Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Damien Thorne]

Enjoy...

The idea that he believes those whores cared about him would be truly tragic if it were anybody else but him.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I wonder if someone is going to have to explain to him what arbitration is. He probably doesn't understand he can't appeal a ruling dismissing his suit and sending it to arbitration (can he?), and that his usual MO of whining about his plights won't be tolerated.

He absolutely can appeal a ruling dismissing his suit and sending it to arbitration, just like he can appeal any other ruling. Doesn't mean he'll win.

 

[Pee Cola]

God, out of all the places he could've had a glaring typo

I don't think it's a typo. I suspect it's something Russhole would actually say.

 

[Tinten]

The real question is.. What's a better nickname: "Pipsqueak" or "Magical Star Buddy?"

 

[DennisReynolds]

I appreciate the legal spergs for keeping this thread interesting and giving us something to ponder on amongst all the boomer faggots shitting up the thread with song parodies etc. But what I really wanna know is if anyone is savvy enough to pull his unlisted audition video, that has got to be pure fucking gold

 

[BluntyBitch]

I appreciate the legal spergs for keeping this thread interesting and giving us something to ponder on amongst all the boomer faggots shitting up the thread with song parodies etc. But what I really wanna know is if anyone is savvy enough to pull his unlisted audition video, that has got to be pure fucking gold

I hope he used multiple cameras and like zoomed in slowly on his tarded keytard fingers, in that inspirational cinematography kinda way, as they bump the keys next to it because he can't do proper piano key intervals with his fucked up stuff hands, and as the song picks up he starts banging them hard Like a thrashing and throws his tarded head back in rocking tarded ecstasy, while ignoring the actual musicians be hired since they're not the main show , and at the end he smashes his keytar

 

[BlerdBjern]

L O fucking L. My god. I want that passage engraved on my headstone. That is the most incredible thing I have ever read in my entire life. I can't even begin to start picking it apart. Just wow.

I will say one thing, prostitution should be legal. What consenting adults agree to should be none of the government's business. That said, good luck citing Canadian cases and UN opinion pieces in Utah courts.

But back to that passage... HE FRENCH KISSED A HOOKER. WHAT THE FUCK. How do you kiss a hooker? Condoms or not she's sucking a dozen dicks a day easy. Also... the mental image of Russ kissing with those saggy lips. Jesus.

Don’t you know Russ is also into dudes, the taste of dick on the hookers lips and in her mouth just makes him harder

 

[Kumquat]

I appreciate the legal spergs for keeping this thread interesting and giving us something to ponder on amongst all the boomer faggots shitting up the thread with song parodies etc. But what I really wanna know is if anyone is savvy enough to pull his unlisted audition video, that has got to be pure fucking gold

Someone posted a video of Russell going over what his "act" would be. I'll go try to find it. It's not the audition itself, but it's still just as delightfully cringe-inducing as I imagine his actual audition to be.

Don’t you know Russ is also into dudes, the taste of dick on the hookers lips and in her mouth just makes him harder

Russell is Russexual. Like every other narcissist, he doesn't care about who his partner is, as long as they give him what he wants. I've no doubt he'd happily get nasty with some handicapped black transgender nonbinary person if it meant he could get something out of it. He only thirsts after women publicly because he views them as a prizes to be won and status symbols. After all, you can't be a cool, studly law-man if you don't have a hot trophy wife who worships the ground you walk on.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

've no doubt he'd happily get nasty with some handicapped black transgender nonbinary person if it meant he could get something out of it

If the handicapped black transgendered nonbinary person called him a studly legal eagle, praised his songwriting skills, agreed that Taylor and Katy are rancid whores who are just purposely discriminating against a disabled Lothario, and told him that his book should be part of Oprah's book club, Russell would absolutely get it on with hym.

 

[Constellationzero]

The real question is.. What's a better nickname: "Pipsqueak" or "Magical Star Buddy?"

YES!

(Real answer)

 

[RembrandtCourage]

The real question is.. What's a better nickname: "Pipsqueak" or "Magical Star Buddy?"

Pipsqueak. Always pipsqueak. He's both a physical and mental midget and it has ALWAYS rankled him, from his stubby height to his stubby fingers to his stubby intellect all the way to his stubby genitals.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But what I really wanna know is if anyone is savvy enough to pull his unlisted audition video, that has got to be pure fucking gold

It's not hard per se. We just need google to index it, and then when we'd type site:youtube.com intext:unlisted "walks like heidi klum" we should see it as a google result and be able to click on the link(unless he made it private and not unlisted).

So far, Google has not indexed it. Good news is that I know they do index unlisted videos.

 

[AnOminous]

For clarification if "the award was rendered in "manifest disregard of the law", it is one of the grounds for vacating an arbitral award as well Aerojet-General Corp. v. Am. Arbitration Ass'n, 478 F.2d 248 (9th Cir. 1973)

It's exceedingly rare to see an arbitration decision set aside.

He absolutely can appeal a ruling dismissing his suit and sending it to arbitration, just like he can appeal any other ruling. Doesn't mean he'll win.

He almost certainly won't. I've barely ever seen a request to compel arbitration turned down, and when it was, it's been genuinely obvious that for whatever reason it didn't apply by its plain language to the cause of action, the plaintiff hadn't signed it, or it was otherwise obviously defective in some way.

