DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

The Phil of 2010 would've said "Oh, look at the tits on that girl!" like the stunted 14 year old he truly is, HOWEVER, he's "matured" now and he "doesn't have time for waifu's or body pillows, as he has real romance in his life." Once the horse galloped over to Renton, best believe he's TERRIFIED of Kat wanting to get with another motherfucker that's mastered the game and not stuck on level one.

If my lore is correct, Leanna mentioned in one of her videos that Phil and her "rarely got physical." if at all. Even the video of her showing how much of a bitch Phil is in real life shows that he's TERRIFIED of physical confrontation, when all she wanted was to be dicked-down. Dude got bitched out by his daughter. Also, anything that requires effort, aka sex, it's too much work.

Phil can barely comprehend simple things in video games and accomplish them without his hand being held, Take this for instance

She is saying just fuck me no build up or foreplay just mount me Infront of him clear as day and he still doesn't get the hint, The man has no skill on how to read the room. That's the reason he comes off as a virgin, Put one in that position and they most likely do the same thing because they would be nervous as fuck or couldn't understand what was going on. Even his comment "I don't know what she's doing" comes off as something a virgin would say.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

DSP is the only person who can be beat up by Ethan Ralph while wielding an axe.

 

[Iron Father]

the “as bad as gets” alcohol talk is the kind of needless speculation that’s just silly. As bad as it gets is consistent drinking throughout the day…it would be 100 percent noticeable. I don’t hear slurring every stream…he’s not nodding off…losing his thoughts…constantly using the bathroom…etc. He probably drinks everyday…but “as bad as it gets”? Come on now.

This.

It's obvious Phil likes to have a drink at night to "unwind" and that's when he's up late reading KF, gin-tweeting, playing WWE Champion etc. But if he were a full blown alcoholic that's regularly drunk on stream, the DSP anime would be a lot more spicy. It'd be a trainwreck. He's not that good at hiding himself. To believe he's "as bad as it gets" you'd have to simultaneously believe he's an amazing actor.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This.

It's obvious Phil likes to have a drink at night to "unwind" and that's when he's up late reading KF, gin-tweeting, playing WWE Champion etc. But if he were a full blown alcoholic that's regularly drunk on stream, the DSP anime would be a lot more spicy. It'd be a trainwreck. He's not that good at hiding himself. To believe he's "as bad as it gets" you'd have to simultaneously believe he's an amazing actor.

Alcoholic does exist on a scale and there are many ways to be one. Is DSP ''as bad as it gets''? Not by a long shot.

But you can have a job and family and still be a raging alcoholic and maybe even be worse than the unwashed bums begging for quarters at the park/street corner.

Having several drinks each day after work to unwind and a few later at night easily puts you in the alcoholic category, it might be as a functioning alcoholic but still one. And unless you get a grip on it there is a very high chance that it can spiral out of control at some point.

And from what we know about Phils personality I have no faith in him being able to get a grip on it, it is only a matter of time before it does serious damage. Will we ever get to see a sloppy drunk DSP on stream? Maybe, he might just have enough survival instinct and self preservation to not stream in such a state and make an excuse at that point.

The most likely outcome of his drinking is some sort of health arc, when his entire lifestyle catches up with him. If it was just the drinking and he was otherwise living a somewhat sensible life it was one thing, but he is litterally not doing a single thing right with his lifestyle so we just have to sit back and wait for the car crash.

 

[Iron Father]

Oh, this is fucking GOLD! Phil, dude! You are no WAY shape or form to "defend your family" against someone that wants to "break into" your snort-fort that probably reeks of cat shit and three week DoorDash trash. To quote Raven's Dolphin: "You're a bitch." You couldn't man up when Leanna wanted some dick, what makes you think someone that's NOT you, Kat, or Jasper wanting to scrounge around that trash looking for shit? What are you going to do? Waddle downstairs with your hatchet, swing with enough velocity, miss, and on the upswing, miss again because you're that damn slow? Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. You're NOWHERE physically conditioned to physically confront ANYONE, let alone someone with intentions to want to harm you, physically. Unless you have a gun, which, you'll have to pull the trigger and even that'd be too much effort.

Imagine being a burglar, you break into the Snort Fort, and see this:

 

[RougeRed]

the “as bad as gets” alcohol talk is the kind of needless speculation that’s just silly. As bad as it gets is consistent drinking throughout the day…it would be 100 percent noticeable. I don’t hear slurring every stream…he’s not nodding off…losing his thoughts…constantly using the bathroom…etc. He probably drinks everyday…but “as bad as it gets”? Come on now.

High-functioning alcoholics can be like that. I said what I did based on his relationship with alcohol and not necessarily the amount he drinks. Being in denial about and hiding your drinking is behavior that indicates that he's embarrassed about how much he drinks, so it's enough that he thinks it's too much. Sure it's speculation, but I know drinking problems pretty well and I think he's at the part where it just gets worse, especially when you don't have loved ones to help.

 

[architects]

Alcoholic does exist on a scale and there are many ways to be one. Is DSP ''as bad as it gets''? Not by a long shot.

