Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Conrix]

Oh look, he's also a massive racist.

This is art.

Null would be proud.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh look, he's also a massive racist.

Hey @x86x2, there something you'd like to share with the class?

 

[Ruin]

I think we've overlooked a rather important detail gents. @x86x2 given that you spend all day shitposting on 4chan, on a scale from ADF to Stirkerwolf how fat are you?

 

[x86x2]

Dude if my Grandma was dying and she was like an hour away or more I'd drive the fuck over there and spend as much time with her as possible so she didn't have to die surrounded by strangers. Unless of course she was like an evil bitter old grandma but apparently yours was not
I mean you said she made you pizzas and cakes all the time and she had it in her to love you regardless of your sped ways and when she died you didn't even give a fuck

No, that was my other grandmother, who's still alive, by the way. She does a lot for her extended family, which I can definitely respect. The one who died didn't really do that much that I can think of, to be honest. I did go to her funeral and say my last words to her, though.

According to him, one of the pictures is a live-action version of some MLP character's pet alligator. I don't know if they actually used a pic from the show and it has a bunch of live-action sequences all of a sudden, or if it's just a coincidence.

It was the former. The show is apparently trying to become Spongebob with these live-action images they're inserting into the show as of recently.

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...can this be his new avatar?

Yeah, uh, no, thank you.

Hey @x86x2, there something you'd like to share with the class?

Um, yes, I would. That's not me. That was another guy who decided to post against the faggot OP of that particular thread. My posts are typically more eloquent than that, and I post with images most of the time.

Look out man this guy's got a handful of cute lil' triggers
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/42/93/7d/42937d8f377725c0c1f4a3054c74d7ac.jpg
They love you, you love them.

Crocodiles don't trigger me specifically, nothing against the species, it's just that one picture from the show that does that. Just for clarification.

 

[WireSponge]

Um, yes, I would. That's not me. That was another guy who decided to post against the faggot OP of that particular thread. My posts are typically more eloquent than that, and I post with images most of the time.

You have a very loose idea of eloquent. Eloquence implies that you can form coherent, sensible thoughts.

 

[JustPassingThrough]

Crocodiles don't trigger me specifically, nothing against the species, it's just that one picture from the show that does that. Just for clarification.

A stock picture featured in a show isn't a picture from said show, you know.

 

[Ruin]

Crocodiles don't trigger me specifically, nothing against the species, it's just that one picture from the show that does that. Just for clarification.

So why not report the post and move on instead of wasting your life spamming which is also against the rules by the way.

My posts are typically more eloquent than that,

 

[Loxiozzz]

Yeah, uh, no, thank you.

But...

I thought it was perfect...

 

[x86x2]

A stock picture featured in a show isn't a picture from said show, you know.

Unless you can give me the origin of that picture, I still think it's from MLP. They filmed it outside and used it for the episode.

So why not report the post and move on instead of wasting your life spamming which is also against the rules by the way.

Well, I did report it numerous times, but it never got deleted, which is the problem.

 

[WireSponge]

Well, I did report it numerous times, but it never got deleted, which is the problem.

Just a thought. Maybe if they won't take it away after you report it, then they won't take it away period and you should stop making a scene. They hate you. They won't take away anything you report because the 4chan staff values pissing you off over enforcing the rules. Get it through your thick skull that the 4chan staff won't do everything you want. They won't do anything you want. Literally everyone in contact with you is sick of your shit, and nobody will remove anything that you report. They want to spite and aggravate you, and with good reason. I wouldn't mind being lax with a few rules to trigger someone as unpleasant as you. It's easy and amusing.

 

[Segue]

Well, I did report it numerous times, but it never got deleted, which is the problem.

Do you still think the 4chan mods will ever be on your side? For someone who claims to be normal you sure do have a difficult time realizing this. They have literally made an exception for the rules just to bother you. Besides, aren't they Barneyfags anyway? Why trust them? Don't dodge questions.

 

[Rin]

Crocodiles don't trigger me specifically, nothing against the species, it's just that one picture from the show that does that. Just for clarification.

I'm pretty sure specifically telling people your triggers on a thread devoted to mocking you is an excellent idea that will in no way backfire.

 

[Adamska]

Well, I did report it numerous times, but it never got deleted, which is the problem.

Let me recreate why they don't care:

Mods: Oh, hey we got a report about something involving MLP. Let's look into it.

You:

Mods:

Oh wow, what a raging douche. I know what we should do...

*Deletes your post, let's thread go happily on*

You:

Mods:

 

[Gensdupays]

Unless you can give me the origin of that picture, I still think it's from MLP. They filmed it outside and used it for the episode.

Okay then, here.

Well, I did report it numerous times, but it never got deleted, which is the problem.

For how much longer do we have to hammer it into your head that 4chan mods do not care about you specifically and ignore your reports?

 

[x86x2]

Okay then, here.


For how much longer do we have to hammer it into your head that 4chan mods do not care about you specifically and ignore your reports?

Well, I'll be damned. You learn something new every day. Sometimes ponyfags can actually teach you things.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Barneyfag, I'm honestly disappointed.

I don't know if I was naive to think I could help you, or if I simply failed due to personal incompetence but we were actually making progress in our conversation. I mean you trusted me enough to disclose "confidential" information, and you even showed a glimpse of self-awareness proving that you could fucking change if you wanted to. But instead of working through your problems like an adult you've decided to continue shitposting, arguing and overall digging yourself an even bigger hole if that's even possible.

I was originally going to send a PM again but considering that you ignored me to go do the exact thing you were trying to stop means I don't think you want to change. I mean everyone's probably saying "no shit", but it's honestly fucking tragic. I know how an uncaring special education system can fuck with someone's self-worth, and you've demonstrated to me that you're self-aware enough to know that your anger was never really directed at Barney.

