DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Has DSP ever reconciled why he'll do any side missions regardless of the kind of character building involved but relationship related missions are verboten? He says he doesn't do relationship side missions because he has a relationship irl and doesn't need to have a video game relationship (which, were it true and not a weird ass deflection, would display a very worrying underdevelopment of his brain of some sort) but has he answered how that makes sense when other side missions in many games has you murdering, or being cruel or desperate or any number of negative character traits? Has he addressed the inherent implications of his life given his inability to distinguish a video game character story and character building relationships and his willingness to do things like torture in other side missions?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

He has 100% shown up on stream drunk, not fall off the chair drunk more like ''feel good/numb the pain drunk''.

When he has trouble keeping his eyes open, pronounce normal words and tism rocking badly during his ''morning podcast'' that is him being drunk, you can see all these symptoms getting better as his podcast/therapy session goes on.

If he doesn't get a handle on his drinking it is only a matter of time before he will turn up ''at work'' sloppy drunk and give us the podcast to end all pod casts.


Todays therapy session and gameplay:
Him going over Xmas movies was an experience for sure, he really has lost the plot hasn't he?

I thought we were done bitching and whining about the girl missions in Last Judgement, but no he still keeps whining about it. 100% how a well adjusted mature adult in a loving relationship acts.

Maybe he’s just retarded?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Has DSP ever reconciled why he'll do any side missions regardless of the kind of character building involved but relationship related missions are verboten? He says he doesn't do relationship side missions because he has a relationship irl and doesn't need to have a video game relationship (which, were it true and not a weird ass deflection, would display a very worrying underdevelopment of his brain of some sort) but has he answered how that makes sense when other side missions in many games has you murdering, or being cruel or desperate or any number of negative character traits? Has he addressed the inherent implications of his life given his inability to distinguish a video game character story and character building relationships and his willingness to do things like torture in other side missions?

When does anything he does and says ever make any sense?
But you bring up some really good points.

Maybe he’s just retarded?

Oh he probably is that as well....well I'm ready to put PoPcoins on him having sub 90 IQ.

Having had quite a lot of interactions with alcoholics IRL and having had a pretty decent problem with it myself in my younger years, I see a lot of red flags in Phils behavior and mannerisms.

Until we got the bank leaks we didn't have much corroborating evidence apart from some of his older Vlogs, but now we know how much he spends on booze and that is way more than any normal household should be spending.

 

[tzgnilki]

Has DSP ever reconciled why he'll do any side missions regardless of the kind of character building involved but relationship related missions are verboten? He says he doesn't do relationship side missions because he has a relationship irl and doesn't need to have a video game relationship (which, were it true and not a weird ass deflection, would display a very worrying underdevelopment of his brain of some sort) but has he answered how that makes sense when other side missions in many games has you murdering, or being cruel or desperate or any number of negative character traits? Has he addressed the inherent implications of his life given his inability to distinguish a video game character story and character building relationships and his willingness to do things like torture in other side missions?

I remember someone saying there's a secret/true ending if he does all the 40yr old virgin missions

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I remember someone saying there's a secret/true ending if he does all the 40yr old virgin missions

They're required to unlock the final sidequest where you fight the secret boss Amon, the Amon clan of assassins have been the secret boss in every Yakuza game including the spinoffs, including even the Hokuto no Ken spinoff.

Did he say he wants to fight the secret boss? The only game he fought him in is in 7, and he only beat Amon's weak bitchmade form and not his final form. I haven't seen what he's like in Lost Judgment but even in the games where he isn't as tough of a boss you absolutely can't beat him if you're reliant on Phil's shitty Slug'n'Chug gameplay, he'll eat through all your healing items like nothing. You actually have to be good at the game... or turn the difficulty down to easy which Phil the Bitchmade will probably do.

 

[Crooked 16th]

For a guy who isn't liking the "dating" Missions he sure is getting into what's happening

 

[Pargon]

I remember someone saying there's a secret/true ending if he does all the 40yr old virgin missions

They're required to unlock the final sidequest where you fight the secret boss Amon, the Amon clan of assassins have been the secret boss in every Yakuza game including the spinoffs, including even the Hokuto no Ken spinoff.

Did he say he wants to fight the secret boss? The only game he fought him in is in 7, and he only beat Amon's weak bitchmade form and not his final form. I haven't seen what he's like in Lost Judgment but even in the games where he isn't as tough of a boss you absolutely can't beat him if you're reliant on Phil's shitty Slug'n'Chug gameplay, he'll eat through all your healing items like nothing. You actually have to be good at the game... or turn the difficulty down to easy which Phil the Bitchmade will probably do.

Oh whoops, I thought it was a reference to Phil being a loser at the game of life and shooting for something like the Nier Automata ending where you disable 2B’s OS chip and lol roll credits.

Phil dies a virgin at 57 and ascends to the right hand of the Catholic God but he’s stuck in the afterlife with eunuchs and NoMAPs for all eternity.

Ending N: stop, do[N]’t touch

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil saying WE need to do some "serious grinding" to wrap up Lost Judgement in order to make way for newer games.

Translation: He's bored.

Odd. Thought he was the one playing the game.

It's a made up situation in a fictional story that takes place in a fictional world with fictional characters. He's acting like this is some real thing he has to sit through and experience first hand like he's really struggling to separate reality and fantasy.

Since his own life is a fictional story, he is experiencing it first hand.

