Oh man, this is a riot. The part I find most incredulous is how this mofo actually thinks a billionaire would swoop down to help him with his plight. First off, anyone with that kind of money would not give a shit. Second, why him? Ol Tom ain't the face you would put on a gofundme or change.org. One look at his mug and you would assume that he's guilty as hell for whatever he's on death row for. No pardon for you, Tom, and certainly no favorable judgements. In his delusional mind, he probably thinks his shitty rock jewelry was the catalyst for the heiress to become his savior.