But you can have a job and family and still be a raging alcoholic and maybe even be worse than the unwashed bums begging for quarters at the park/street corner.

Having several drinks each day after work to unwind and a few later at night easily puts you in the alcoholic category, it might be as a functioning alcoholic but still one. And unless you get a grip on it there is a very high chance that it can spiral out of control at some point.

And from what we know about Phils personality I have no faith in him being able to get a grip on it, it is only a matter of time before it does serious damage. Will we ever get to see a sloppy drunk DSP on stream? Maybe, he might just have enough survival instinct and self preservation to not stream in such a state and make an excuse at that point.

The most likely outcome of his drinking is some sort of health arc, when his entire lifestyle catches up with him. If it was just the drinking and he was otherwise living a somewhat sensible life it was one thing, but he is litterally not doing a single thing right with his lifestyle so we just have to sit back and wait for the car crash.

Ehh…what’s several? If your getting highly buzzed to drunk everyday that puts you in the problem/alcoholic category in my opinion.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Ehh…what’s several? If your getting highly buzzed to drunk everyday that puts you in the problem/alcoholic category in my opinion.

I'd say more than 2.

Going by what the ministry of health guidelines say in my neck of the woods say about it:
21 drinks/week for men puts you in the alcoholic/health problem category and I live in a country that have a very relaxed relationship with drinking.

I think we agree on the fact that DSP is an alcoholic, but it is nice to find out how we all define it though.

 

[Iron Father]

I don't think DSP is a "high functioning" anything.

 

[architects]

I'd say more than 2.

Going by what the ministry of health guidelines say in my neck of the woods say about it:
21 drinks/week for men puts you in the alcoholic/health problem category and I live in a country that have a very relaxed relationship with drinking.

I think we agree on the fact that DSP is an alcoholic, but it is nice to find out how we all define it though.

I don't think DSP is a "high functioning" anything.

Which is why I don’t think he could even come close to hiding heavy drinking. It would be painfully obvious.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It makes me wanna wring someone’s neck every time Phil pronounces “and” with two syllables.

AYUND

 

[Iron Hamster]

This.

It's obvious Phil likes to have a drink at night to "unwind"

Unwind from what........waking up?

 

[San Dimas High School]

Unwind from what........waking up?

He's probably created the most stressful existence a shut in could possibly have. He's overdrawing his bank account and having to beg daily to fix it. It's probably why he's losing his hair so quickly. Missing mortgage payments, your only source of income balances on a knife's edge where you don't know if you'll get banned for letting the gamer word slip at any moment, not knowing if your wife will turn into the exorcist or whatever the fuck weird problems she has. Just considering DSP's predicament makes me want to drink.

 

[Preferred Penne]

It makes me wanna wring someone’s neck every time Phil pronounces “and” with two syllables.

AYUND

It's something I most commonly hear out of middle-aged Midwestern white women. Whereas a normal person would say "Can you turn on the fan?", this type of person would say "Can you turn on the FAY-YOON-NUH?"

Luckily Phil has the body type of a middle-aged white woman, so it fits.

 

[Iron Father]

Unwind from what........waking up?

He needs to "unwind" from playing video games, y'know, that thing he apparently loves.

 

[Freshtodeath]

If you're unemployed and having several drinks every night that is def an alcy. Maybe not the worst but he is staying up until 2am every night drinking gin.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil, the time when you have the lowest support ever and when your streams have devolved even further into constant begging is not the time when you should skip streaming on Christmas Day when you did previously. Besides, nobody cares that you need to spend time with your live in Roomate and pet cat. Also, that street fighter salt was legendary.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Secret Limited just posted the 2021 edition of DSP's 10 worst moments.

If you've never seen any of the previous vids I'd highly recommend them, top tier production values as well as grade A research when it comes to finding clips and khantext

Show the guy some love

 

[Freshtodeath]

His parents must hate him. He is an only child who makes his own schedule but won't even visit them on xmas or thanksgiving.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If there's one thing to learn from Phil, he's what happens when you go full NEET and completely atrophy yourself. If you're a shut-in NEETbux autist, just go walk a few miles per day or drive somewhere to be around other beings and see the world. I feel the difference when I'm stuck indoors a few days because I'm sick or bad weather or something, and that rut can be a bitch to get out of. Phil's been stuck in this for about 7 years now, and entrenched himself in some of the most toxic, self-indulgent online communities you can.

100% behind this, and I would want this for anyone. I've been a NEET but I cannot imagine living like he does. Exercise and getting out is extremely important to me because small things like just being around other people makes you feel more like a human bean. Even a smile can make a persons day.

Scrooge Mcfaggot here who thinks he's superior to everyone around him because he's surrounded by the most obnoxious shit in the form of texts. Literally talking to a bunch of words that you could confuse them for A.I.(like Derich) here which is why I do not like streaming myself. Too impersonal and alienating. The dude runs a daycare here.

He's been doing this for years so this is what we have. An unlikeable asshole who acts like a lizard wearing human skin.