US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

What brand of tests will be sent out to everyone? Abbott?

Costello. They're gonna be goofy as hell.

I heard the Laurel & Hardy brand tests were more accurate.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Also, Schumer is something of a major player in the DNC and someone who both the Obama and Clinton sects are able to do business with. They'll never let anyone #MeToo him

Agreed, Schumer is untouchable. I mean, the guy got away with marrying a woman with downs syndrome

 

[Terrifik]

Bill fake cancel his plans

fake we will do it guys
...
god to see dave leaning in on the optics

 

[Pig Cups]

Agreed, Schumer is untouchable. I mean, the guy got away with marrying a woman with downs syndrome
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Good Lord, if I had to go home every single night to that, I’d consider putting a .38 snub nose to my head. God help (((Chuck))), because I wouldn’t fuck that with a stolen dick. He must have some secret side pussy…

 

[John McAfee]

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Bill fake cancel his plans

He is divorced and a walking social aids sore, his entire family has more important people to meet, fuck, and marry, of course he is alone.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Agreed, Schumer is untouchable. I mean, the guy got away with marrying a woman with downs syndrome
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I'm getting serious doubts that is a woman, especially the left picture.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Good Lord, if I had to go home every single night to that, I’d consider putting a .38 snub nose to my head.

Maybe now we see where a lot of the Trump hate comes from. Compare that grotesque creature to the beautiful and elegant Melania.

I'm getting serious doubts that is a woman, especially the left picture.

I think it might be Schumer's 2nd cousin. I see a strong family resemblance and we know how some tribesmen like to keep the bloodlines pure.

 

[Oats12345]

Crazy theory: Within 5 years, Schumer will be #MeToo like his buddy Cuomo. They just don't have his replacement lined up yet (and no it won't be AOC.)

Kirsten Gillibrand though is so ineffective that she has been NY senator for over a decade (she took over Hillary's spot), and nobody has ever heard of her. I only looked it up myself last year out of sheer curiosity.

I didn't know Gillbrand was until 2018 and she's my Senator

 

[tehpope]

Kirsten Gillibrand though is so ineffective that she has been NY senator for over a decade (she took over Hillary's spot), and nobody has ever heard of her. I only looked it up myself last year out of sheer curiosity.

She ran for President in 2019.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Biden's late, so have some preemptive stream links:

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I hope they sprinkled the good meds on his wheaties this morning.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I heard the Laurel & Hardy brand tests were more accurate.

Naw, the testing regimen recommended by Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard is truly the most accurate.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

So...Biden's finishing the wall, then?

 

[Terrifik]

which lead to x because you accepted y.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

NYC, Boston, and LA will literally ban you from society until you comply.

I banned NYC, Boston and LA from my society eons ago so this has no effect on me.

I didn't know Gillbrand was until 2018 and she's my Senator

You need something from your Senator and call Schumer? His office tell you to call Gillibrand. She does all the work while he cries on the Senate floor.

 

[Oxous]

So...Biden's finishing the wall, then?

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Not finishing the wall, I think the DHS is just finishing the sections of the wall that were in the middle of being constructed when Biden told the DHS to stop all work.

 

[General Disarray]

I'm too disgusted by that senile old man so I'll catch up on the reeecaps later.

I have a Hoarders marathon going on the TV which I find more palatable.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

When is Biden not late these days? Wonder how many horse roids they had to shove up his ass to make him coherent today.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Maybe now we see where a lot of the Trump hate comes from. Compare that grotesque creature to the beautiful and elegant Melania.

I think it might be Schumer's 2nd cousin. I see a strong family resemblance and we know how some tribesmen like to keep the bloodlines pure.

To be fair, most of these rich guys and top level DNC guys have mistresses and deals in place where their wives can fuck around so long as they stay discreet.

Which is ironically better than Trump's habit of divorce, alimony, cheating, divorce, alimony, cheating, etc. At least when it comes to the pocketbook.

 

[Gehenna]

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which lead to x because you accepted y.

A blatant violation of equal protection.