DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Boom Boss]

I hate him so much. How can one person be so fucking sleazy??

I hate Phil too. I don't understand how this fucker is pushing 40, still thinks he is perfect at everything, and blames everybody and everything else for his failings.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Man, him saying that as someone in a 'meaningful relationship'(pressing X to gout, btw) he doesn't need virtual women is insane. I don't know anyone who's in a relationship and has this weird attitude towards women and romance in video games.

His attempts to paint himself as a husband who's so faithful he won't even look at a pair of virtual tits are so pathetic.

Also, him saying he voluntarily stayed single for most of his 20's is such bullshit. Women saw there was something off about him and were repulsed. They weren't lining up to bang (mostly polish)Italian Stallion Volcelsydephil.

Leanna was young and impressionable, and Khet wants a roof over her head. He's paying for the girlfriend wife mom soulmaid experience whether he wants to admit it or not.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil says he worked at Wells Fargo too but quit because they were too predatory. Lol. There's also the Circuit City story too. As always, all this comes from Phil's mouth so giant heapings of salt.

Don't forget his stint tossing salads.

No, I mean literal salads, at the food court.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I just can't.

Can someone PLEASE find a comment from Derich that "has meaning".

 

[ParksydeDhil]

I'm gonna be honest here, I do hate Phil because in a just world, karma would bite his ass. It's the entitlement and his blatant audacity to cry poor when we've all known people who are legit living paycheck to paycheck.

 

[Sup3r]

Man, him saying that as someone in a 'meaningful relationship'(pressing X to gout, btw) he doesn't need virtual women is insane. I don't know anyone who's in a relationship and has this weird attitude towards women and romance in video games.

His attempts to paint himself as a husband who's so faithful he won't even look at a pair of virtual tits are so pathetic.

Also, him saying he voluntarily stayed single for most of his 20's is such bullshit. Women saw there was something off about him and were repulsed. They weren't lining up to bang (mostly polish)Italian Stallion Volcelsydephil.

Leanna was young and impressionable, and Khet wants a roof over her head. He's paying for the girlfriend wife mom soulmaid experience whether he wants to admit it or not.

Just goes to show how little he valued Leanna, if he didn't consider their relationship meaningful enough that he not only was openly attracted to "virtual women" but also felt the need to "pleasure" himself, all while under the same roof as her. The whole "voluntarily single" thing just smacks of "incel" but I think there was more to it. Phil has always had a weird view of women and how he viewed both of his SOs shows what he wants: a mommy that isn't his real mother so he can pretend to be "mature".

I do believe that Phil did try to groom Leanna. Not sexually, but to play mommy to him while he could pretend to be wiser due to his age, especially with how he had sabotaged he chances to live away from him (moving her to the other side of the country away from her family making it harder to have somewhere to go, convincing her to not get a real job and not to pursue further education). He felt like he was in control of her, allowing him to not do anything to actively incentivise her to want to stay. With Kaht though, he doesn't have any leverage over her. It's why he is far more willing to bend to her will, and leaver her to her own devices.

 

[Fragarach]

Tuned into a live DSP stream for the first time in ages to see what all this begging chatter is about.

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Seems about right.

I swear the past three times I've checked in on his stream, he's been away. All these breaks are nuts and something always somehow comes up that drags "be back in a minute" to 10+ minutes. This man plays video games for a few hours and can't even do that without breaks during which he's assuredly playing WWE Champions or brainstorming how to set up a new financial emergency:

"So I took a MASSIVE dump during my break and you're not gonna believe this, my toilet burst and there's doodie water EVERYWHERE! It sucks because I just paid my bills and I don't know how I'm going to afford the repair bill, which is gonna be astronomical of course. I don't know guys...by the way, tips are only at $48 so if you're holding out now's the time to tip. Okay then..."

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Phil can barely comprehend simple things in video games and accomplish them without his hand being held, Take this for instance

She is saying just fuck me no build up or foreplay just mount me Infront of him clear as day and he still doesn't get the hint, The man has no skill on how to read the room. That's the reason he comes off as a virgin, Put one in that position and they most likely do the same thing because they would be nervous as fuck or couldn't understand what was going on. Even his comment "I don't know what she's doing" comes off as something a virgin would say.

Phil sees Leanna bent over ready to fuck, and the only things going through Phil's mind is why there isn't a handsome man bending over for him and how much longer does he have to pretend to be straight.

I've been saying this shit for years: Phil is gay as fuck, and doesn't like women whatsoever and the only reason he plays WWE Champions is so that he can fantasize Randy Macho Man Savage stuffing his Slim Jim into his poop shoot.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I just can't.

Can someone PLEASE find a comment from Derich that "has meaning".

If you have every wondered why Derich never gets the ban, or subscribe to the theory that Derich's parents contacted Phil behind the scenes, this is the meaningful discussion that Derich provides.

