Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He fucking reported me to youtube that cocksucker. There was nothing wrong with my video.

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Pat gives us a sneak peek at his new WIP.

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Twas the shite before Christmas...

Why is he showing people this complete garbage? It's just 400 words of twaddle. What's a "hay penny", you simple Midwestern rube? Why the fuck would you start a Christmas novel four days before Christmas? I can't wait til Niki leaves you, fat idiot.
 
He fucking reported me to youtube that cocksucker. There was nothing wrong with my video.

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You'll probably be fine. It's just a video of you talking, and he reported the entire thing instead of just the few seconds where he might have had a case. Youtube usually makes a decision after 48 hours and if they take it down, you can appeal. Either way I have your video backed up.

Also, payquasi.com has been *voluntarily* taken down. Here is a message from the guy who ran the site:

"Here is a snapshot of the site's traffic. As you can see, all of the traffic was during the day and the day after the cards were handed out at Worldcon, which by the way I had nothing to do with and had no idea that guy was planning to do until after he had already printed them and did his thing."

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Do you think piggy actually read the book? fuck no. they don't tell you how to spell it in the movie. Fun cow crossover though because Jack Scalfani is also producing Tiny Timcore content for Christmas. He should get Patrick on his show.
They should appear on a cooking show together and compete to make the best Beef Wellington, and Pat already sets a high bar with this tasty meal.
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And we know Pat's skill at planning a full-course dinner, such as how damn good a hamburger bun works as a side dish for your Thanksgiving dinner. It could be tough for Chef Jack, especially once Pat hears he's into napalming children instead of grinding them up into pepperoni.
 
They should appear on a cooking show together and compete to make the best Beef Wellington, and Pat already sets a high bar with this tasty meal.
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And we know Pat's skill at planning a full-course dinner, such as how damn good a hamburger bun works as a side dish for your Thanksgiving dinner. It could be tough for Chef Jack, especially once Pat hears he's into napalming children instead of grinding them up into pepperoni.
Suspiciously, Rick's Beef Wellington looks like a crispy African American child, child.

Rest in peace, affirmative action atalker.
 
He fucking reported me to youtube that cocksucker. There was nothing wrong with my video.

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This is Patty's MO. He filed hundreds and hundreds of meritless DMCA claims to get the ona subreddit banned from Reddit, which eventually worked. He also went tattling to multiple web hosts before we found our current home.

I'm sure you're already well aware of this but he doesn't care about what's right or fair; he just wants to win and his usual tactic for doing that is by falsely labelling people 'nazis/cyberstalkers/fascists/terrorists etc' and/or to do everything he can to deplatform you.

He's fat and abandoned his only child is what I'm getting at here.
 
They should appear on a cooking show together and compete to make the best Beef Wellington, and Pat already sets a high bar with this tasty meal.
That is not Beef Wellington, what the fuck even is that? I think it's an ass baby. Probably one where he'll disclaim fatherhood.
 
It's ha' penny, short for half penny, not hay penny. Of course Piggy wouldn't know that. His understanding of the English language is rudimentary at best. It is from England though. It's generally ha'pence too, not ha' penny. Another thing Piggy gets wrong.
There's only one context I know of for "ha'penny", which is "ha'penny-tuppeny" as a term to describe a situation where things are cheap and shitty. I wonder if an English visitor was describing Patrick's house or something.
 
A Ha,penny is a half penny that was an actual coin in Britain for like 300 years

It's ha' penny, short for half penny, not hay penny. Of course Piggy wouldn't know that. His understanding of the English language is rudimentary at best. It is from England though. It's generally ha'pence too, not ha' penny. Another thing Piggy gets wrong.
It must chap his ass that people here catch his stupidity and correct it on a daily basis .
 
He fucking reported me to youtube that cocksucker. There was nothing wrong with my video.

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You know, you could write an entire book comparing Patrick to Eric Cartman, but there's one episode, "The Breast Cancer Show Ever" that really parallels his personality.

Quick summary of the episode: So Wendy does a report on Breast Cancer, and Cartman finds it hilarious, taunting and mocking her. Wendy's had enough of his shit and decides to fight him, which makes Cartman scared and desperate to call off the fight. When nothing works, he gets his mom and Wendy's parents involved, lying that Wendy is a bully and crying that he only wants to be friends until Wendy relents and says she'll leave him alone. Of course, now that the parents are on his side, Cartman proceeds to twist the Breast Cancer knife even further into Wendy. He's now "protected" by the parents and free to maliciously rub as much salt as he wants in the wound. She eventually does beat the shit outta him.

But that's Patrick. Cry and play the victim, then when he gets his way, he'll go back to threatening to literally murder you if you show up at one of "his" conventions.

He'll never debate you 1-on-1, never fight on a level playing field. He'll sob and get his "protection" from internet authority figures, then honestly preach to his followers that you are a Nazi who needs to be "destroyed" by any means necessary.
 
Idk how to do an archived version but here's a link to another Beige video. It's about Logan Lynn. This is the guy that Patty mentioned in one of the Josiah Munoz tapes. He has all the makings of a lolcow himself and an example is: His Wikipedia article is has more words in it than Alexander The Great's and he 100% wrote it himself. He even made an entry about how OnA trolled him.
I downloaded that one at the same time, but I didn't archive it here because I don't think it mentions Pat or if it does, it's in passing. Have you watched it recently? Is it relevant to the thread? I'll upload it since it's been mentioned ITT, and it's only like 25 mB.

Doublepost, but @TheCosmicWarrior has released a video on Worldcon. He goes into some detail on Pat's battle with the imposters, the trolling at the con itself, as well as the SFWA's sordid history with pedophilia.
Here is an archive for that video:
 
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