DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

That would be Wells Fargo. When he was there, he was a mortgage processor. This was during the time when all you needed was a pulse and a body temperature of 98.5 to get a home loan. Before he got fired, Phil reported a female co-worker for having a romantic relationship with one of the managers there. To whom? That manager's boss!

Apparently, that upper manager was good friends with the guy and knew about their relationship and he was cool with it. It didn't break company policy, as the relationship wasn't done on company time. Phil thought that he was "doing the right thing." and he was "moving on up in the company." That manager and woman got wind of what was happening and decided to report Phil to HR. After he got fired, he cashed out his 401K from Wells Fargo and went to Evo that year.

That's the story Phil tells. However, it could be for a number of reasons why he got fired, but as far as him reporting his co-workers relationship, he claims that "why he was let go." from there, as he felt that "they had it out for him."

He was no doubt the same insufferable twat he is now.

 

[capefear56]

DSP: *whines incessantly like a spoiled 12 year old brat for 2 hours every single time he's killed*

Also DSP: "You know, tips have been kinda low, maybe we could turn that around before the end of the stream."

This guy is an absolute animal. He's out of control.

 

[Lando Griffin]

"Yes Jew, you are right Jew, my name is Isaac Heimler, now show me the oven Jew!"

Obergruppenplatzführer Isaac Heimler​

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Philburt made like 200 in tips for the day stream. There's no way this idiot expects 150 on the night stream jesus christ.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of OT night stream status:

Total tip: $30

Top tip alone (Ballerina $23) accounts for 75% of total tip

"A lot of people requested this game, and I listened to the viewers, but now they don't come out to support it, there's nothing I can do, I don't know why the support is so slow, I'm enjoying the game, right?"

Then complained about lags, while getting mad of the NPC announcer for saying he lost

"I fucking lost because your piece of shit game lags you moron"

Bonus footage

The "best way to spend $5" of the year award goes to Doodoo

 

[Dona Morte]

Tawxicity levels rising. This is not guilting. It's LIFE.

No Colored Pencil's chat DID NOT get read.
Everyone who told him to read the super chat GTAB.
Not streamed rant AT Colored Pencils comment:

 

[capefear56]

This fucking terrible human being made over 200 bucks today and $25/hour on the late stream. Let that sink in. Humanity is dead.

Oh and he's still complaining about low support.

 

[JimiHendrix]

my favorite recurring thing is if anything tells phil "you lost"

he goes absolutely fucking apeshit every time.

 

[kebab4you]

Guy started backing to stay out of melee range of Piggy and Phil blames the connection for the guy suddenly being further back than he was. Phil with the oddly shaped head indeed.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Philburt made like 200 in tips for the day stream. There's no way this idiot expects 150 on the night stream jesus christ.

Well that money went to Xmas Hogan pulls bills 'n stuff. Something only a REAL mature adult will understand.

$300 a day in tips, is the BARE minimum for him to make ends meet.........yet somehow he is still here streaming even though him pulling $300 a day in tips does not happen that often

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Charls Carroll said it best. "I am not streaming because I am happy, I am happy because I am streaming." Phil doesn't want enjoy Halo. Its the same excuses as CoD but it is a fresh coat of paint to guilt his audience into getting more money. That is part of why he only has sycophants and trolls throwing money at him. If he truly enjoyed playing Halo, he would continue to play Halo regardless of the money. If he legit had fun, that would eventually bring people in. But he hates what he does for a living and he cannot get past that mindset. He continues to be his own worst enemy.

 

[actually]

"Colored Pencils", I'm sure you lurk here. Grow some balls, you fucking pussy, and stop giving Phil money. You're not trolling him. You're a Dollar Store snowkarl.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Well that money went to Xmas Hogan pulls bills 'n stuff. Something only a REAL mature adult will understand.

$300 a day in tips, is the BARE minimum for him to make ends meet.........yet somehow he is still here streaming even though him pulling $300 a day in tips does not happen that often

You and I both know people that are living their life with much less money. People who have friends and a social life. Like what/how can he or his wheelchairs justify it lmfao. Didn't he tweet once basically saying the lights will go off and he'll starve because of low support? I remember he got reamed for it.

 

[PieceofShet]

He cant cancel Halo. He promised playing with fans. Right?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

"Colored Pencils", I'm sure you lurk here. Grow some balls, you fucking pussy, and stop giving Phil money. You're not trolling him. You're a Dollar Store snowkarl.

Petition to rename him ''I eat Colored Pencils''

You and I both know people that are living their life with much less money. People who have friends and a social life. Like what/how can he or his wheelchairs justify it lmfao. Didn't he tweet once basically saying the lights will go off and he'll starve because of low support? I remember he got reamed for it.

He doesn't have to justify shit. Have you seen his fans? There are a reason we use words like ''retards'' ''dentheads'' and ''wheelchairs''.

They are either to fucking stupid to see through his poor lies or just don't care. His chat is probably the only place they get to interact without being made fun of, or they see DSP as a sort of Alpha NEET, the ultimate version of what they can become in their dreams.

Some are also supporting to ''own the trolls, sort of fighting their highschool bullies by proxy.

 

[actually]

Whale starting to question the narrative?

 

[JohnRedcorn]

He really brought out the COD excuse of the game putting in worse connection lobbies because he was doing well.

Yea Phil that’s how SBMM works doesn’t match you with better players when your doing well but instead matches you with worse connections to handicap you.

This was the first match I’ve seen him play where the other team didn’t play like literal bots. Instead they were moving around together and team shooting like your supposed and it caused him to lose his shit lol.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

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Whale starting to question the narrative?

Press x to doubt. Honestly if the bank leaks didn't do shit, nothing will.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Haven’t posted here much lately because Phil has been so goddamn boring. But that… that stream was something else. This guy is such a money hungry irredeemable piece of dog shit. I’ve never seen a streamer treat their viewers like that before. He is so fucking lucky he has literal retards for fans who will forget about how rotten he was tonight.

You are something else, Phil. I hope you drown in piss.

 

[David Davidson]

Giant unhinged rant about someones superchat that said that Phil should be more open minded that people cannot give him money because it's the holidays and we are still in a fucking pandemic.

Goes on to call the guy an idiot and that other people are getting money so he should too.
(Video clipped from Hate Army Watch)