SURPRISE FUCKERS. Boss has the flu so I got the fuck out of dodge. Let's do this.
SEASON 7 EPISODE 4
-Okay, so like, the episode is literally called "Private Parts". I get that it's a pun but uh...woof.
-DATE TIME BITCHES. Sander and the troon meet up at the skating rink. Sander looks nervous as fuck. LOL when Hope walks in, Sander gets weirded the fuck out that she's taller than him.
You WILL suck the girldick, Sander! Don't you want to be a good ally?
-The date is extremely awkward. LOL The troon wears a size 10 in skates. So dainty and feminine. She towers over Sander the entire time while they're skating and it's just embarrassing.
-Sander continues to visibly grimace as they sit down and talk. Sander explains his dating woes. The troon tells him that she still has a dick, which is why she has no luck with dating. There's clearly a pressure for Sander to suck the rod. Sander silently panics.
F U C K.
-Enough of that nonsense! We have to watch the workout session with Jazz I posted earlier. He sweats like a pig, complaining and whining and barely doing anything. I noticed that our old pal Noelle is curiously missing from Jazz's "friends". Oh well.
-"I feel good!" Jazz exclaims, red-faced and looking a minute away from a coronary.
-Sander and Jazz hang out with smoothies. Jazz wants to get involved with BLM, specifically Black Trans Lives Matter. The facepalms heard 'round the world. Jazz spouts stats and claims he wants to make a difference. "This community needs it more than any other community". Sure, Jan.
-Peppermint is apparently coming, no doubt to bully the shit out of Sander. Everyone is thirsty for converting Sander. I almost feel bad for him. Sander gently tells Jazz that he doesn't want girldick. Jazz is surprisingly cool with it. So that's nice.
-Jazz starts talking about his sexuality, uh oh here we go...
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NUCLEAR INTERESTING FUCKING STUFF HERE, GUYS. Apparently, Jazz "had sex once" in that there was penetration (Sander is the one who asked if there was penetration btw). That said, Jazz doesn't count it as actual sex. SPECULATE AWAY, KIWIS.
-Peppermint arrives. She screeches into the abyss with the force of my dwindling will to live. I feel bad for the poor cats that live in casa de Jennings. Hearing all this clucking and yowling all day would make me piss myself on the daily.
-Jazz wants to change his style around via wearing wigs and dressing in drag. And, much like last season, he's doing it wrong by his own logic. Get that fancy tux ready, Jazz! Jazz will also pitch the stupid activism thing as well. Vomit.
-Jazz wears another fat outfit while he tries on wigs. This is making me want to troon out so I never have to deal with femmy shit ever again. Maybe that's the purpose of the show.
-Jazz pitches the thing like this isn't staged as fuck. He wants to do a rally and have black troons come in to speak. Peppermint lectures the audience about the plight of BLM. Holy shit, he alludes to the Summer of Love. VOMIT. I never thought this show could get more unbearable.
-My cat just took a shit on the floor while making eye contact before walking away. She said FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT. Perfect timing! Unfortunately, I have to finish this nightmare.
-Our trio of terror (Sander is here now) go to a mural to continue lecturing us about BLM. Troons and activists show up to prepare. This is so boring and cringe. They're going to paint the wall with pics of dead trans people or some shit. Jazz shills. Sander looks checked out.
-Jeanette and grandma hang. Grandma derps out. Jeanette whines about being an empty nester. Fat friend hangs out too. They're going to drink, of course. I think Jeanette drinks a LOT. Even fat friend remarks on this.
-Jeanette talks about the prospect of Sander having sex with the troon and/or Peppermint.
VOMIT. Note the visible age gap between Sander and Peppermint. Not groom-y or predatory at all!
-"WHEREVER HE DIPS HIS DICK"
-Also Jeanette sounds visibly drunk.
-Sander and Peppermint hang out in the hot-tub. Sander looks nervous despite his jokes. This is REAAAAAAALLY rape-y. I'm serious. This is grooming behavior. Peppermint is trying to get him drunk and everything.
-Sander tells Peppermint he doesn't want the girldick. UNLIKE Jazz, Peppermint isn't having it. Gives him a big lecture about biting the bullet. Spouts a bunch of bullshit. "CUT HER SOME SLACK AND GET OVER YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS!!!11".
-Holy shit Peppermint gets legit offended at Sander getting defensive and displaying his boundaries, even as he explains he's just attracted to vaginas. Peppermint keeps wheedling and yelling and prying and bullying him and F U C K this is degrading. I'm getting upset. Where's my rape whistle...
-Sander calls up the troon the next day and thinks that his boundaries are the problem. He tells Hope to come to the BLM event. Sander claims that he has to follow his emotions over his sexual preferences when it comes to falling in love.
THIS IS BRAINWASHING AND SEXUAL COERCION.
-NEXT WEEK: Peppermint has a dramatic announcement! Hope brings in the hater troon from the previous episode to visit? Jeanette fumes. Sander and Hope go bowling.
This shit with Sander is disgusting. Legit. I should have worked overtime until my body decayed. I love you bastards too much.
Delusion
