DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Translation: "THANK YOU for doing my job for me!"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So Grind is any time he actually has to play the game and it's not a walking simulator and auto-combo is any 2 moves strung together.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Translation: "THANK YOU for doing my job for me!"

What the fuck does he mean when saying ''the interaction was great''?

What I remember was him monologuing, at length, about icky girls and how stupid the girls bar mission was. Something that are completely optional and can be skipped if you live in Saudi Arabia or Renton.

Mind you it might just be my brain going into self preservation mode and blanking out most of the stream...........Oohhh interaction=$$$, never mind then.

 

[Dona Morte]

Wait....
Financial lender?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Wait....
Financial lender?

Didn't he work at Wester Union or some such? Might be it.

Edit: It was Wells Fargo.

 

[Lolidaki]

WUT dating girls in videos games? You must be gay DOOD, if you date a girl in a video game you must have a dick up your ass right now, ack, ack, ack, loser.

Edit: Watched a little bit of the shit show and he can not get it out of his head that these people are only out to "scam" and make money with these "fake relationships", one of the bartenders offers to pay for his character's drinks cause she's friends with him now and the retard goes on about how they'll go out of business, fucking "NHANSENSE"

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Didn't he work at Wester Union or some such? Might be it.

Now that I’m thinking about it, Western Union clerk would be a perfect job for him. He can spend the rest of his days getting paid to let his clients ruin themselves financially with payday loans.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

WUT dating girls in videos games? You must be gay DOOD, if you date a girl in a video game you must have a dick up your ass right now, ack, ack, ack, loser.
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hes just mad that games don't always cater to homosexuals like him with gay content,

edit: when you read this phil, i'm not trying to troll you by calling you a fag, i'm just stating a fact that you are literally gay. you like men

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

"I'm not the target demographic"
The smartest thing to ever come out of DSP's mouth.

Who do you think he's parroting this from?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Secret Limited just posted the 2021 edition of DSP's 10 worst moments.

If you've never seen any of the previous vids I'd highly recommend them, top tier production values as well as grade A research when it comes to finding clips and khantext

Show the guy some love

Now THAT is quality content.

 

[actually]

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Wait....
Financial lender?

Didn't he work at Wester Union or some such? Might be it.

Wells Fargo, I think.

 

[Iron Father]

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Wait....
Financial lender?

He has claimed for years that he worked for a finance and mortgage company (Wells Fargo) and quit within his first year when he found out they were a "predatory lender" in his words. This is pretty old and obscure lore.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Wells Fargo, I think.

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Was Wells Fargo, my bad.

 

[capefear56]

✂️ Snowflake terms

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To the untrained observer this may seem like nothing, but a psychologist would have a field day with how openly he displays his narcissism with comments like this. He always has to tell tall tales about how he knows special OG terms for things, as if he's some Halo veteran spewing the forgotten facts.

 

[Iron Father]

Pretty funny that he worked for a "predatory lender" and then over the course of his life ended up maxing out what, like 13 credit cards or something?

Never ceases to amaze me how Phil manages to actually be dumber than the average dipshit.

 

[thedingledongle]

✂️ Snowflake terms

20 seconds · Clipped by capefear56 · Original video "Dec 20 minor Stream - Halo Infinite MP" by Dark Dave's Mirror

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To the untrained observer this may seem like nothing, but a psychologist would have a field day with how openly he displays his narcissism with comments like this. He always has to tell tall tales about how he knows special OG terms for things, as if he's some Halo veteran spewing the forgotten facts.

The cherry on top is I'm pretty sure it was never called the plasma sword. It's always officially been energy.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Didn't he work at Wester Union or some such? Might be it.

That would be Wells Fargo. When he was there, he was a mortgage processor. This was during the time when all you needed was a pulse and a body temperature of 98.5 to get a home loan. Before he got fired, Phil reported a female co-worker for having a romantic relationship with one of the managers there. To whom? That manager's boss!

Apparently, that upper manager was good friends with the guy and knew about their relationship and he was cool with it. It didn't break company policy, as the relationship wasn't done on company time. Phil thought that he was "doing the right thing." and he was "moving on up in the company." That manager and woman got wind of what was happening and decided to report Phil to HR. After he got fired, he cashed out his 401K from Wells Fargo and went to Evo that year.

That's the story Phil tells. However, it could be for a number of reasons why he got fired, but as far as him reporting his co-workers relationship, he claims that "why he was let go." from there, as he felt that "they had it out for him."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That would be Wells Fargo. When he was there, he was a mortgage processor. This was during the time when all you needed was a pulse and a body temperature of 98.5 to get a home loan. Before he got fired, Phil reported a female co-worker for having a romantic relationship with one of the managers there. To whom? That manager's boss!

Apparently, that upper manager was good friends with the guy and knew about their relationship and he was cool with it. It didn't break company policy, as the relationship wasn't done on company time. Phil thought that he was "doing the right thing." and he was "moving on up in the company." That manager and woman got wind of what was happening and decided to report Phil to HR. After he got fired, he cashed out his 401K from Wells Fargo and went to Evo that year.

That's the story Phil tells. However, it could be for a number of reasons why he got fired, but as far as him reporting his co-workers relationship, he claims that "why he was let go." from there, as he felt that "they had it out for him."

Of course he had to be a killjoy when it came to working. It's amazing that anyone can even be in the same room as Phil.

 

[GreySydeDave]

It makes me wanna wring someone’s neck every time Phil pronounces “and” with two syllables.

AYUND

I hear it more like "Hee-end" with a big motherfuckingly grating emphasis on the "Hee".

Overall, this man squeaks more than he talks, cannot say more than three words in a row without having some respiratory tract or digestive issues and can't pronounce his native language correctly to save his life so... I can't believe some of his fans enjoy listening to him. This is pure torture.

 

[actually]

The cherry on top is I'm pretty sure it was never called the plasma sword. It's always officially been energy.

A quick googling leads to Halopedia, where it's either Energy (per Bungie's website) or Plasma (per, wait for it, Prima strategy guides). Gee, wonder why Phil thinks it's "plasma".

Edit: Basically all the other results from "halo plasma sword" search call it Energy Sword, btw.