At this point, I can only assume that you're too entrenched in this simplistic black and white world where every bad thing that has ever happened to you is the doing of this nefarious purple entity who's out to corrupt everything you like. The thought of the world being anymore complex than that is to you simply unfathomable.

Fester in your ineffectual anger all you want, it's your life. Just don't say that no one ever gave you a chance.

I hate to look white-knighty but I really just wanted to get this shit off my chest.

 

[Ruin]

Better alert NASA. We found the densest thing in the universe and it's @x86x2's head.

 

[x86x2]

Barneyfag, I'm honestly disappointed.

I don't know if I was naive to think I could help you, or if I simply failed due to personal incompetence but we were actually making progress in our conversation. I mean you trusted me enough to disclose "confidential" information, and you even showed a glimpse of self-awareness proving that you could fucking change if you wanted to. But instead of working through your problems like an adult you've decided to continue shitposting, arguing and overall digging yourself an even bigger hole if that's even possible.

I was originally going to send a PM again but considering that you ignored me to go do the exact thing you were trying to stop means I don't think you want to change. I mean everyone's probably saying "no shit", but it's honestly fucking tragic. I know how an uncaring special education system can fuck with someone's self-worth, and you've demonstrated to me that you're self-aware enough to know that your anger was never really directed at Barney.

At this point, I can only assume that you're too entrenched in this simplistic black and white world where every bad thing that has ever happened to you is the doing of this nefarious purple entity who's out to corrupt everything you like. The thought of the world being anymore complex than that is to you simply unfathomable.

Fester in your ineffectual anger all you want, it's your life. Just don't say that no one ever gave you a chance.

I hate to look white-knighty but I really just wanted to get this shit off my chest.

Ok, yes, I know that I haven't really changed that much. I did gain a bit of awareness today, however, given that @Gensdupays actually linked the stock footage of the alligator. So at the very least, I can see why mods were a bit hesitant to delete the image. I guess they were aware that it was stock footage this whole time, and the writers of MLP just so happened to use it. I did gain a sense of perspective on the mods' side, given how they might've known it was stock footage this whole time (not specifically from the show), when I thought it was just fags pulling my leg. I wish someone had told me that before, though. I'd never thought I'd say this to a ponyfag, but thanks.

See, a lot of my hate tends to come from the fact that my mind is just littered with questions that have no answers. My lack of understanding tends to be my greatest downfall, and lack of communication on either side is what destroys our own comprehension. I do think that Barney isn't necessarily out to destroy my life, but it feels like things would be a lot different had my circumstances been a lot different, and I will say that my time in high school probably would've been better had I communicated a bit more with them. It probably wouldn't have made a difference, but it would've been a solemn effort. I wish I could say the same about the network that aired MLP in Canada and made me think this way, given when I tried to contact them, I ended up getting voicemail bullshit.

So what do I boil it all down to? Lack of understanding, comprehension, or communication. A factor that I feel many of us here can relate to.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Ok, yes, I know that I haven't really changed that much. I did gain a bit of awareness today, however, given that @Gensdupays actually linked the stock footage of the alligator. So at the very least, I can see why mods were a bit hesitant to delete the image. I guess they were aware that it was stock footage this whole time, and the writers of MLP just so happened to use it. I did gain a sense of perspective on the mods' side, given how they might've known it was stock footage this whole time (not specifically from the show), when I thought it was just fags pulling my leg. I wish someone had told me that before, though. I'd never thought I'd say this to a ponyfag, but thanks.

See, a lot of my hate tends to come from the fact that my mind is just littered with questions that have no answers. My lack of understanding tends to be my greatest downfall, and lack of communication on either side is what destroys our own comprehension. I do think that Barney isn't necessarily out to destroy my life, but it feels like things would be a lot different had my circumstances been a lot different, and I will say that my time in high school probably would've been better had I communicated a bit more with them. It probably wouldn't have made a difference, but it would've been a solemn effort. I wish I could say the same about the network that aired MLP in Canada and made me think this way, given when I tried to contact them, I ended up getting voicemail bullshit.

So what do I boil it all down to? Lack of understanding, comprehension, or communication. A factor that I feel many of us here can relate to.

You're not even aware about how much you've missed the point are you?

 

[Ruin]

Ok, yes, I know that I haven't really changed that much. I did gain a bit of awareness today, however, given that @Gensdupays actually linked the stock footage of the alligator. So at the very least, I can see why mods were a bit hesitant to delete the image. I guess they were aware that it was stock footage this whole time, and the writers of MLP just so happened to use it. I did gain a sense of perspective on the mods' side, given how they might've known it was stock footage this whole time (not specifically from the show), when I thought it was just fags pulling my leg. I wish someone had told me that before, though. I'd never thought I'd say this to a ponyfag, but thanks.

See, a lot of my hate tends to come from the fact that my mind is just littered with questions that have no answers. My lack of understanding tends to be my greatest downfall, and lack of communication on either side is what destroys our own comprehension. I do think that Barney isn't necessarily out to destroy my life, but it feels like things would be a lot different had my circumstances been a lot different, and I will say that my time in high school probably would've been better had I communicated a bit more with them. It probably wouldn't have made a difference, but it would've been a solemn effort. I wish I could say the same about the network that aired MLP in Canada and made me think this way, given when I tried to contact them, I ended up getting voicemail bullshit.

So what do I boil it all down to? Lack of understanding, comprehension, or communication. A factor that I feel many of us here can relate to.

I don't feel sorry for you at all. After you posted your genocide manifesto all my sympathy was lost. It's not over for you though. Don't go to 4chan anymore and if you feel the need to talk to someone go to a bar or join a club at your college. Once you make some real friends and develop some adult interests you won't ever think about Barney or MLP again.