Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Scamhook said:
and raised the number of people in this thread getting laid to 2
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brits arent people, so we're back down to 0.
it's called nyotaika said:
are you still a simp if you bang the object of your simpery? the simp bottom line is "and STILL will never will have sex with you ever".

i assume you graduate to paypig? i'd use something with p2w whales and harpooning your white whale but that's already owned by the fatties.
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Thats a good point. Whats a good metaphor for someone who beat the odds and climbed to the highest hights of simp MT only to find they're still pathetic and unsatisfied but now have the clap?
 
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it's called nyotaika said:
she's still not gonna bang ya my guy
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OK why was I not told this upfront???

Also I was told she was substantially younger than she turned out to be, and also not Jewish

GET ME A FUCKING MANAGER!!!!!


z0mb0 said:
brits arent people, so we're back down to 0.
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arse lettuce is a seppo, isn't he/xe/them? So if a seppo who we can assign integer 1 to, bangs a sort-of pom but also Jew and in a hurry, that's 1 x a non zero value, possibly a negative.
Fuck
We need a Russian Jew Mathemagician. Know any?


z0mb0 said:
but now have the clap
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lol optimistic starting point
 
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Scamhook said:
arse lettuce is a seppo, isn't he/xe/them? So if a seppo who we can assign integer 1 to, bangs a sort-of pom but also Jew and in a hurry, that's 1 x a non zero value, possibly a negative.
Fuck
We need a Russian Jew Mathemagician. Know any?
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Yeah i'll ask real quick. @Scamhook yo someone needs you to pull some talmud accounting sorrcery real quick.
Scamhook said:
lol optimistic starting point
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If he had gotten laid before i don't think he'd hop a plane to bongland and stick his dick in clear insanity.
 
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z0mb0 said:
Yeah i'll ask real quick. @Scamhook yo someone needs you to pull some talmud accounting sorrcery real quick.

If he had gotten laid before i don't think he'd hop a plane to bongland and stick his dick in clear insanity.
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Thank you for your concernt, but i thinkg yuoand your awesome pfp need to take 5 and just rub a few out.

obv, point your penis in my direction bb, my mouth is always yours
 
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Elaine's phone number, courtesy of one Tommy Tooter:
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z0mb0 said:
Really? come on man, you gotta explain some shit a bit here. wtf is this some kinda tripple-cross gay op?
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Tom's an idiot and I lied when I said I knew anything. His ego demands the last word, so of course he'd post the conversation. Him and Elaine are in some sort of cahoots to sue the farms. That's all I know.
 
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z0mb0 said:
Ok, now for the people not in your head, what the fuck does any of that mean. top to bottom.
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Tom inherits money. Elaine reaches out to him with an offer of some lawsuit using Minc Law. He brags about it, I say he's getting ruised, he posts a direct copy paste of the texts he had with her. It's not really that complicated.
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Tom inherits money. Elaine reaches out to him with an offer of some lawsuit using Minc Law. He brags about it, I say he's getting ruised, he posts a direct copy paste of the texts he had with her. It's not really that complicated.
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there we go. a complete retelling of the event's. now on to the fun stuff, you sure that's her? because if so im pretty sure defrauding someone for 10 stacks is a pretty heavy crime.


And whose the other person and what else do you know?
 
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z0mb0 said:
there we go. a complete retelling of the event's. now on to the fun stuff, you sure that's her? because if so im pretty sure defrauding someone for 10 stacks is a pretty heavy crime.
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I'm not 100% sure, no. I just know Tom says it is, that he's talked with her, and he says he's talked with the lawyers who confirmed it to him.
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
I'm not 100% sure, no. I just know Tom says it is, that he's talked with her, and he says he's talked with the lawyers who confirmed it to him.
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Cool so she asked for 10 large to rip off a troon using the name of a shady lawyer that has a section on his site on how to get a loan to finance your lolsuit needs.
 
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