🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The only things that have ever been “super ripped” on Ethan Ralph are the buttons on the size XXXXXL shirt he tried to squeeze his gunt into.

Ralph (allegedly) super ripped a ginormous shart according to some.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ralph (allegedly) super ripped a ginormous shart according to some.

He gave birth to himself?!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A true & honest ralphamale has to have a big humiliation fetish. Interracial, cuckoldry and coprophilia are very based and very redpilled. How else can you explain the ralphamale get away with humiliating all these paypigs to fuel his hot sex life of thumbing, sniffing and watching ?

The BBC porn just demonstrates Ralph’s true misogyny to me. He enjoys watching white women choke on big black cocks and be humiliated. Pantsu better watch out.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The BBC porn just demonstrates Ralph’s true misogyny to me. He enjoys watching white women choke on big black cocks and be humiliated. Pantsu better watch out.

Knowing Ralph's luck she'll end up with a soft spoken Asian guy and just disappear off the internet.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Knowing Ralph's luck she'll end up with a soft spoken Asian guy and just disappear off the internet.

Borzoi is too good for Pantsu, plus his wife actually has a good job as a nurse and isn’t making sandwiches for niggers at subway all day.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Pantsu ending up with Zidan?
LOL I wish,

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pantsu ending up with Zidan?
LOL I wish,

Not as much as Meigh wishes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Knowing Ralph's luck she'll end up with a soft spoken Asian guy and just disappear off the internet.

Ralph would be forever salty and angry if Pantsu ended up with a black dude by choice.

However, once she leaves him and he declares her a psycho cunt with a loose pussy trying to steal his money, he would relish the idea of her being painfully and brutally gang banged by ten black dudes.

 

[SargonF00t]

Pantsu ending up with Zidan?
LOL I wish,

Any woman who has been with Ralph, is a prime target for Asian dudes.

 

[Neko GF]

"Everything that goes wrong in my life is part of KF plot".

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[Paddy O' Furniture]

"Everything that goes wrong in my life is part of KF plot".
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Yet he never has evidence. Poor little crybully. He'll threaten to slit people's throats on air but oh no a website is making him gamble...?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Pantsu ending up with Zidan?
LOL I wish,

If Pantsu ends up with anyone in the sphere it will be a massive weeb, either Gator or Fagmenco

 

[Zilch]

We can also assume that he likes to watch scat porn on top of that. What is more humiliating and disgusting is up to you.

His teenage girl fetish is by far the most horrific.

 

[ClipBitch]

Since kiwifarms routinely predicts literally every stupid action he takes and its stupid consequences he could very well be right. This entire Faith-era, for example, was predicted almost event-for-event like a year or two ago. Maybe kiwifarms is like the deathnote, but instead of killing people the predictions we write always come true.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

"Everything that goes wrong in my life is part of KF plot".
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we all know how to hack you Ralph, all we have to do is press f12 and we have your site hacked, give it a try Ethan

 

[LordOdin]

"Everything that goes wrong in my life is part of KF plot".
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Shoot he found out about my hacking plans i bought an ethernet to usb adapter so i could hook up my mouse directly to the internet and drag killstream.exe to the trash and empty the trashbin years of planning RUINED!

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

"Everything that goes wrong in my life is part of KF plot".
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"1337 haxxor K I W I F A R M S hacked my dick to make it small so when I released my revenge porn of me sniffing the shit of a BPD teen they made me knock up I mean when they hacked my phone to release the sex tape of me conceiving my first child that I don't provide for at all and don't intend to that them damn A-logs are keeping from me people would make fun of me and now I have to gamble my life away to feel any joy at all go to Vegas to recharge my batteries." -Ralphalogics

 

[Stasi]

>Makes valid point about Ralph not following good advice
>Akhchually Daddy Gym was on my show last before COVID cancer claimed him. Jim loves me and ah luvh him and want to suck his cock. Checkmate ayylawgs.

lmao I honestly think he has low IQ. Not just that he is a bit stupid, like he genuinely has a mental deficiency and if he was ever examined they'd put him in a facility for all the special boys and girls far away from the rest of society.

 

[Farglemark]

Ralph seems to really hate this dog. Sorta reminds me of a particular piece of kitchen furniture from his childhood. Is this perhaps part of a greater pattern...?
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Ah another black person trait. By stereotype, they hate dogs. Is Ralph trying to larp as black?

The BBC porn just demonstrates Ralph’s true misogyny to me. He enjoys watching white women choke on big black cocks and be humiliated. Pantsu better watch out.

3 things wrong with this.
1) In North America Blacks arent that into fucking animals, horses especially, and especially horse people hybrids that look vaguely male. That is left to the white women and furries (also largely a white group)
2) Ralph is so incredibly unlikable that even a black person who is willing to fuck May would immediately hate Ralph and leave.
3) Now let's hypothetically say the two massive barriers are crossed. Imagine trying to fuck anyone with Ralph being in the same room as you? Don't try too hard, it will cause irreparable damage that viagra could never reverse.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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>Makes valid point about Ralph not following good advice
>Akhchually Daddy Gym was on my show last before COVID cancer claimed him. Jim loves me and ah luvh him and want to suck his cock. Checkmate ayylawgs.

lmao I honestly think he has low IQ. Not just that he is a bit stupid, like he genuinely has a mental deficiency and if he was ever examined they'd put him in a facility for all the special boys and girls far away from the rest of society.

Nobody was talking about him being on the show you stupid, stupid man. He was talking about you. With how narcissistic Ralph is, I guess it's no surprise he can't even fathom that someone would say such a thing! Two hundred people is a "big show"? You used to pull like 5000 a night. Keep lowering the bar. It's everyone else, clearly.

That last paragraph is the chef's kiss.