Also the Federal Arbitration Act expressly provides for interlocutory appeals of the denial of a motion to compel arbitration, but does not include any such provisions for interlocutory appeal of an order compelling arbitration. So if there were still pending issues in the case and it hadn't been fully dismissed, it would be procedurally tricky to challenge just the motion compelling arbitration. In Russhole's case, they're likely to throw out the whole shebang with prejudice at the same time as granting the motion to compel, so he'd be able to appeal it directly.

It's very likely his appeal would be denied fairly quickly (by federal court standards) probably in a curt per curiam opinion a couple pages in length at most, simply citing the leading cases. Such an appeal would also be patently frivolous, and if the AGT defendant pursues Rule 11 sanctions at the trial court level and they're granted, he'd probably be sanctioned for the appeal too. He really doesn't have any nonfrivolous argument for why the arbitration agreement is invalid.

The two agreements are pretty straightforward and don't leave much in the way of wriggle room. He signed the agreement (and clicked through the other), enjoyed the benefits of it (being allowed to audition with no guarantee), and has no claim it doesn't apply.

That's disregarding the fact his claim itself lacks even a shred of merit. Neither the ADA nor any other law gives any relief to him. They could even explicitly refuse to cast him for being ugly, stupid looking, slurping and drooling, and whatever else makes him completely unappealing to their audience. They could even refuse to hire him for being a white manlet and say the role requires being a black male of at least six feet in height. They are not even required to make accommodations whatsoever, reasonable or not, at least in the hiring process. There are some exceptions. As one example, their physical facilities probably have to be accessible, but this doesn't really apply to Russhole.

In Russ's case, all they really have to say is they didn't hire him because he is a talentless, unappealing loser.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's not hard per se. We just need google to index it, and then when we'd type site:youtube.com intext:unlisted "walks like heidi klum" we should see it as a google result and be able to click on the link(unless he made it private and not unlisted).

So far, Google has not indexed it. Good news is that I know they do index unlisted videos.

He probably made it private. He's paranoid about people "stealing" his stuff and mocking it. Remember when he'd shut down his Facebook when he was at work or otherwise not there to delete anything critical of him? He's still that thin-skinned.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He probably made it private.

It was originally unlisted, as per Russ, so I am holding onto hope that it stil is

 

[The Un-Clit]

The real question is.. What's a better nickname: "Pipsqueak" or "Magical Star Buddy?"

Pipsqueak definately makes him rage harder, as he does everything he can to deflect the fact that he's a whole entire manlet. He stand 5ft6in at best and has the sunken chest of an 18th century consumptive to go along with pipestem arms and knock-knees and the fact that he weighs about a buck fifty soaking wet and holding a Taylor Swift CD.

Magical Star Buddy was a one-shot mistranslation from a Chinese article about him and while I love it personally, it just dosen't mean anything to him so it's better to go with Pipsqueak I think.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Pipsqueak definately makes him rage harder, as he does everything he can to deflect the fact that he's a whole entire manlet. He stand 5ft6in at best and has the sunken chest of an 18th century consumptive to go along with pipestem arms and knock-knees and the fact that he weighs about a buck fifty soaking wet and holding a Taylor Swift CD.

Magical Star Buddy was a one-shot mistranslation from a Chinese article about him and while I love it personally, it just dosen't mean anything to him so it's better to go with Pipsqueak I think.

I wonder if he's intimidated by women who are taller than him? Especially ones that work out religiously and could throw him across a brothel with one hand.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I wonder if he's intimidated by women who are taller than him? Especially ones that work out religiously and could throw him across a brothel with one hand.

I'm curious about that one too. I think Ariana is the only one who's definitely confirmed to be shorter than him. And that's not by much.

Taylor is 5'11", and Yovanna and Heidi are 5'9", Katy is 5'8". That New Zealand hooker is 6'.

The type of women he goes after just tend to be tall, even next to non-pipsqueak men. Even if he's cool with being like half a foot shorter than the girl, chances are she wouldn't be cool with it. Women can be pretty picky about height.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm curious about that one too. I think Ariana is the only one who's definitely confirmed to be shorter than him. And that's not by much.

Taylor is 5'11", and Yovanna and Heidi are 5'9", Katy is 5'8". That New Zealand hooker is 6'.

The type of women he goes after just tend to be tall, even next to non-pipsqueak men.

I've mentioned it before, but there's a pic of Russ standing next to Dennis Hof(the one that made him think they were friends) and he's noticeably shorter than Hof. According to the source I could find, Hof was 5'7". My admittedly rusty(hah) estimate is Russ is around 5'4" or 5'5". Maybe 5'6" in shoes. Taylor Swift could knock his ass out on her own without help from her security detail. Aside from the kill list, has he ever directly threatened physical violence? I know he threatened to show up to Erika's house and kill himself in front of her, but has he ever threatened to hurt or kill anyone since the kill list?

 

[The Great Citracett]

I've mentioned it before, but there's a pic of Russ standing next to Dennis Hof(the one that made him think they were friends) and he's noticeably shorter than Hof. According to the source I could find, Hof was 5'7". My admittedly rusty(hah) estimate is Russ is around 5'4" or 5'5". Maybe 5'6" in shoes.

Yeah Russ likes to claim he's 5'8" but he's maybe 5'6" at absolute most.