 

[architects]

the “as bad as gets” alcohol talk is the kind of needless speculation that’s just silly. As bad as it gets is consistent drinking throughout the day…it would be 100 percent noticeable. I don’t hear slurring every stream…he’s not nodding off…losing his thoughts…constantly using the bathroom…etc. He probably drinks everyday…but “as bad as it gets”? Come on now.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Since his own life is a fictional story, he is experiencing it first hand.

good point

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

That low quality $5 sound effect box DSP uses is so bad I genuinely hope he uses it for as long as possible. The guy got a stream deck for free but it's just another actual stream improvement he's too lazy to implement.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP reacts to sex scenes, dating missions, similar to any person who is in a relationship. Jokingly.
Like if you play a game and your SO is behind you and you see a boob or characters having sex and you say you dont need this blablabla, but you smiling cause you know she/he is watching and then you both laugh.
EXCEPT DSP DEAD SERIOUS!

Whatever Khat did or whatever is in their contract, fucked up DSP big time. He is not himself and hopefully he is suffering.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sorry to be a joke ruiner but he got the fucking toy a year later. He wasn't deprived, he's just a faggot.

He didn't get the original, he got the second release. DEBUNKED!!!!!!!!!!!

What was he saying the other day?:

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He didn't get the original, he got the second release. DEBUNKED!!!!!!!!!!!

What was he saying the other day?:View attachment 2816401

Something about big balls, liquid shit getting sprayed all over the place and shitty dicks I think...........Oh in relation to the pic, no clue.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

So apparently you can't talk about female characters in the game anymore because DSP gets jealous. Some guy finally calls Phil out saying he sounds like he's never had sex (AND IT DOES) and Phil calls him a virgin... then says he's not virgin shaming.

Dude completely changed when Kat came around and admitted they sleep in different rooms most days. He's either whooped to that degree or Kat is really keeping her cat on lockdown.

The Phil of 2010 would've said "Oh, look at the tits on that girl!" like the stunted 14 year old he truly is, HOWEVER, he's "matured" now and he "doesn't have time for waifu's or body pillows, as he has real romance in his life." Once the horse galloped over to Renton, best believe he's TERRIFIED of Kat wanting to get with another motherfucker that's mastered the game and not stuck on level one.

If my lore is correct, Leanna mentioned in one of her videos that Phil and her "rarely got physical." if at all. Even the video of her showing how much of a bitch Phil is in real life shows that he's TERRIFIED of physical confrontation, when all she wanted was to be dicked-down. Dude got bitched out by his daughter. Also, anything that requires effort, aka sex, it's too much work.

That said, Phil now has his mom-wife that he doesn't have to touch physically and the mom-wife doesn't have to do SHIT except put his DoorDash in the microwave, set up his plate, and not talk to the man that's afraid of soap and water, but is glued to his phone, as he needs to whale more on WWE Champions,

Honestly, if Phil was to get some, from a woman that ACTUALLY can stand being around the pasty melted candle, he might actually be less of an asshole. All I'm saying is getting laid clears your mind. However, how would I know? I'm a mentally ill asshole that doesn't know anything about romantic life and still live in my parent's basement, and who sleeps with their waifu body pillow, while working some dead end job.

Hi, Phil!

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Ever feel like you're autistic?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Ever feel like you're autistic?

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Cancel Culture terrified Phil to the point where he tried to rebrand his whole streaming personality and shift to the "muh mature adult" mentality he has now, and all it's done if anything is turn his streams into some kind of daycare for the emotionally unstable/fragile viewers he has now. Like that one viewer who was just straight up asking for dating advice the entire stream.

 

[Pargon]

Ever feel like you're autistic?

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Interesting that one can achieve a similar circumstance by being a reclusive fuckface to the point that no one wants to interact with you and even if they did your retarded ass would’ve long forgotten how.

You don’t always need to be autistic to be a pants-shitting moron, sometimes you just grow into it.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Oh, this is fucking GOLD! Phil, dude! You are no WAY shape or form to "defend your family" against someone that wants to "break into" your snort-fort that probably reeks of cat shit and three week DoorDash trash. To quote Raven's Dolphin: "You're a bitch." You couldn't man up when Leanna wanted some dick, what makes you think someone that's NOT you, Kat, or Jasper wanting to scrounge around that trash looking for shit? What are you going to do? Waddle downstairs with your hatchet, swing with enough velocity, miss, and on the upswing, miss again because you're that damn slow? Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. You're NOWHERE physically conditioned to physically confront ANYONE, let alone someone with intentions to want to harm you, physically. Unless you have a gun, which, you'll have to pull the trigger and even that'd be too much effort.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh, this is fucking GOLD! Phil, dude! You are no WAY shape or form to "defend your family" against someone that wants to "break into" your snort-fort that probably reeks of cat shit and three week DoorDash trash. To quote Raven's Dolphin: "You're a bitch." You couldn't man up when Leanna wanted some dick, what makes you think someone that's NOT you, Kat, or Jasper wanting to scrounge around that trash looking for shit? What are you going to do? Waddle downstairs with your hatchet, swing with enough velocity, miss, and on the upswing, miss again because you're that damn slow? Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. You're NOWHERE physically conditioned to physically confront ANYONE, let alone someone with intentions to want to harm you, physically. Unless you have a gun, which, you'll have to pull the trigger and even that'd be too much effort.

DSP is the only person who can be beat up by Ethan Ralph while wielding an axe.