Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Okay but the Bible belt is like legit the worst fucking place to put on offense acts for trans drama. Most Bible belt- especially the belt buckle region of the Bible belt- bathrooms have one to three stalls per gendered bathroom in smaller rural gas stations along the interstate.

Tldr; It's even worse for those women/girls to be in such close proximity to transwomen if they are lingering in the Bible belt women's bathrooms. :c
Those faggots don't even consider those women are probably packing heat in anticipation of these freaks.
 
Kevin releases the reference picture he wants to show his plastic surgeon and it is a picture of a woman, presumably a porn star, with the most absurd bolt-ons you will ever bare witness to (NSFW link, of course)

I decided to look into this person because wtf and I can't tell if I'm more or less horrified that these tits are not permanently attached.

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There is some really weird shit on the roanyer website... Peruse at your own risk.

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I decided to look into this person because wtf and I can't tell if I'm more or less horrified that these tits are not permanently attached.

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There is some really weird shit on the roanyer website... Peruse at your own risk.


side tracking: honestly, i like mads. She (and her simps) know its fantasy, doesnt make a show of pretending it's not, and puts in the editing/shot framing to make it seem realistic. She gets horny men to pay her money to slap ridiculous fake tits on without invasive surgery, permanent mutilation, or e-begging. she has a plethora of female friends, fan art, and (as healthy as horny twitter can be) interactions.

plus shes a natal women with a nice home.

to tie it all back: things kevvie will never get but wants so desperately.
 
"Putting removable stickers on stuff isn't a big deal" gee I wonder how he'd react to people putting up "trans women are not women" stickers all over the Tranch. It would amount to a terror attack
If someone did that, it might get him to some work around the Tranch by removing them. In reality however, he'd just cower in his room while the other Tranchers remove them. He'd tweet about how these stickers litcherally assaulted him and that big meanie Earl did it and that he needs more money so he can buy more plastic crap to make him feel better and add to his hoard.
 
I decided to look into this person because wtf and I can't tell if I'm more or less horrified that these tits are not permanently attached.

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There is some really weird shit on the roanyer website... Peruse at your own risk.


I guess this is the natural evolution of furry culture capitalism. Might as well cash in on the mentally deranged with an income and or tugboats. I could see Kev buying a set of latex tits. Makes sense.
 
Plot twist: Earl is a chick.
Earl has to be one of Alyssa's personas. Look at all of the damage she has done already. She took one of the few people that did work on the tranch and lets him live the Kevin lifestyle which made him fatter and lazier. Then she was mad that everyone at the tranch thinks she sucks, so she did some witch voodoo and a few days later the tranch was hit by a dust storm that took out Penny. I guess she got sick of killing her rats by negligence and wanted some alpacas to start dying.
 
Transphobe Earl transitioned in order to "better understand what [he's] fighting" - future newspaper headline
Just like when Ben "The Ten Ton Terror of the Talmud" Garrison spent three years undercover in Israel to gather intelligence.

Actually, has anyone ever seen Ben and Earl in the same room?
 
New class introduced: Gender-mancer

-50 to self-awareness
+50 to Dunning-Kreuger effect
+40% chance to create a rift between thirsty trannies
+50% chance to cause existential horror through butthole-related photography
100% chance to drop that sweet sweet lol-cow milk

Traits:
Tub-pisser
Ominous Threat-tweeter
Meteorological Voodoo Enthusiast
Sad Tits

Threat level: Psychotic
 
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