DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

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I find it so funny that Phil constantly brings up people shilling and shits on them when you can find stuff like this in a 10 second search. Yeah dude everyone hates shilling we get it but none of the shills (except Phil) have a crippling ego problem where they have to make fun of people promoting products or call them "not real gamers." For anyone wondering why he constantly shills Hori now it's because of this dumb Switch accessory he got from them for free. Everyone can be called a hypocrite once or twice in their life and rightfully so but with DarksydePhil contradictions like this with proof happen daily.

I would like to add one more thing to this.
HE NEVER USED IT! HE NEVER TRIED THOSE PADS HIMSELF!

 

[Elescondido]

Phil just spend some time with wife man.
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It's hilarious that the success of other streamers annoys him so much he has to block it lol

 

[Chandler Bing]

We all know the only reason he's saying this is because he's lost everything in terms of connecting with any companies anymore. He knows he's been cut off from the corporate tit. This is the end lads.

Eventually inflation gonna get too high for the whales to sustain him now that he's been cut off from all them bits etc.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Well you shithead kiwifarts??

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Well you shithead kiwifarts?

My answer isn't one of those options

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Well you shithead kiwifarts??

Why does he even bother

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Why does he even bother

It's all about ego and validation. Phil wants to see a big number of people voting he brings up how many votes he got every single time he mentions polls. All his polls are meaningless because he always will just do what he wants anyway we've seen this countless times be it for the hat "goal" or viewers choice. I remember LISA and Deus Ex two amazing games imo had the highest votes one month and he just completely disregarded them saying there was too much "troll activity" during voting so he's just gonna play another game on the list the one he wants to play fuck the fans.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Well you shithead kiwifarts??

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

One day without constant on screen begging. Truly a Christmas miracle. I'm sure he will say shit like "it's da holidays you don't wanna hear about me needing money." All this means is that he knows he will be getting big money from whales which he does every year for Christmas.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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One day without constant on screen begging. Truly a Christmas miracle. I'm sure he will say shit like "it's da holidays you don't wanna hear about me needing money." All this means is that he knows he will be getting big money from whales which he does every year for Christmas.

Phil isn't going to be greedy on Christmas. There are no tips goals, just tips milestones.

I'm glad those are two separate and completely different things.

 

[Coomfucius]

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One day without constant on screen begging. Truly a Christmas miracle. I'm sure he will say shit like "it's da holidays you don't wanna hear about me needing money." All this means is that he knows he will be getting big money from whales which he does every year for Christmas.

Here’s hoping he gets drunk and pissy when the cash flow stops after the whales drop their checks and leave.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

When he does keel over live on stream, what would the grace period be for posting memes about it?

Naahh just kidding I don't give a shit I'll be posting within the hour along with most of the rest the farms.

I'll take that 1 hour grace period and raise you to at least 15 mins that another shithead dumbfuck conspiracy theorist to post straight after his fortunate passing

This is KF of all sites, and lolcows gotta be milked!

If memes and jokes were made well before KF existence through bad events, it just shows how healthy freedom of speech is, and how quick some people's wit to improv a joke, and why not? A good laugh is healthy for the mind and soul d00d, except mine, cuz I'm fuckin dead and 6 feet under!

Nothing I can do to be resurrected to lean in one last time!!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"It's been an hour since I got to swap a hat, just saying guys..."

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

As much as Gordon is an absolute cunt in his treatment of chefs, they deserve it because they cook shit food much like DSP plays games like pure shit too, and Gordon is an absolute legend out of studio, a gentleman they say, it's just because he cares about he quality of food is how he gets the privilege of telling chefs they are stupid sandwiches

If DSP had a Drill Sergeant he would absolutely keel over and die through busting his ass too much with shit and blood exploded all over the love office and I would laugh

Even one episode on Kitchen Nightmares one guy was food poisoned with Salmonella with spoiled fish, and the guest or customer suffered some serious illness...

Basically, play games well, you get treated well, play shit, you get shit back

 

[Dona Morte]

One day without constant on screen begging. Truly a Christmas miracle. I'm sure he will say shit like "it's da holidays you don't wanna hear about me needing money." All this means is that he knows he will be getting big money from whales which he does every year for Christmas.

He can still beg without the goal.
I will be happy with a gin filled stream.
One thing that makes it the best is with detractor nootnicks.

 

[Coomfucius]

As much as Gordon is an absolute cunt in his treatment of chefs, they deserve it because they cook shit food much like DSP plays games like pure shit too, and Gordon is an absolute legend out of studio, a gentleman they say, it's just because he cares about he quality of food is how he gets the privilege of telling chefs they are stupid sandwiches

In Ramsey’s defense the “chefs” never take any of his advice and instead choose to act like they’re the best thing ever. Much like Phil they choose to act like really smart while also playing the victim card. Sometimes the only way to get through to a person is by being as loud and direct as possible.

 

[NotValKilmer]

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Well you shithead kiwifarts??

Jesus Christ he's somehow more insufferable when you can't see or hear him. Such a fake bitch too, the holidays must be good in the SnortFort if he's so deprived of attention that he lurks Twatter and makes dumbass polls.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil isn't going to be greedy on Christmas. There are no tips goals, just tips milestones.

I'm glad those are two separate and completely different things.

Phil did the same thing last year. No goals, but begged his ass off and had milestones.

 

[Cataloons]

I don't hate Phil, but there is something of anticipation for when the bottom falls out. I always get satisfaction for terrible people having karma bite them in the ass. It's looking like it's going to be a slow slide into failure rather than a crescendo, but I'm okay with that. It's a nature documentary - everything eventually dies.

 

[Lazycunt]

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We all know the only reason he's saying this is because he's lost everything in terms of connecting with any companies anymore. He knows he's been cut off from the corporate tit. This is the end lads.

Eventually inflation gonna get too high for the whales to sustain him now that he's been cut off from all them bits etc.

He would actually have to reach out to companies and network for him to be able to get actual sponsorships and he never puts any effort in because if he's not streaming he's off the clock and he doesn't do anything off the clock for his adult mature business.
How many hours does this faggot think there are in one day because it's more than 8 hours of streaming