "get back to him" about his shitty BBQ sauce, who holds a grudge for that long? Guy Fieri was actually kind enough to talk to him and try his sauce in that video too:
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Jack was creaming his panties while meeting him and this video is still on his channel, so don't buy his BS comments about him now.

So basically, Jack is still raging over Guy Fieri years later over this interaction and making up stories just to have an excuse to bitch about him. Pretty sure the consensus on Guy Fieri is that he's well-loved and also respected, maybe instead of complaining on FB he should be a Chrischun™ and do some charity work, like when Fieri raised $25 million for workers affected by the pandemic. So get fucked, Jack.

There is no way anyone is inviting Jack to go on television, his views are the lowest it's been ever, and with minimal research on YT any intern can see hundreds of videos titled: Jack Scalfani chokes his son, Jack Scalfani wants to napalm the Palestinians, Jack Scalfani is the worst chef on YT, and Jack Scalfani eats pink chicken.

Maybe a decade ago I could see this, but in 2021 when he's competing with Babish, Joshua Weissman, Sam the cooking guy, Ethan Chlebowski, Adam Ragusea, etc., there's just no fucking way.

LMAO. He doesn't respect Fiery because he walks around with an entourage of 8 people? Last I remember, Jack grazes around with a herd of cows and steers.

Jack jerked off to Fiery every night. What a fucking cunt? I thought Christians don't judge.
 
Jack got angy in the comments of his stupid Guy Fieri post. He's so stroked out he honestly thinks that the production crew strong-arms the restaurant owners into shutting down for a day to be on the show. The concepts of free advertising for their business and probably being paid to be on the show are foreign to him, since his business didn't see any improvement after his spectacular failure on West Texas Inventors Club.

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Actually it works pretty well but it depends on the ale. Experiment and give it a try sometime.
I like a stout. Kalamazoo Stout is a pretty good one for stews and reduction sauces. I'd also usually reduce it a bit for chili if I don't want to make it all soupy with too much liquid. I don't really see much point in getting too fancy with it, though. Cooking with beer really simplifies its flavor profile so it's a waste to use some fancy craft beer.

For a lighter flavor, I'd use something like Corona. It beats drinking it.
 
Jack got angy in the comments of his stupid Guy Fieri post. He's so stroked out he honestly thinks that the production crew strong-arms the restaurant owners into shutting down for a day to be on the show. The concepts of free advertising for their business and probably being paid to be on the show are foreign to him, since his business didn't see any improvement after his spectacular failure on West Texas Inventors Club.

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fatty will delete the post any second now like he always does when someone disagrees with him

i love how in his last comment he suddenly accuses others of assuming guy is the host when he was the one who literally brought it up right off the bat
 
I think he's the only guy I know who hates Guy Fieri. Even if I'm not a fan of his show, I've heard nothing but good things about him personally.
Jack is an absolute cunt. He was practically sucking the guy's dick when he actually met him. It just goes to show how treating Jack as anything other than the mammoth choad he is is a complete waste and he'll still shit-talk you. This is the kind of thing I think of when I see this sanctimonious sack of shit posting his dumb Christian bullshit with that shitty bitmoji.

Also it's amazing how poorly he's aged in just ten years since that video.
Ladies and gentlemen, mayonnaise cake.
God I hate when this fucker cracks eggs by smashing them together. What the fuck even is that?
"I don't do food competitions" Yeah, I wouldn't either after losing so many of them, including one on national television. Sorry, I don't believe you Jack, nobody would invite you on a show even to make fun of you, for the same reason Russell Greer will never get invited onto America's Got Talent: nobody wants to look like they're making fun of the "challenged".
Those Texans had no problem mocking him right to his face when he started crying like a pussy after completely failing on their show.
 
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Jack got angy in the comments of his stupid Guy Fieri post. He's so stroked out he honestly thinks that the production crew strong-arms the restaurant owners into shutting down for a day to be on the show. The concepts of free advertising for their business and probably being paid to be on the show are foreign to him, since his business didn't see any improvement after his spectacular failure on West Texas Inventors Club.

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wow, jack is jealous over guy. kind of funny. imagine getting upset about a guy who eat food on the food network. jack, that's fuckin sad
 
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