Because of this inquisitive question, DSP can go to his happy place of eating out with his parents when he was a kid. And after that, he can field other autistic kids questions about ice cream, as we saw for the next 30 minutes of content.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil's top 10 worst moments of 2021 was a solid list but I think the Jaspar UTI deserved a shout out because even by Phil's standards it was heinous. Even Phil realised he crossed the line and the most loyal of wheelchairs would abandon him for neglecting to take his potentially dying cat to the vets. Then, after a barrage of negativity from every angle, Jaspar had miraculously recovered and his UTI was never mentioned again.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Man, him saying that as someone in a 'meaningful relationship'(pressing X to gout, btw) he doesn't need virtual women is insane. I don't know anyone who's in a relationship and has this weird attitude towards women and romance in video games.

His attempts to paint himself as a husband who's so faithful he won't even look at a pair of virtual tits are so pathetic.

Also, him saying he voluntarily stayed single for most of his 20's is such bullshit. Women saw there was something off about him and were repulsed. They weren't lining up to bang (mostly polish)Italian Stallion Volcelsydephil.

Leanna was young and impressionable, and Khet wants a roof over her head. He's paying for the girlfriend wife mom soulmaid experience whether he wants to admit it or not.

He could at least be consistent about it. He has a car but plays Forza what's up with that?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Only $37 in tips, activate begging tweet mode, overtime confirmed:

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I swear to God that reading "I would argue" post-Phillip exposure raises my BP.

To be fair mate that's kind of why I did it. That's one of the phrases Phil destroyed for me. Same for words like interactions and contributions.

 

[cock flavoured seasoning]

I hate Phil too. I don't understand how this fucker is pushing 40, still thinks he is perfect at everything, and blames everybody and everything else for his failings.

over the years I used to laugh when the TIHYDPs came out etc (they are still funny) ,eventually I realized hes not just a shit gamer , but an even shitter human.
he only starts to care when he seriously messes up in public like when he called streamers 'paid shills' just because they had a pre release key of some game and he didnt. thousands turned on him on twitter and he bricked it

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

To be fair mate that's kind of why I did it. That's one of the phrases Phil destroyed for me. Same for words like interactions and contributions.

The truth of the matter is that Phil has arguably ruined a lot of phrases and words for most of us.
Chill. positive, thus (but who really use that?) comes to mind.
Heck we even have a dedicated thread covering this, that is really something.

 

[snort inquisition]

Only $37 in tips, activate begging tweet mode, overtime confirmed:

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what a shocker no one gives a fuck about an old, dogshit ps2 game

 

[BepsiLight]

what a shocker no one gives a fuck about an old, dogshit ps2 game

The best part about DSP logic:
People donate because they enjoy the stream and want to support it. When support is great DSP is doing a fun commentary, interacting with people and having fun with the game. When they don't donate he has no idea why, attendance is always great and everyone is having a good time but nobody is donating. Better sent the whale call so random people on Twitter that aren't even watching swoop in and...contribute to the stream they are enjoying so much? that they weren't even watching?
It truly is amazing how he can matrix-dodge any kind of fault of his own. It's always something or someone elses fault.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Also, him saying he voluntarily stayed single for most of his 20's is such bullshit.

Phil can barely comprehend simple things in video games and accomplish them without his hand being held, Take this for instance

She is saying just fuck me no build up or foreplay just mount me Infront of him clear as day and he still doesn't get the hint, The man has no skill on how to read the room. That's the reason he comes off as a virgin, Put one in that position and they most likely do the same thing because they would be nervous as fuck or couldn't understand what was going on. Even his comment "I don't know what she's doing" comes off as something a virgin would say.

This is why Phil is never convincing: he ignores clips people can easily find and disprove what he claims. Even if he SOUNDED confident, he can't be, when you can watch him be THAT fucking clueless right there. That doesn't happen unless you are catastrophically stupid. Even a gay guy in denial would still recognize what was going on, and decline to make such a comment on camera that gives themselves away as a such an incel.

That's how I know that Phil isn't a homosexual, just a giant idiot who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut.

I do believe that Phil did try to groom Leanna. Not sexually, but to play mommy to him while he could pretend to be wiser due to his age, especially with how he had sabotaged he chances to live away from him (moving her to the other side of the country away from her family making it harder to have somewhere to go, convincing her to not get a real job and not to pursue further education).

Leave it to Phil to not predict any problems with trying to have someone in his life forever who he can feel superior to, while said person is also performing a function in his life, on a daily, that grants them certain authority over him.

 

[Elescondido]

I do believe that Phil did try to groom Leanna

That's why i wonder if she'll try to cancel him eventually, the older she gets the more she'll realize how fucked the situation was.
Dsp groomed her when she was a dumb teenager and he was almost 30 and made her waste years of her life ....

People have been cancelled for less lol , besides separating her from her family also as messed up

 

[Balr0g]

Only $37 in tips, activate begging tweet mode, overtime confirmed:

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Phil should use his new laptop and just make a template for begging tweets. They all sound the same "we have fun with "insert game here" but the support is very low so please swing by and support". for the desperate begging make one with several words in caps. He could copy & paste it would save time and he could play more...Oh right. Playing video games is "hard work"